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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
lmao this crowd has broken and doesn't know what to clap for

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"not dying in the streets" not popular

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

mannerup posted:

lmao this crowd has broken and doesn't know what to clap for

Alris
Apr 20, 2007

Welcome to the Fantasy Zone!

Get ready!
"I will repeal every word of Obamacare"


~tepid applause~

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Jesus is Cruz just stealing Trump's platform wholesale?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

MaxxBot posted:

Christie should have started doing this a while ago, he'd probably be polling higher

He is intrinisically fated to fail. He's good at debates...which are dubious at best at helping a candidate...he doesn't vibe with any sort of significant portion of the Republican electorate. The fact that he's still here is a testament to his extraordinary abilities at campaigning, but he's a nothing at current Republican politics.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Sir Tonk posted:

Hmmm, yes. Health care companies would never dream of rationing coverage.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

It's called COBRA you loving moron.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Dr. Carson, health care?
"North Korea..."

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
cruz's applause was even more tepid than Trump's

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
Personal, portable, affordable - everyone just carry a first aid kid around!

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Lmao gently caress off Cruz

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
The doctor is mad he's asked about healthcare and not North Korea

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Yes, Carson, I'm sure you've got a lot of important things to say about North Korea

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Pompous Rhombus posted:

Jesus is Cruz just stealing Trump's platform wholesale?

just like he stole iowa

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
i want to hear Carson's north korea response now

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

People laughing at Trump for saying he's going to repeal Obamacare and replace it with "something great".


Except that's been the official position of the Republican party for six years now.

Trump's mistake is that his vision for "something great" prevents individuals from dying on the street.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Rubio = beached jellyfish
Christie = seagull that is ripping jellyfish apart

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
why didn't i get to talk about north korea?? anyway

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Lmao Carson, "I totally would have rocked that foreign policy question...heh...you don't even know."

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Lemme tell you

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



is anyone hearing some annoying speaker feedback on the audio? I don't think it's just my tv

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Carson has been trying to figure out how to make a bong out of his podium.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

mannerup posted:

lmao this crowd has broken and doesn't know what to clap for

They're having the feels about health care

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Yudo posted:

It's called COBRA you loving moron.

Often unaffordable for the newly unemployed.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Carson "nobody asked me about Korea and I practiced so hard :cry: "

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
hey look carson has a loving awful idea

Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug
Health Empowerment

















lol

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Give me a loving break Carson, stop complaining so drat much.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

mannerup posted:

lmao this crowd has broken and doesn't know what to clap for

They're in shock after seeing a little kid get spanked on stage

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Carson with nothing but wistful memories of past questions

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
As a neurosurgeon, I want that poo poo repealed so I can make as much money as possible. Thank you.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

triple sulk posted:

is anyone hearing some annoying speaker feedback on the audio? I don't think it's just my tv

Nah it is horrible.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Pinterest Mom posted:

You mean he... has health insurance?

Smoking gun.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/03/ted-cruz-enroll-obamacare-116363

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

"I had these sick Kim burns that I had practiced the entire limo ride over here."

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Yudo posted:

It's called COBRA you loving moron.

like...the little action figures?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please please please sweet baby Jesus let even hardcore Republican voters have realized that Obamacare is a good thing (or at least a step in the right direction) and not want to remove it. :pray:

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

I'm glad the moderator is really digging in to the nuances between "Repeal and Replace" and "Replace and Repeal".

Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug
:psyduck: whaaaaaaaat?

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

i dont think ben carson could name a single component of obamacare, lmao

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