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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
Like seriously how did they get a second debate

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Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
they already gaffed into orbit oh wow

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

WampaLord posted:

I am legit crying with laughter.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Stoop kid afraid to leave his stoop woop just won 420 dollars

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Green, yellow, and red lights for time up? How about just red....

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

RIP JON STEWART'S DAILY SHOW

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

by Lowtax

mormonpartyboat posted:

i am nowhere near drunk enough for this

DRINK

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

WampaLord posted:

I am legit crying with laughter.

same

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/696140660177555456

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008
please someone tell me what the gently caress happened

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

I'm suddenly hearing Bill O'Reilly scream "gently caress IT! DO IT LIVE!" as I watch this :psyduck:

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
My dog is going ballistic

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

That opening was definitely a "DOWN TWO DRINKS".

chappey
Jan 21, 2001




What was that?

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

nice spelling abc

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
What is he saying already

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
we have to have a temporary something

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
A brief Larry David moment with Ben followed by a train wreck.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

SpRahl posted:

please someone tell me what the gently caress happened

imagine a paper jam, except with ben carson

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
As a scandinavian I'd nuke Denmark as well.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

a cop posted:

RIP JON STEWART'S DAILY SHOW

I know :smith:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"We have to have a temporary something."

Strong words.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Temperment <sic>

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's legitimately hard to listen to the actual debate after that clusterfuck

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I came in like 2 minutes late and apparently missed something?

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
"and then i'll invade Poland"

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
making GBS threads on the Iraq War will never play with the Republican electorate, Trump

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

https://twitter.com/anamariecox/status/696141176978698244

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

SpRahl posted:

please someone tell me what the gently caress happened

A ridiculous traffic jam of candidates as they were called out to the stage with Carson just standing there as other candidates walked passed him and a stage manager peaking their head around the curtain saying "GO GO GO" and hten Trump staying when he went out so he could be the last one to approach the stage and it was just insanity.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
This is brilliant, what a freaking sideshow

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
That was a good answer from Trump

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



SpRahl posted:

please someone tell me what the gently caress happened

The candidates don't know, the moderators don't know, we don't even loving know what that was. Ben just stopped in the hallway and uh...

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Rexicon1 posted:

Temperment <sic>

there is nothing wrong with my trumperment

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
I doubled over in laughter at the office over Carson getting stage confusion. Night made.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Tell me more about the temperment of the goverment

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


There's no way any of this can top that intro

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
RADICAL




ISLAMIC



TERRORISM

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
oh dear the tapping

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Cruz, please fight with Trump for our entertainment.

Go.

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Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Omg please please please a gif of the production assistant peaking out to wave on Carson. Oh I'm still losing it holy poo poo

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