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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Rubio is accusing Obama of being a D&D poster

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Marco is not doing great, but Trump is not really good as well. Is this The Winter of Gilmore?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

TheGreyGhost posted:

How did Donald Trump just give the most cogent response on NK?

the best timeline

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

What the gently caress did Trump even just say?

A relatively sane policy wrapped in delicious Republican red meat

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Logikv9 posted:

I wouldn't run Rubio.exe again if I was him

They can't push the patch fast enough, the wifi must be bad there.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Give me more Christie

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
notice to the American people: IF YOU DONT GO TO NORTH KOREA THEY WONT PUT YOU IN PRISON

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Already potentially capable of reaching the US

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

rear end cobra posted:

Marco is not doing great, but Donald "Did you notice that baby was crying through half of the speech and I didn’t get angry?" Trump is not really good as well. Is this The Winter of Gilmore?

So far Christie is winning, hilariously

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Rubio on the verge of tears kissing up to Trump. This might be the best debate of the whole cycle. :stare:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Oh good, we're still pretending that anyone cared about that 18 hour Iranian hostage "crisis".

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Guys

I don't think Rubio is going to win the nomination

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
You are so bad at this Jeb

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

rear end cobra posted:

Marco is not doing great, but Trump is not really good as well. Is this The Winter of Gilmore?

Trump is owning

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
North Korea will be in the same situation 8 years from now who cares

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
The only good Iranian hostage deal is our Iranian hostage deal.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Re-get back in the game.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Rubio misunderstood when his staff told him to stump Trump tonight

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Negotiations are how diplomacy works. The DPRK is already under sanctions. And the idiot crossed the border illegally as a christian missionary.

TROIKA CURES GREEK
Jun 30, 2015

by R. Guyovich
Holy poo poo is rubio out of his league here give that guy another 8 years. If anyone in NH is paying attention he's not going to do well.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Bark Obama

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i was a PROSECUTORRRRRRRRR

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
FEDERAL PROSECUTOR

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Starting to think Trump did actually do some prep work

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
Trump is acting much more presidential this time around.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

My Imaginary GF posted:

Rubio misunderstood when his staff told him to stump Trump tonight

Rubio is too afraid to read his script at this point

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Wheeee posted:

Guys

I don't think Rubio is going to win the nomination

At this point I don't know what the gently caress is gonna happen

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Christ apparently federal prosecutors do literally everything

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Epic High Five posted:

What the gently caress did Trump even just say?

Trump said rely on China for NK policy. Obama doesn't do this because China's FP interests are visibly different from America's. It's what Putin would have said if he were running, it' sgreat

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Poor Kasich.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

and here's the Carson vine
https://twitter.com/alyssabereznak/status/696146824575508484

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

gently caress the hostages - GOP

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Actually, more often than not you DO pay ransom to the criminals.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Trump/Cruz/Christie will be the final 3 in the race, I think

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

My Imaginary GF posted:

Rubio misunderstood when his staff told him to stump Trump tonight

Programmer set the Boolean wrong

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
I'm genuinely surprised no one has brought back the "Axis of Evil"

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



christie sucks when hes not destroying rubio

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
federal prosecutors, hostage negotiators, cops, eh same thing - christie

Motto
Aug 3, 2013


:laffo:

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Christ apparently federal prosecutors do literally everything

Under bush they did!

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