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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
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Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Mr Jaunts posted:

I think the rumors of Trump actually preparing for this debate may have been true

Trump's the sort of guy who would prep for a debate out of sheer spite

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Scared Ben

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

105-year-old Ronnie Reagan is a terrifying thought.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Maybe you should Carson

Even Jesus approves of that probably

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
BEND THE KNEE

q1dm4
Dec 2, 2003

rockets only
Ben Carson: "Ill."

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Mr. World posted:

Goddamn, Carson is blazed as hell.

Lmao Carson's complete lack of expression while that question was being read.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
using a dead volunteer for debate points, nice

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Tatum Girlparts posted:

Carson you pussy

Give him a break, he isn't even awake for this :v:

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
One even died from supporting me!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
carson is stealth-making GBS threads on cruz

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
um, friend ben, you are exactly who would do something like that

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Carson what the gently caress is this, you're just rolling over and taking it?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
carson is increasingly doing jay pharoah's impression of him

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Hundreds of volunteers is not a merit, Carson

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
A man died, TED!

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

*dying for Carson's book profits*

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Sleepy Ben has awoken,seriously this response is brutal remember how high favorables are this is not good

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Logikv9 posted:

carson is stealth-making GBS threads on cruz

Yeah, he's actually throwing shade in a subtle but effective way

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Oh poo poo, Washington Ethics vs New York Values.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


One of Carson's student volunteers died?

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


fffffffuuuuUUUUUCCCCKKKK you for trying to use your dead campaigner to score points

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
MOM did

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Joementum posted:

Today is also Aaron Burr's birthday, in case anyone wants to shoot someone.

Is this the one day it's legal? drat, I would love to, but it's already so late...

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
It astounds me that Carson ever excited any voter, loving hell

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



To be fair, I will always root for any person who talks poo poo on Ted Cruz.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Josh Lyman posted:

One of Carson's student volunteers died?

Car accident, couple other people injured iirc

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Josh Lyman posted:

One of Carson's student volunteers died?

Yeah, what the hell was that?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Yeah Cruz give Friend Ben a nice reacharound

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Goddamnit Ben, you were the anti-Trump and if you were running a real campaign he'd be put to bed by now you loving grifting shithead

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

why did cruz avoid that trump poo poo so cravenly

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
DIE TED DIEEEEE

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

Bryter posted:

It astounds me that Carson ever excited any voter, loving hell

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
cruz you loving piece of poo poo

blame cnn

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
How is Cruz gonna try to spin this

I'M SORRY :cry: hahahaha

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Awwwww Teddy...you're such a nice loving douchebag. :3:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/696142840859127810

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Sly as hell. Sly as hell this Cruz.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



gently caress you Cruz

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

"Ben I'm sssssorry."

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