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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Trump's gonna do it harder make it stronger

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Ted Cruz.

Lol

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KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


 Cruz creepy staredown

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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
tap tap tap tap tap stop it

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

 Just joined in with this shitshow. I think I missed something momentous at the beginning. What was it you nerds.

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
tap tap taptaptap tap

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

 Did they misspell temperament ?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

chappey posted:

What was that?

I honestly can't tell if that was something Trump and Carson came up with between them, or if it was just Carson getting enormously confused and Trump going,"Well gently caress that I'm not gonna let somebody upstage ME!"

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
gently caress Cruz is talking already, time to mute

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

tinstaach posted:

There's no way any of this can top that intro

I don't even want to watch this goddamned debate. That entrance was enough for me

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Motto
Aug 3, 2013

 whump

whump

whump

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 They're finally acknowledging Bernie

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Canadian Surf Club
Feb 15, 2008

Word.
Cruz is like "I'm already way ahead b/c of that intro. Just stay calm"

this is his presidential voice

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 loving Carson is in a benzo dream state I think

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
thump thump thumpthumpthumpthumpthump

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Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
 Cruz looks like the secret love child of Richard Nixon and a mollusc.

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Cruz stop loving tapping on your podium god damnit

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/JGreenDC/status/696141379962060801

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/696141142367145984

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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
SSTOP TAPPING

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Wow, Cruz can't even handle the softest of softballs.

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q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
tap tap tap tap...tap

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
 God Cruz you are such a loving coward

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Von Sloneker posted:

thump thump thumpthumpthumpthumpthump

Please don't associate me with that goblin of a man.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Shageletic posted:

Just joined in with this shitshow. I think I missed something momentous at the beginning. What was it you nerds.

They were introducing the candidates as they went out, but Carson decided to just stand there acting confused as everyone filed past him. The production assistant in the back was visibly shooing him away.

Then they realized they forgot Kaisch.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 IT'S UP TO THE VOTERS TO DETERMINE IF I MEANT WHAT I SAID

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
Cruz won't say it

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KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


 Cruz not so tough now, huh?

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Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

 Ted Cruz is the one who knocks [taps].

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Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Tap tap tap

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Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Cruz is crazy.

taptaptap

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shageletic posted:

Just joined in with this shitshow. I think I missed something momentous at the beginning. What was it you nerds.

Carson was introduced first but just awkwardly stood by the curtain not walking out. They started introducing everybody else who walked by him. Trump stopped next to Carson and in the background you could see Jeb and Kasich freaking out because they didn't know if it was a gaffe or if they were about to get played.

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 STUMPED

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Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Is Cruz sending out message in Morse Code?

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Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
Who can bang a cheap podium the most times among us?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Epic High Five posted:

IT'S UP TO THE VOTERS TO DETERMINE IF I MEANT WHAT I SAID

I'm not saying he's a fucker, but it's up to the voters to decide

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
 Answer the question Cruz, you loving weasel.

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

Ibogaine posted:

Cruz looks like the secret love child of Richard Nixon and a mollusc.

I would still rather vote for either the Mollusk or Nixon.

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q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
Donald Thump

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
go right for his loving throat trump

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