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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
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dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there

ted cruz's shot of winning anything this primary just died as he apologized and republicans balk

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Ted Cruz

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Jerusalem posted:

105-year-old Ronnie Reagan is a terrifying thought.

my heart and best intentions still tell me i hunger for brains and the facts and evidence say the same

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



God even his apologies are like, "you know what, just tell me to gently caress off. It's somehow less offensive"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It's all the mainstream media's fault!

Canadian Surf Club
Feb 15, 2008

Word.
i honestly expected an "aww" soundbite

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"I'M SO SORRY BEN, I'M SOOOOO SORRYYYYY" - Ted "Fucker" Cruz

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008
So Ted Cruz defense is just to blame the media? How remarkably boring

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Josh Lyman posted:

One of Carson's student volunteers died?


Trees and Squids posted:

Yeah, what the hell was that?

A month or so ago there was a car accident involving 4 or 5 Carson staff members, 25 year old staffer for Carson got killed.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

i'm disappointed we never got that hologram reagan at the gop convention

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
are those podiums made out of aluminum barrels they found behind the stage and topped with a snare drum or something?

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Logikv9 posted:

cruz you loving piece of poo poo

blame cnn

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Lol this spin from Ted.

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
lol Cruz loving himself with this absurd defense

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
The volunteer died because Ben Carson needed his vital life essence to continue his campaign. He was in great danger of completely shutting down prior.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

That "SHUT THE gently caress UP" doorbell is too subtle.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Zzzzzzz

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Canadian Surf Club posted:

i honestly expected an "aww" soundbite
Nah, people are here for blood.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Man Cruz talks a lot without saying poo poo

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

I hope they talk about Ben's clothes :allears:


(What Cruz's campaign did was absolutely normal and it's an understandable fuckup)

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Ted Cruz is not impressed with your question.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
CNN did it! That'll be twenty dollars.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Nice job CNN!!!

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

CBJSprague24 posted:

That "SHUT THE gently caress UP" doorbell is too subtle.

Should be a fog horn.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Just walking in the door, what'd I miss? Is Trump bringing the motherfucking ruckus?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

gently caress YOU CRUZ! gently caress YOUR FACE! SUCK MY rear end!!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmao

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Taking the CNBC route of, "OMG IT WAS THE MEDIA GUYS. THE MEDIAAAAAAA"

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

holy poo poo carson just emoted

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008

Spiky Ooze posted:

lol Cruz loving himself with this absurd defense

How is it absurd the right eats it up when a candidate blames the media

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Ughhhhh Cruz is gonna get the most speaking time.I knew I should've bought Cruz...

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



CBJSprague24 posted:

That "SHUT THE gently caress UP" doorbell is too subtle.

Oh gently caress was that what that was? I've got the same sound for my phone text messages, that confused the hell outta me

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

what happened to can't trust the liberal media

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

What's the over/under on Ted Cruz breaking his finger on that podium in the next 3 hours?

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Ted's tapping out "gently caress BEN CARSON" in Morse code

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



STUMPED?????

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Ben Carson bringing the laughs once again. Jokester in Chief

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
CARSON IS CALLING HIM OUT OOOOOOOOH

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

CBJSprague24 posted:

That "SHUT THE gently caress UP" doorbell is too subtle.

With Cruz it's more of a "liar" bell.

BGrifter posted:

Just walking in the door, what'd I miss? Is Trump bringing the motherfucking ruckus?

Oh my god you missed the best loving intro.

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zakkro
May 29, 2015


"We're gonna move here, back to issues." No, no, this squabbling is really exciting and sexy!

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