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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Prorat posted:

Anyone have a stream link?

EDIT IM DUMB

I went to ABC go not ABC News go!

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Prorat posted:

Anyone have a stream link?

http://abcnews.go.com/Live

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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Prorat posted:

Anyone have a stream link?

Maybe read the OP

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Ahh network TV ads letting me know all the different ways prescription drugs will kill me.

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Regarding rubio and foam parties...

Was Christie just setting up "Boy in the Bubbles" as a campaign ending sick burn?

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Oiled and Ready posted:

If you google "is marco rubio gay" this is right at the top:



Madsen claims that “Republican insiders” have told him about Presidential candidate Marco Rubio's double life as a gay man. He alleges that Rubio was “known to be a very extroverted homosexual” while at university, and claims to have two pictures of him from a gay club in 1995."


This poo poo's off and running.

is it? rubio is a social conservative prick. so if this is true. lol

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE

Prorat posted:

Anyone have a stream link?

:cmon: At least check the OP dude.

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 Imagine those green rooms right now. Imagine the difference between the caliber of smalltalk between Trump and his makeup person, Rubio and his makeup person, and Cruz and his makeup person. Or hell, any of the candidates and their makeup people. I wish we could get a split cam of all the makeup rooms.

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Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Got my shots of whiskey, wife doesn't get home til 9ish, gonna be a great 1st hour of me yelling at my computer monitor!

GO TRUMP gently caress TED

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TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
gently caress abc bunch of loving amateurs.

Oiled and Ready posted:

If you google "is marco rubio gay" this is right at the top:



Madsen claims that “Republican insiders” have told him about Presidential candidate Marco Rubio's double life as a gay man. He alleges that Rubio was “known to be a very extroverted homosexual” while at university, and claims to have two pictures of him from a gay club in 1995."


This poo poo's off and running.

It would be amazing for this to come up tonight.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Could America become Great Again?

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Joementum posted:

Ahh network TV ads letting me know all the different ways prescription drugs will kill me.

Side effects may include (every possible side effect, including ones that match the condition the medication is trying to treat)

Ask your doctor about Zymbaltex today!

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Oiled and Ready posted:

If you google "is marco rubio gay" this is right at the top:



Madsen claims that “Republican insiders” have told him about Presidential candidate Marco Rubio's double life as a gay man. He alleges that Rubio was “known to be a very extroverted homosexual” while at university, and claims to have two pictures of him from a gay club in 1995."


This poo poo's off and running.

This is honestly the best election cycle ever

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Dude just gave up on the last puzzle in Wheel. He's caught the Jeb!

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

You're going to vomit
Pfft I'm not even a year out of college. I'll drink you under the table motherfucker.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 :siren:OH GOD THE NORTH KOREANS FIRED A MISSILE!!!!!:siren:

:nallears:

Please, tell me more about how we've gotta invade North Korea right loving now.

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 Side affects may include death

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Thump! posted:

:siren:OH GOD THE NORTH KOREANS FIRED A MISSILE!!!!!:siren:

:nallears:

This is good for Trump.

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
a shot of vodka, two shots of pepto bismol, shaken, poured over ice

call it a 'mr bubbles'

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Thump! posted:

:siren:OH GOD THE NORTH KOREANS FIRED A MISSILE!!!!!:siren:

:nallears:

Please, tell me more about how we've gotta invade North Korea right loving now.

I thought this was a joke post, but goddamn

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Oh Christ, is this debate seriously going to be three hours long?

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
I missed the beginning of the last couple debates, this time I'm all ready and good to go. :munch:

Got my booze ready.

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Despera
Jun 6, 2011
 Somehow this ends with a garish golf course outside Pyongyang

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

skaboomizzy posted:

Oh Christ, is this debate seriously going to be three hours long?

Yesss

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

skaboomizzy posted:

Oh Christ, is this debate seriously going to be three hours long?

They're going to bookend it with two half hours of pundits.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
They'll start it on the hour???

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 'ere we go

'ERE WE GO!

'ERE WE GO!!

'ERE WE GO!!!!

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ahaha this intro

"this time, the frontrunner is here"

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
lmao

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Duck and cover, Rubio, cover your eyes and nads and hope Trump eventually gets tired of kicking you.

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I love you america

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
my only wish for this debate is that they destroy each other

or carson attacks cruz with a scapel

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Motto
Aug 3, 2013

 where did jeb leave his jacket?

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Jerusalem posted:

Duck and cover, Rubio, cover your eyes and nads and hope Trump eventually gets tired of kicking you.

The Duck and Cover defense should work as well as the Stealth Camo that he's used so far.

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 DRINK!!!!!

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"The debate is just minutes away." But how many minutes, George? Hmmmmm?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Jeb can't even beat Kasich in the polling :xd:

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Yeah "coverage starts" gently caress you

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Joementum posted:

"The debate is just minutes away." But how many minutes, George? Hmmmmm?

Technically the heat death of the universe is "just minutes away".

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 gently caress Ted Cruz' stupid loving face.

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