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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
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zakkro
May 29, 2015


Cruz: "This reminds me of the motto of my favorite superhero: 'With great power comes targeted carpet bombing over areas under ISIS control.'"

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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




Ted - "i wanna bang those coeds at Terror U before i bomb them "

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Air strikes are a blessing. A blessing I tell you!

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Jihadist University? How many top 100 recruits did THEY get? They're gonna get stomped in conference play.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

buuuuuullshit

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I love when Ted Cruz, who wouldn't throw rice at a wedding, talks like he is the toughest guy on the planet.

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Bull poo poo, Cruz.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Kobayashi posted:

Accent rug bombing.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


But enough about Berkeley.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

The war on buildings, in the Twitter age

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Haha ol reluctant USA

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i've visited in veterans and they definitely do want to shoot all the browns -- ted cruz

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
We're now seeing Jeb's plan come to fruition!

He was playing dumb while Rubio built himself up and became the frontrunner, just so he could swoop in and destroy him the weekend before New Hampshire!

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
Cruz probably granted Christie to be VP if he helps him take out Rubio.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/j_fuller/status/696158171891658754

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Ted Cruz tapping forever

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
BOMB THE STUDENTS LMAO CRUZ YOUNSUCK

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
A note for Cruz: Jihadi U is an online-only university.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Ted you are so full of loving poo poo

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
These CanCon-mandated parts really suck

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
:argh: I know this isn't a unique opinion, but Holy poo poo do i want to punch Ted Cruz in the face.

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
can't trust a podium poker

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Why yes Ted, "precision carpet bombing". That's exactly how it works.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
gently caress em up and go home lol

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Kill everybody, that's my policy!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

NOT saturation bombing the Middle East is immoral.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Bomb the entire county and don't rebuild poo poo - Ted Cruz

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
so cruz wants to bomb the hell out of them.. but would he take their oil

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
gently caress off Ted with your endless war bullshit

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

zakkro posted:

Cruz: "This reminds me of the motto of my favorite superhero: 'With great power comes targeted carpet bombing over areas under ISIS control.'"

lol

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

blow poo poo up and then don't fix it

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Sanders, being the only one who is openly critical of capitalism would mop the floor with these clowns in an economic debate

Robert Reich should campaign with him

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


drat all those fighter jockies having their hands tied behind their back against all those dangerous dudes with AK 47s 20,000 feet below.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Military force has been our last-step strategy. I will change that

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

im focusing on ted cruz's chin and its freaking me out

it looks like a sac he inflates to attract a mate

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Yes precision carpet bombing is a blessing. Jesus, if Cruz died tomorrow the world would literally be a better place. There is no good he can ever put into the world.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Joementum posted:

I think he had a chance of winning NH if he did well tonight. I'm not sure that's possible for him now.

Could be wrong though.

I'm not sure he could win an election for dog catcher now.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

"Senator, they're providing really lovely equipment to our enlisted family members."

Ted: "THEY CAN'T DEFEND THEMSELVES!!!"

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
lol bomb a place to rubble and just leave. What is a power vaccum children?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Let's bomb the gently caress out of the Middle East and then just leave them to pick up the pieces themselves. It's the moral thing to do!

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