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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It was literally the most memorable panel I've ever attended.

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Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
look if you don't regularly see weird porn on your twitter or tumblr dash you aren't experiencing life

Pick posted:

That would be from either "plug and play" or "sticky" categories. The third category is "spark sex" and I assume involves no cum, or at least none of the example images had cum.

i'm so glad there's words for it

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Pick posted:

That would be from either "plug and play" or "sticky" categories. The third category is "spark sex" and I assume involves no cum, or at least none of the example images had cum.

There isn't a :psyboom: that explodes into :negative: to express how I feel. The smilies are failing me. And you said this was a panel, right? With a power point? It has to be archived somewhere.

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
But why purple? I'd imagine it somewhere in an ethelyne glycol green.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

That weird psychedelic poo poo when you select all the works in a car wash thru

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i never considered that there would be specific jargon for robot sex stories. i feel dumb for not thinking of it.

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
gently caress ya'll and your robot sex fetishes

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete


Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

SatansBestBuddy posted:

robot sex fetishes



Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

I'd watch this talk show every night

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time

Pick posted:

That would be from either "plug and play" or "sticky" categories. The third category is "spark sex" and I assume involves no cum, or at least none of the example images had cum.
This is incredible and now I really want to see that Powerpoint :allears: Y'all are prudes, this poo poo is hilarious/impressive

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Does fan fiction count as art? If so, am I allowed to post excerpts from fan fiction in here now?

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Nameless Pete posted:

But why purple? I'd imagine it somewhere in an ethelyne glycol green.
Well if we're guessing there is a ~premium~ brand of synthetic car lubricants called Royal Purple. I'm sure you can guess what all of their products are colored.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Ramos posted:

Does fan fiction count as art? If so, am I allowed to post excerpts from fan fiction in here now?

only the juiciest bits. bonus points if it's about the omegaverse.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

only the juiciest bits. bonus points if it's about the omegaverse.

You'd think that stuff would be incredible, but no, despite the insane premise, it's all about as dry as dust.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004


What is this fanart of, besides Wario and Waluigi?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

FlyinPingu posted:

every fandom that gets large enough has a bunch of weirdbeards doing this :shittypop:ingly insane AU stuff. It gets really bizarre because some of them stray so incredibly far from the source material it might as well not be related at all. I remember seeing a ton of this poo poo when I still read Homestuck.

Are there any other fandoms that do this? I would think Avengers/Supernatural/Sherlock/Harry Potter might, but I haven't really been exposed to any of that.

fandoms are dumbbbbb

edit:



there are so many drawings of benedict sherlock as an otter and i dont know why

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Lizard Wizard posted:

What is this fanart of, besides Wario and Waluigi?

Daisy, you idiot. loving duh

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

Lizard Wizard posted:

What is this fanart of, besides Wario and Waluigi?



Boyacky, Doronjo, and Tonzura (left to right) from Yatterman.

Normal Barbarian
Nov 24, 2006

Captain Invictus posted:

(This is an actual thing that fans of course twist into gay sex GAAAYYY SEEEEEXXXXXX)

Do you think this type of thing will fall off as ~alternative~ relationships become better represented in media? I assume that was at least part of the drive behind this, looking for gayness wherever you could find it. Maybe if there are more Stephen Universes there will be less need to dig out (or manufacture) homoerotic subtexts.


e: Also, "Conjunx Endura" let me rediscover just how refreshingly unpretentious tfwiki is.

Normal Barbarian has a new favorite as of 09:38 on Feb 6, 2016

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer
I am a sucker for the classics of the pre-internet age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-wUdetAAlY
:nws:Wally Wood does not approve of Disney:nws:

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

scandoslav posted:

Do you think this type of thing will fall off as ~alternative~ relationships become better represented in media? I assume that was at least part of the drive behind this, looking for gayness wherever you could find it. Maybe if there are more Stephen Universes there will be less need to dig out (or manufacture) homoerotic subtexts.


e: Also, "Conjunx Endura" let me rediscover just how refreshingly unpretentious tfwiki is.

it doesn't stop the straights at all

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Wasn't there something in the Transformers comics where the token girl autobot basically got Gay Conversion Therapied into not being a girl because "transformers don't have genders" or something?


Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




C.M. Kruger posted:

Wasn't there something in the Transformers comics where the token girl autobot basically got Gay Conversion Therapied into not being a girl because "transformers don't have genders" or something?

Yeah, that was a thing. The newer writers have included female Transformers from colonies where gender came naturally or something, and that's pretty tasteful I think.

Also, I'm unfortunately more familiar with the term "valveplug" than I'd like to be. I just wanted cool or nice robot pics, I didn't want to see loving. :negative:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
"Robots don't have genders, which means they should all look and act and sound male!" :downs:

Transformers fans are loving dumb.

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Serperoth posted:

Yeah, that was a thing. The newer writers have included female Transformers from colonies where gender came naturally or something, and that's pretty tasteful I think.

Also, I'm unfortunately more familiar with the term "valveplug" than I'd like to be. I just wanted cool or nice robot pics, I didn't want to see loving. :negative:





I think there were like 4 more g1 Female autobots.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Screaming Idiot posted:

"Robots don't have genders, which means they should all look and act and sound male!" :downs:

Transformers fans are loving dumb.

It was bullshit even back in the original days, apparently the writer had Ratchet written as a woman, but was forced to change it because "it's a boys cartoon" or something.



