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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
God drat this isn't the OJ murders

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Carson is like "uhhhhh"

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Why is Carson even allowed in this debate? He is not a legitimate candidate

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Carson actually looked alive for a second there! :aaa:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Cruz trying to slime his way out of it.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Ughhh, shut up Ben.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Awww Sleepy Ben, I can never get mad at you :kimchi:

huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009
cruz just got loving CRUSHED by sleepy ben

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Can we get the timeline on Ben's laundry? Did he also wash sheets? Was dry cleaning involved?

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Ben getting vicious holy poo poo

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I love when Carson says TWEET. It's almost as good as Pootin

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh shiiiiiit.

"It was several hours."
"It was actually less than a minute."

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
and now to the 12 year old senator from Florida

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Ribsauce posted:

Man Cruz talks a lot without saying poo poo

Ivy League debater and GOP senator, hmmmm

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
hey let's just make this whole evening a long convoluted explanation about what happened last monday

then end it with "the aristocrats!"

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Ben Carson saying Ted Cruz is a loving liar in the nicest way possible

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Bet you guys wish we had a repeat of the "yeah, who cares? whatever?" and Hillary's "no" from the Dem debates

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Ben Carson is the most passive aggressive motherfucker on the planet.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



SirKibbles posted:

Ben getting vicious holy poo poo

Ben gonna drop the knife and hammer on anyone who tries to gently caress with his poo poo

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Ted Cruz: "Sorry"
Carson: gently caress you

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
rubio with the stealth-making GBS threads on trump?

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Hasn't Rubio voted only like 8 times or something?

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
Rubio hopping on the "eminent domain" train.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Lol Sanctioning Terrorist Groups

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Rubio sanctions terrorist groups.

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Did Rubio just say he sanctioned terrorist groups?

Alris
Apr 20, 2007

Welcome to the Fantasy Zone!

Get ready!

BGrifter posted:

Just walking in the door

Congratulations, you're more qualified to be on stage than Ben Carson.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Don't you loving talk about Diamond Joe like that you piece of poo poo

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Its real interesting to see people that for various reasons are evolutionary honed to manipulate optics as well as these assholes. Each one of these monsters are amazingly good at their needed functions, other than Jeb Bush of course.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
shut the gently caress up Joe Biden is a legend

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Gotta be careful of "imminent domain"

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

Masonic Youth posted:

Rubio sanctions terrorist groups.

so brave

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Marco's first good idea all campaign: Joe Biden for President!

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Marco Rubio sanctions terrorist groups?!

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
All the things that qualifies Rubio to be president are things the Republicans hate

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Masonic Youth posted:

Rubio sanctions terrorist groups.

thank god I didn't mishear that

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Where the gently caress did Joe Biden come from?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I am proud of sanctioning terrorist groups - Marco Rubio

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha Rubio

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Your Republican nominee, gentlemen

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