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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 KILL HIM.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Mother of God..... :aaa:

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
This is beautiful.

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

 Someone in QA is getting fired. The entire QA department is fired.

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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

CarlCX posted:

jesus christ, i hate chris christie but he is prison-shanking him

Quoting because I'm down.

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Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


 Rubio owned. Feels so good

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Totalizator
Nov 9, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
Christie is killing it

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



 christie just murdered rubio hahahahaha

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"I'm also here" - Jeb!

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 Oh it's glorious

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 RIP Rubio

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Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
 REBOOTING MARC-OS 3.4 . . . PLAY OBAMA_BAD993.OGG

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Has anyone ever bombed a debate to the extent that Rubio just has right now?

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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

 :frogsiren:

Rubio looks like Dennis Reynolds having a me,town

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Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

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 That made me feel warm inside.

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Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Joementum posted:

Unbelievable that he went back to the stump speech well on the second round.
How did he possibly do that three times in a row? Normal voters have to realize how insane that was, right?

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

 Interesting test for the efficacy of debates. If Rubio doesn't drop, its utterly meaningless.

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
:perfect:

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

 I mean it was only a matter of time before Christie ate someone.

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Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
 neener neener neener

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Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
 Marco Rubio gonna lose NH

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 oh my god this is loving beautiful

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Hiigaran0
Sep 8, 2011
 Guys I don't know what is real. Marco Rubio just said the same thing like 3 times in a row and I didn't know if what I was watching had actually just happened.

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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
This is the best debate

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Governor Christie does lack the federal experience if he doesn't know you're not allowed to own people like that anymore.

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Rubio really has a tough time with these attack lines.

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
Bush to break the tension now

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zakkro
May 29, 2015


 I like that the timer ends with the noise that plays when a Jeopardy category is revealed.

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Ok Christie can be pretty awesome at times.

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The GOP field is middle-aged women arguing on Facebook

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Welcome to the Roast of the Republican Party by the Republican Party.

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Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Holy poo poo...

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
JEBMENTUM IS HAPPENING

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Ahahahahaha, loving softball to Jeb.

"I'll mention your name so you can say something."

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KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


 HOLY gently caress IS THIS REAL

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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
does jeb get to respond if someone mentions barbara

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
I can't believe I just saw a 'there you go again' moment live

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Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


 Jeb!

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 Florida Man Beaten Senseless

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