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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 OH MY loving GOD YES

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

 The audience hates Rubio?

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Woahhhh, drat Christie

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TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”
GOOD LORD CHRIS HE HAS A FAMILY

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
haha no crowd reaction, beautiful

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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
HE'S GOT A KNIFE

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
HOLY poo poo CHRISTIE WITH THE FOLDING CHAIR TO THE BACK

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TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

 Christie is styling hard on Rubio right now. Check that podium lean

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
 KILL HIM CHRISTIE

KILL HIM

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Didn't Rubio just say this?

Marco Rubio, more like Marco Repeat.

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
 YES YES OH MY GOD YES

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

 Rubio using up all his obama zings too early and they were ready

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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Holy poo poo hahahaha

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 How long can Rubio just ignore whatever the question is/what is being claimed and repeat his tested lines.... all signs point to all the way to the convention.

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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
KILL HIMMMMM

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Logikv9 posted:

rubio.exe has stopped working

Would you like to send an error report to the establishment donors?

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I mean Jesus loving Christ this owns

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chappey
Jan 21, 2001




 ohhhh poo poo, christie is hungry

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Chris Christie: "gently caress Rubio"

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
CHRISTIE'S GONNA EAT HIM

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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
LOL Bustedddd

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
hi my name is new jersey governor chris christie and i'm about to BLOW YOUR loving FACE UP

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

 jesus christ, i hate chris christie but he is prison-shanking him

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 I'm not a fan of these guys, but yeah I'd feel much safer with Christie in office than Rubio

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CBJSprague24 posted:

And it'll be a three-and-out for the Rubios thanks to the crushing defense of the Christies.

Rubio to punt, and it IS BLOCKED AND CHRISTIE RUNS IT BACK FOR A TOUCHDOWN.

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
KILL HIM CHRIS

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Christie, were you there to plow the snow? Hmm?

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big business man
Sep 30, 2012

 lmao Christie is owning Marco :getin:

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Alris
Apr 20, 2007

Welcome to the Fantasy Zone!

Get ready!
I... like Chris Christie?!

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Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
 Chris Christie owning.

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Boo

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 HOLY poo poo

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Rubio self owning

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Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


 Bah god King!

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 POUND THE MEAT, RUBIO. ARE YOU READY?

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Motto
Aug 3, 2013

 rubio's getting stomped, drat.

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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
He's going to cry :mrgw:

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



 DID JEB POSSESS RUBIO

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
RUBIO.EXE IS IN A LOOP


A LEGITIMATE LOOP

OH MY GOD

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
 loving A this is so great.

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