Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test

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Who will win the debate?
	Donald Trump
	Ted Cruz
	Marco Rubio
	Jeb! Bush
	Ben Carson
	John Kasich
	Chris Christie
	Baby Hitler

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

rubio talking like rain man

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Beforehand: Oct 14, 2012

Rubio starting a high school civics class.

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deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

Oh god three things, rip Rubio

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Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

"Merriam Webster dictionary defines conservative as..." - Ben Carson

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Dr.Zeppelin: Dec 5, 2003

pmchem posted:

So, uh, 74% and some of that 26 is the media and staff?

don't forget there were a bunch of college kids there, probably only some of them were donors

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Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

All things considered, I'm amazed and how non-sweaty everyone is

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:16

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

"What Conservatism Is" by Marcp Rubio, Age 5

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/mdornic/status/696154123109015553

god daaaaamn

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:16

Spiky Ooze: Oct 27, 2005; Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)

click the shit outta^

Shakenbaker posted:

Conserve our money AND our wealth.

He's full on Mr. Burns tonight

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

"Federal government SMALL, military LARGE"

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:17

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

marco, internal: how do i convince them i'm not a thoughtless robot? better read the dictionary definition of "conservative." that'll do it.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:17

Democrazy: Oct 16, 2008; If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.

Brilliant answer by Rubio, even if it was just citing Poli Sci 101

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Pen Expers: May 3, 2006; Pillbug

I would create all the jobs

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deadwing: Mar 5, 2007

deadwing posted:

Oh god three things, rip Rubio

Where were the three things

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:17

Vile: Aug 28, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

MothraAttack posted:

Lol

https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/696154738946154497?s=17

Maybe not donors but they are DEFINITELY connected and powerful

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BWV: Feb 24, 2005

the poor can get rich, the rich stay rich, everyone gets rich

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SirKibbles: Feb 27, 2011; I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash.

Rubio you'd be completely right if you didn't ignore all of those poor people in rural US states

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

look at trump dodge

the hair brings him good aerodynamics

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:17

Shakenbaker: Nov 14, 2005; Grimey Drawer

JAPAN!!!!!

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:17

Doctor Candiru: Dec 23, 2004; Umbrella Monkey Sand

Beforehand posted:

Rubio starting a high school civics class.

In a high school with Koch curriculum, sure.

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

WAT THE loving gently caress TRUMP JUST RESPOND!!!!!

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:17

Wheeee: Mar 11, 2001; When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

god I love it when Trump says "china"

China

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:17

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

How are you going to bring jobs back from China? Lower the minimum wage?

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Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

trump hating on tpp yeahhhh

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

conservatism is about three things. 1. obama sucks.

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blue squares: Sep 28, 2007

Vile posted:

Maybe not donors but they are DEFINITELY connected and powerful

read that tweet again

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:18

tinstaach: Aug 3, 2010; MAGNetic AttITUDE

BWV posted:

the poor can get rich, the rich stay rich, everyone gets rich

not haves and have-nots, but haves and soon-to-haves

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:18

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

"we are the highest taxed country in the world"

lmao just lmao

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:18

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

nachos posted:

I missed it, what was the Rubio meltdown?

"He brought out a family of illegal immigrants and gave them all blowjobs right on the stage" - My ridiculously conservative friend

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:18

Mr. World: May 6, 2007; Working undercover for the man . . .

Apropos of nothing. Just seemed appropriate.

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Pen Expers: May 3, 2006; Pillbug

Trump: "pfizer is a great company"

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Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

This answer by Trump is actually the most substantive on policy than any other tonight.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:18

SyRauk: Jun 21, 2007; The Persian Menace

Wow, I actually agree with Trump about the TPP.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:18

Needs More Ditka: Dec 3, 2005; We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

i'd like to vehemently disagree that Pfizer is a "great" corporation

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:18

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Put Johnny out of his misery, Christ.

e- That was meant to be "Chris", but a good Freudian slip.

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:18

Piquai Souban: Mar 21, 2007; Manque du respect: toujours.
Triple bas cinq: toujours.

Thump! posted:

He's still unironically the best guy running for the GOP

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/507158574670573568
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/sep/17/donald-trump-vaccines-autism-debate

# ? Feb 7, 2016 03:18

marshmonkey: Dec 5, 2003; I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.; Switchblade Switcharoo

what the gently caress is Kasich's weird jaw flexing thing?

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Vile: Aug 28, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Needs More Ditka posted:

i'd like to vehemently disagree that Pfizer is a "great" corporation

It actually is though

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Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Joementum posted:

This answer by Trump is actually the most substantive on policy than any other tonight.

the modern republican party, folks!

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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

jersey sucks and you suck christie

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