Yeah, Arcee was the character that got converted into being a girl. Also I misread the original post, and I just now realized. :downs:

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


scandoslav posted:

Do you think this type of thing will fall off as ~alternative~ relationships become better represented in media? I assume that was at least part of the drive behind this, looking for gayness wherever you could find it. Maybe if there are more Stephen Universes there will be less need to dig out (or manufacture) homoerotic subtexts.


e: Also, "Conjunx Endura" let me rediscover just how refreshingly unpretentious tfwiki is.

If Steven Universe has taught me anything, it's that gay fan fiction is will only get more rampant with more gay relationships in media. This isn't a bad thing, quite the opposite, but it probably just means the ratio of romantic gay fanfics to the porny variety will just even out some.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

How do transformers combining into a bigger transformer fit into all this, is that like sex too or something else.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Red Bones posted:

How do transformers combining into a bigger transformer fit into all this, is that like sex too or something else.

Nah, that's just an experience.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Lol if you think that gay fanfics are mostly created by gay people, and not straight girls and women who are afraid of a penis going into a vagina.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Huh. Never thought I'd see Darius fanart, ever.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Paladinus posted:

Lol if you think that gay fanfics are mostly created by gay people, and not straight girls and women who are afraid of a penis going into a vagina.

If you want fanfiction made by gay people, you need to get really, really gay. SAIYAN BALLS AHOY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Kakarotto’s Balls posted:

Saiyajin balls should reek, Kakarotto. They should give a rich stink of glorious and untamed power. Worthy Saiyajin balls summon soldiers to war and lovers to gently caress, no matter how well armored they are. Whether hidden beneath many-layered garments or bared to the heavens, Saiyajin balls are worthy, compelling, magnificent. But yours balls, Kakarotto, are pitifiul. You have third-class berries, light-scented and uncommanding when they should be heavy, overripe fruit. Lesser warrior of a lesser family, it should not surprise me that your balls are inferior. And yet, they call to me, Kakarotto and I must know why. I must.

Kakarotto’s Balls posted:

Ah, Kakarotto, I watch you bare yourself in the stream, cleaning your sweaty, hard-muscled body. Cool water drips from your tangled hair, runs in rivulets down your back, trickles into the crack of your rear end. The chill tightens your balls. They shrink and wrinkle beneath your lazy cock. I lick my lips. You wash them with casual indifference. My hands curl into fists. What are you doing? Grip them firmly! Massage and tug them! Invoke their power! Release the fragrant strength to compel both ally and enemy! Oh fool, you know nothing, and I will not stoop to teach you.

Kakarotto’s Balls posted:

I test you when you are unaware, Kakarotto. In peacetime there is too little to do, too much talk and too little action. We eat at the same table. The women serve us, and we let them. My hands slips into my pants where it cannot be seen. Your woman babbles, oblivious. The blue-haired vixen senses something, but only vaguely. Her suspicion hardens my cock. Her shrewd shrewishness lured me to impregnate her. But never mind. It is your attention I seek. Smell me, fool. Recognize your Prince. I tug and squeeze. You look into my eyes. I summon you.

Senior Scarybagels
Jan 6, 2011

nom nom
Grimey Drawer

kirbysuperstar posted:

Huh. Never thought I'd see Darius fanart, ever.





Edit:

I mean yeah they aren't wrong...that was in the Phantasy Star compendium...

Senior Scarybagels has a new favorite as of 11:24 on Feb 6, 2016

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Senior Scarybagels posted:

I mean yeah they aren't wrong...that was in the Phantasy Star compendium...

Of course PSIII would attract the weirdos. Speaking of the Phantasy Star Compendium, though..

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Ramos posted:

If you want fanfiction made by gay people, you need to get really, really gay. SAIYAN BALLS AHOY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

SSJ Chuck Tingle here really nailed Vegeta's voice.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

scandoslav posted:

Do you think this type of thing will fall off as ~alternative~ relationships become better represented in media? I assume that was at least part of the drive behind this, looking for gayness wherever you could find it. Maybe if there are more Stephen Universes there will be less need to dig out (or manufacture) homoerotic subtexts.


e: Also, "Conjunx Endura" let me rediscover just how refreshingly unpretentious tfwiki is.
the comics actually treat it super well(though I haven't read the last six issues of any of the series, maybe they hosed it up since I stopped), the relationships are great and it's more of a companionship thing than a sex thing since, you know, robots.

but fetish fanart don't care

as for whether this will continue to be a thing, I don't really know, I think it's more that people tend to consider transformers as "male" unless they're absurdly sexualized(as far as robot people go) like Arcee, the pink fembot with helluva thighs, high heels, and lipstick, or Blackarachnia, the Beast Wars one with roboobs. It's probably due to the blocky, often wide jawline of most of them. Also, male voices.



edit: blackarachnia was a really good character though, same couldn't really be said for arcee

Red Bones posted:

How do transformers combining into a bigger transformer fit into all this, is that like sex too or something else.
That's literally them merging their brains together and the dominant personality takes control, with aspects of the others included.

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Pomp posted:

the weirdest thing to me about transformers smut is the seemingly ubiquitous purple automobile cum

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Weird/Awesome Fanart: seemingly ubiquitous purple automobile cum

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Captain Invictus posted:

edit: blackarachnia was a really good character though, same couldn't really be said for arcee

I think Transformers Prime's Arcee was cool, definitely one of the better characters in the show. I especially like how she seemed to be the only real shellshocked veteran of the bunch.

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a cartoon duck
Sep 5, 2011

Nuebot posted:

Supernatural and Harrypotter fans definitely do the insane bullshit. There's an entire thing on the internet revolving around people fantasizing about super natural characters with dog dicks loving eachother pregnant up the rear end. It has nothing to do with the show at that point.

the best part about the dog dick incest mpreg fanfiction is when the characters read it on the show and wonder what the gently caress

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