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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
The Cruz has been Bruised

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



The fact that the first question wasn't to Carson asking "So... um, what the gently caress was that?"

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
If you notice he didn't answer your question.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
These moderators are already letting Trump bully them.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
the ayatollah kamehameha

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


MERMAN!!!!!

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Trump is pissed.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"People back down with Trump. And that's what I like."

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Donald Trump "he didn't answer your question"

LOLOLOL

Aaaaaand he takes a swig of water.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lmao Trump bitching about somebody dodging a question

Logikv9 posted:

I'm not saying he's a fucker, but it's up to the voters to decide

They've done a poor job so far

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
I think the rumors of Trump actually preparing for this debate may have been true

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
:siren: carsongate :siren:

Yadoppsi
May 10, 2009
Cruz afraid to attack Trump?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Oh poo poo son

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
carson caucus ghazi yessss

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Logikv9 posted:

They were introducing the candidates as they went out, but Carson decided to just stand there acting confused as everyone filed past him. The production assistant in the back was visibly shooing him away.

Then they realized they forgot Kaisch.

Also, I think Trump desired a second introduction after Carson got one. Trump got three introductions before emerging.

Wow, he just gave a nice response to Cruz

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Trump starting off great!

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


"People back down to Trump"

drat.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

"ben, why the gently caress are you here?"

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

HERE WE GO

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Goddamn, Carson is blazed as hell.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

My veins

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

If you notice he didn't answer your question.

The Republican primary motto

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Win win win win win" claims second placer finisher Donald Trump.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Fuuuuck Trump is too succinct. Come on man, drag out that speaking time!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



People back down with Trump

Like I did when Fox News said they'd make me answer questions, and when they said world leaders wouldn't back down from me

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Is Ben Carson chewing on his lips?!

zakkro
May 29, 2015


Ben Carson is at the top of his game tonight, which is about 5% of the average person's game.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nooo what are you doing carson


gently caress him up

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Ben Carson with the jokes!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


lol DC values

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Carson you pussy

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Savage him Ben

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

You know what today is?

RONALD REAGAN.........'s birthday.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
god I hope this turns into 3 hours of attacking Ted Cruz

So much bipartisan support for that

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Carson was introduced first but just awkwardly stood by the curtain not walking out. They started introducing everybody else who walked by him. Trump stopped next to Carson and in the background you could see Jeb and Kasich freaking out because they didn't know if it was a gaffe or if they were about to get played.

Haha i love politics

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Trump/Carson '16

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

He's not mad, just disappointed.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Carson is disappoint.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Today is also Aaron Burr's birthday, in case anyone wants to shoot someone.

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