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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
And Obama deported.........

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Every construction company in Texas is screaming at Cruz right now.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
christie's pin is NJ, fyi everyone

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

dorkasaurus_rex posted:

why won't anybody talk about obama's deportation record

yeah he just left Obama out but named Clinton and Bush

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I've been zipping in and out of paying attention to this thing, but the winner of it is obviously Cruz. Because he is talking the most. Because he's using his thumb a lot. And....that's all you kind of need....

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Could we ask about cubans when his dad came to the us?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Here comes the Gang of Eight.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pretty sure Ted just said he'd deport moms and dads and not the kids?

Hey Ted why didn't you name how many people Obama deported?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Sorry Kasich, this game of musical chairs is for the remedial children only.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I hate this thread.
I hate this debate.

I hate Ted Cruz most of all.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

The two Cubans are getting roasted

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Rubio is so hosed, Trump doesn't even need to bother emasculating him.

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

Do It Once Right posted:

I hate Ted Cruz most of all.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
They must be panicking in Rubiobot Control Center

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Do It Once Right posted:

I hate this thread.
I hate this debate.

I hate Ted Cruz most of all.

This is actually the best debate and the best thread.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Rubio is bad

Piquai Souban
Mar 21, 2007

Manque du respect: toujours.
Triple bas cinq: toujours.

Do It Once Right posted:

Obama brought all our POWs home.

And the conservatives can't stand it. For all his faults, Obama literally did everything to bring our POWs home.

They're angry. They want to be angry. But the one thing they want to impinge Obama on he is teflon.

Trump is on the record that he doesn't even like POWs.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
It still cracks me up how Rafael "Ted" Cruz, a Cuban-American from Canada, has rebranded himself as the most racist white Senator from Texas. The best.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Do It Once Right posted:

I hate Ted Cruz most of all.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The two Cubans are getting roasted

gently caress that. Press them :getin:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The two Cubans are getting roasted

spit roasted maybe

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The two Cubans are getting roasted

And now I want a sandwich.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Logikv9 posted:

christie's pin is NJ, fyi everyone

two pins
https://twitter.com/sissenberg/status/696144326775214081

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper

looks like a SNL with Al Sharpton playing Lorne Michaels

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Killer Queen posted:

It still cracks me up how Rafael "Ted" Cruz, a Cuban-American from Canada, has rebranded himself as the most racist white Senator from Texas. The best.

the american dream

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



rubio sucks

Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Do It Once Right posted:

I hate this thread.
I hate this debate.

I hate Ted Cruz most of all.

Me too, which is why I want to see him get destroyed in the general.

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
the legislation passed but it couldnt pass?

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
I think Rubio will start weeping openly soon.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i want those daily show video clips like what fox did

make it so, abc

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

(Rubio dances around question.)

Did you support your legislation?

(Rubio dances around question)

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


I still can't believe Rubio had a meltdown in the first 15 minutes of the debate.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Logikv9 posted:

christie's pin is NJ, fyi everyone
He has a NH pin on the other lapel

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


The light has left Marco's eyes

good night sweet prince

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
christie is addicted to loving rubio's rear end in a top hat

polysynth
Dec 12, 2006

rock out
CHRISTIE COMIN IN FOR SECONDS OH poo poo

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



yessss back to owning

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

Hahahaa chrstie

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Christie is OUT FOR BLOOD

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