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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

OatmealRaisin posted:

Mario's switch is stuck on "STUMPED"

ftfy

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

mannerup posted:

Rubio is hosed
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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Sir Tonk posted:

Christie is doing really well.

Christie is actually a really good politician, he's failing in his bid for President due to circumstances largely outside his control but there's a reason he was talked up as a potential favourite in previous cycles

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



 Jeb!

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Thump! posted:

Just because they're both Cuban doesn't mean theyre the same person

I've been drinking sorry

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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.
:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Cruz hasn't even had a camera shot since the break.

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polysynth
Dec 12, 2006

rock out
so that we can make america gr-...competitive again

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double negative
Jul 7, 2003


 "stranded" like it's lost and would just love to come back home

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 Rubio can't say anything novel.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

XyrlocShammypants posted:

The death of Rubio

yeah, he is hosed. if he was smart he would have moderated out and tried to be charming, now he comes off as petty dick on loop.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Jeb! is loving outshining the boy wonder Rubio.

Nothing is real anymore

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
 jebs economic plan: make everyone millionaires

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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.
:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Foolhardy, it's basically poppycock!

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Dolash posted:

I don't remember Obama and Hillary running this hard against Bush in '08 than these guys run against Obama.

I wonder what is different about Bush and Obama.. hmmm...

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
holy crap did bush really say that we need more millionaires?

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010

Wheeee posted:

Christie is actually a really good politician, he's failing in his bid for President due to circumstances largely outside his control but there's a reason he was talked up as a potential favourite in previous cycles

he didn't have to hug obama, that was totally in his control

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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Lol Rubio couldn't even handle two weeks in the spotlight and has wilted under the pressure. He's just not ready. Would be a good VP for Trump.

Trump owning as usual.

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
"literally never raise any taxes ever" - party of fiscal responsibility

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"'i'd like to see more millionaires"

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug

double negative posted:

"stranded" like it's lost and would just love to come back home

Clearly not enough millionaires is the issue we need to address

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Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

My Imaginary GF posted:

If Biden were better than Kasich, he'd be running for President.

If Kasich were 20 years older and just watched his son die of cancer, he probably wouldn't be.

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
You get a million dollars, and you get a million dollars... Everybody gets a million dollars!

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Mr. World posted:

Hey divers need ballast, okay?

"i don't think the American people understand what BARACK OBAMA is doing when he's putting too many rocks in those divers' bags. he is fundamentally trying to redefine and redetermine how to swim!"

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Wheeee posted:

Christie is actually a really good politician, he's failing in his bid for President due to circumstances largely outside his control but there's a reason he was talked up as a potential favourite in previous cycles

bitch hugged a man, that's the end. the end

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 If we had nothing but millionaires who didn't pay taxes we'd be even more hosed Jeb

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 Jeb's gonna finish top 3 in NH

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

 bush: WE NEED TO GROW MORE MILLIONAIRES

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

marshmonkey posted:

Cruz hasn't even had a camera shot since the break.

Yeah I noticed that

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
my rubio predictit shares :cripes:

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Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
 Jeb with the welfare queen anecdotes

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

zakkro posted:

I'm pretty sure the beep is just to keep Carson awake at this point.

Who? :confused:

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Sir Tonk posted:

Christie is doing really well.

I bought 50 bucks at 2cents as soon as Rubio broke. No regrets, join me brothers. Rubio's donors gotta go somewhere.

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
WELFARE QUEENS

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
http://www.ijreview.com/2016/02/531...campaign=buffer

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Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!

Logikv9 posted:

Jeb! is loving outshining the boy wonder Rubio.

Nothing is real anymore

All it took was a visit from mother. :toughguy:

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

rubio got a bet he had to use the same point 10 times in the same debate

and it was Christie that bet him

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Wait a minute, Jeb! just said that we're taxed too much but can't afford entitlement programs.

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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
well jebby if entitlements are growing faster than we can pay for them, that would imply tax revenue needs to increase

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

 :lol: Jeb! believing in-person email chains about welfare queens.

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Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
I can't believe they are trying to sell trickle down ityool 2016

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