Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test

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Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Jeb! Bush
	Ben Carson
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Baby Hitler

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

WampaLord posted:

America won't elect a fatty.

Taft. Lol

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Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Mordiceius posted:

I'm just tuning in. Did I miss anything good for the first 45 minutes?

Carson hosed up the entire introduction by standing in the hallway and Rubio got slaughtered by Christie.

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Kasich making sure he won't be the one to benefit from Rubio cratering after tonight.

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Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Mordiceius posted:

I'm just tuning in. Did I miss anything good for the first 45 minutes?

boy did you ever.

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Pen Expers: May 3, 2006; Pillbug

Killer Queen posted:

"Governor Kasich, why are you such an ineffective rear end in a top hat?"
*proceeds to ignore the question*

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Spiky Ooze: Oct 27, 2005; Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)

click the shit outta^

lol this poo poo will never ever happen it's lip service to border states

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Thump

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My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Here's the solution to immigration: Amnesty, with a felony conviction preventing those individuals from ever voting.

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Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

oddium posted:

[looks directly into camera]

i'm going to Powerslam hillary clinton

I believe it, he put Rubio through a table tonight

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Sorry Kasich a literal wall is a better talking point for the base

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

TED CRUZ DOT ORG

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

ted

cruz

dot

org

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Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

Obama brought all our POWs home.

And the conservatives can't stand it. For all his faults, Obama literally did everything to bring our POWs home.

They're angry. They want to be angry. But the one thing they want to impinge Obama on he is teflon.

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

I promise that I believe

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Killer Queen posted:

"Governor Kasich, why are you such an ineffective rear end in a top hat?"

"Well, I'm from Ohio an-"
"Thank you, asked and answered."

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Motto: Aug 3, 2013

that sounds like way too many pages cruz, could you get down to one page, double spaced?

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

11 pages? Too long for Carly.

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

building a wall is now an unofficial part of the Republican platform

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Build a wall and triple Border Patrol (laughter).

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Shakenbaker: Nov 14, 2005; Grimey Drawer

So detailed that it's pamphlet in length.

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Rasta_Al posted:

Taft. Lol

We won't elect a fatty anymore. Bill Clinton was the closest we've had to a fatty in the post-television era.

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Nagato: Apr 26, 2011; Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?

Constant Hamprince posted:

Carson hosed up the entire introduction by standing in the hallway and Rubio got slaughtered by Christie.

That's probably going to be the best part of the whole debate, unless if Rubio has a mental breakdown on stage

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Ibogaine: Aug 11, 2015

Did he just say "Google Ted Cruz"?

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mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

that boo

Trump is invincible tonight

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Yudo: May 15, 2003

11 pages single spaced? tl;dr

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mordiceius posted:

I'm just tuning in. Did I miss anything good for the first 45 minutes?

https://twitter.com/alyssabereznak/status/696146824575508484

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SirKibbles: Feb 27, 2011; I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash.

States right except when I don't like it

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VR Native American: May 1, 2009; Gun Saliva

Send illegal aliens to Gitmo

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Fireside Nut: Feb 10, 2010; turp

Mordiceius posted:

I'm just tuning in. Did I miss anything good for the first 45 minutes?

Do whatever you can to watch it. Between the intros and Christie destroying rubio it will be worth your while

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Uh Ted, I'm pretty sure you'll need more than 4x the aircraft to patrol a 2,000 mile border.

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This Is the Zodiac: Feb 4, 2003

Kobayashi posted:

I like Christie's NH lapel pin. I like how 9/11 made the flag pin mandatory. I hope politicians' suits in 2050 are adorned with stupid trinkets and badges. The evolution of fashion!

"Mr. President,

I need to talk about your flair."

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deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

SirKibbles posted:

States right except when I don't like it

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dorkasaurus_rex: Jun 10, 2005; gawrsh do you think any women will be there

why won't anybody talk about obama's deportation record

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

loooooool cruz leaving out obama

he's deported millions, buddy

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

HEY CRUZ

gently caress YOU

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Motto: Aug 3, 2013

SirKibbles posted:

States right except when I don't like it

carrying on the grand confederate spirit

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SirKibbles: Feb 27, 2011; I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash.

Ok how many did Obama deport Ted? HMMMMMMM?

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Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Hey Ted, how many people has Obama deported?

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

lol Cruz didn't bother mentioning how many people Obama has deported

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Yes.... and what about the families?

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