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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
I do, Marco. I believe Joe Biden should be President. You shitbird.

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Marco, what would ya say ya do here?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

....I want Joe Biden to be President of the United States...... :shobon:

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Rubio gave official approval to terrorist groups?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

don't you dare talk about joe biden that way you fucker

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"I'm not going to say Cruz is a ratfuck, you can make your own judgement" -Carson

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
What did Diamond Joe ever do to Rubio?

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Aaaand here comes the stump speech

Hollismason posted:

Ben Carson saying Ted Cruz is a loving liar in the nicest way possible

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

CBJSprague24 posted:

Where the gently caress did Joe Biden come from?

it's called a weak dodge

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
Rubio went from zero to Obama in less than 20 seconds

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


You come at Diamond Joe, you best not miss.

Just ask Vice President Paul Ryan.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Mr Jaunts posted:

Gotta be careful of "imminent domain"

it happens so quickly

SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008
You dont talk about Diamond Joe like that Rubio you cock

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Uhhhhh, Mario...

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



did christie miss the makeup room

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

I note with interest the debate is sponsored by a canadian company.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Here we go

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Barack Obama is trying to Make America Not Great!

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
gently caress off with the stump speech Rubio

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
Great, Rubio stump speech.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
A systemic effort to drag us into the civilized world!

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
Deflect, deflect, deflect. Doesn't look like Rubio is rising to the challenge.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
This is just the stump speech

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
i dont want joe biden for president of the united states because he is already president of my heart

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Jesus Rubio is a pile of loving poo poo. Like a stealth Cruz

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Josh Lyman posted:

Ben Carson is the most passive aggressive motherfucker on the planet.

Nope. My parents exist.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


please kill him Christie

eat him

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
I believe Joe Biden should be the President of the United States

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Ibogaine posted:

What did Diamond Joe ever do to Rubio?

donuts in his sweet trans am on rubio's lawn

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

I am going to make absolutely sure that america doesn't have any of that cool stuff from other countries.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Democrazy posted:

Did Rubio just say he sanctioned terrorist groups?

I think he meant it in a "The Eiger Sanction" kind of way

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



YESSSSSS

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Fupa Christie is so fat.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha Christie isn't dropping it, go you beautiful manwhale

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Oh poo poo I forgot Christie was even here

Or still running

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Christie is ripping out rubio's throat

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Okay Rubio is no longer cute, you gently caress with diamond Joe and you're a grade A shithead

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ibogaine posted:

What did Diamond Joe ever do to Rubio?

Mercilessly hosed up his pin-up hero Paul Ryan. :smug:

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


"I knew Joe Biden. Joe Biden was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Joe Biden."

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



gently caress YES!!!!

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