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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Christie and Cruz walking away with this thing.
Trump in a close second, hewing to the middle
Jeb! fired up
Rubio melting down and no one can say he won the debate, especially since his fuckup was so early on
Carson got a good dig in at Cruz but he and Kasich are otherwise MIA with their rambling asses

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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

BeOSPOS posted:

so whose winner the debate?

Uh trump always

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/mdornic/status/696154123109015553

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

KidVanguard posted:

Trump is never wrong.

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lmfao

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Is Kasich's flag pin the stretched out House of Cards logo?

Or is it Oklahoma upside down?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

This debate is loving GOOD

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


The best part is no matter what the media narrative has been cast and will be that rubio poo poo himself

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Kasich doing what he always does: pretend he's the only person in the room.

The other candidates are happy to let him do it.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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B A L A N C E D

B U D G E T S

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Goetta posted:

The US government isn't selling that oil

Nobody's selling that oil, especially not USG.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mitt Romney posted:

Trump will be the biggest beneficiary.

Best possible thing for him was for the lowest establish candidate (Christie) to destroy the highest (Rubio)

Helped by Carson doing a surprisingly good job of taking a swing at Cruz as well.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

nachos posted:

I missed it, what was the Rubio meltdown?

rubio: "obama sucks"
christie: "actually, you suck"
rubio: "uhhh...obama sucks?"
christie: "lol look at how much you suck"
rubio: "uhhhhhh...HUSSEIN obama???"

MothraAttack
Apr 28, 2008
Lol

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/696154738946154497?s=17

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

BeOSPOS posted:

so whose winner the debate?

The viewer

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Pompous Rhombus posted:

Why would the government own an oil pipeline? :confused:

idk, but Jeb seemed so confident for once :ohdear:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

i can see that. rubio is sounding like a pentulant dick, and christie basically broke his face.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
kasich winning by doing nothing

Unscientific
Feb 16, 2014

Love it

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Holy poo poo someone talking about minorities without wanting to remove them/keep them from America.

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
Trump was right about donors in the room and its getting vindication on Twitter and Facebook. He didn't gently caress up.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

mormonpartyboat posted:

rubio: "obama sucks"
christie: "actually, you suck"
rubio: "uhhh...obama sucks?"
christie: "lol look at how much you suck"
rubio: "uhhhhhh...HUSSEIN obama???"

Even better than that, it was:

rubio: "obama sucks"
christie: "actually, you suck. And all you do is fall back on saying the same thing, like obama sucks"
rubio: "uhhh...obama sucks?"

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
Kasich still campaigning hard for VP.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


what kind of garbage anecdote is that.

"when i was a kid and a dad came home and said he lost his job it was a death blow"

as opposed to

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
kasich: help the poor at some point, eh?? eh??

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

should be, but it ain't

polysynth
Dec 12, 2006

rock out
donald trump views the word "conservative" as being derived from "conserve". prety cool

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
"Our friends in the minority community"

Wake up Ben, he's talking about you!

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Do we want to conserve out environment? Through the EPA, Mr. Trump?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Trump has been right during this whole debate :chanpop:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Donald Trump: grammarian

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Kasich doing what he always does: pretend he's the only person in the room.

The other candidates are happy to let him do it.

Why not? He's the perfect VP candidate: Battleground state, uninspiring, and knows his place.

He's the Joe Biden of the Republican party.

Alris
Apr 20, 2007

Welcome to the Fantasy Zone!

Get ready!

BeOSPOS posted:

so whose winner the debate?

Everyone watching that does not have a horse in the race.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Conserve our money AND our wealth.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Logikv9 posted:

Trump has been right during this whole debate :chanpop:

He's still unironically the best guy running for the GOP

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Kasich sounds so white when he says "the minority community".

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

the constitution

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

My Imaginary GF posted:

Why not? He's the perfect VP candidate: Battleground state, uninspiring, and knows his place.

He's the Joe Biden of the Republican party.

Joe Biden is inspiring as poo poo, you rear end in a top hat.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010



So, uh, 74% and some of that 26 is the media and staff?

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Trump serving up a word salad right there.

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