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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
it's wrong to our boys to not let us just bomb all the schools, hospitals

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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"in the history of mankind"

uh

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
why has cruz been incapable of admitting he misused the word 'carpet bomb'

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

cruz too much of a maniac to just say "carpet bombing isn't what i actually want"

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
And here we go with rubes confusing Sunnis and Shi'aas

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

We now enter the war boner dick-waving part of the evening.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

SirKibbles posted:

lol bomb a place to rubble and just leave. What is a power vaccum children?

not our problem :cruz:

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
lol let's see who can come across as more bloodthirsty and unhinged

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Their messianic figure: Jesus

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

ISIS believes in a Massianic figure, and let me be clear, that's not me

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"ISIS wants the gently caress-all war to summon their Messiah so LET'S GIVE IT TO THEM........with Arab troops".

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
We're doing our soldiers a disservice! They're going in with the hands tied. They can't even shoot civilians!

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
You know what's weird about Rubio making GBS threads the bed so badly? In one of the earlier debates, Bush had been telegraphing that he was going to slam Rubio for his Senate attendance. Rubio figured out a counterpunch to that and devastated Bush. Fine, Bush is bad at this. For the past week, Christie has been telegraphing this attack against Rubio. But...nothing

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
lol rubio is talking about evangelical Christianity by suggesting the end-goal of leveling the middle-east to bring on the 2nd coming of christ :allears:

RACHET
Dec 29, 2014

by exmarx
messy on nick

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Well Marco, why isn't ISIS's apocalyptic showdown going to happen? Seems to me their God has winning for them lately.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Yes the US should continue picking a side in a holy war

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Beforehand posted:

Chris Christie def. Marco Rubio; I'm not certain about anybody else. Ben Carson incoherent and John Kasich completely irrelevant.

It won't matter.

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Rubio's grand Salafist coalition against ISIS

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the more rubio talks the more i realize that drat he really just repeats himself

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Tell me more about the role of the Saudis please Marco, I'm all ears

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNRNHgi1RzU

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Rubio gave this same answer about ISIS last debate didn't he? I mean like exactly the same.

Ofaloaf
Feb 15, 2013

"What we need is more sectarianism." -Marco Rubio

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Yes, Marco, MORE troops in the Middle East. Surely a winning strategy.

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
Ted Cruz is an abomination.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"you've already said--"

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Rubio taking a Sunni outlook on life like a true Floridian

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Not that it's a surprise to anyone, but literally none of these guys have any idea what the hell is going on in the Middle East.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did somebody just blow a whistle....?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Rubio getting burned by a moderator. This is comical.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Logikv9 posted:

the more rubio talks the more i realize that drat hes dumb as a brick

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

In Republican World, the entirety of the military has a list of real-time Jihadist locations (all away from civilians of course), but President Obama has directed the Air Force and Army and Marines to slow down and not bomb them. For some reason (he's a terrorist).

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
OH SLAM

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
sunnis and shias, they are just like baking soda and vinegar you see

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Rubio laying down some truth, inexplicably.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Jerusalem posted:

NOT saturation bombing the Middle East is immoral.

NOT shutting down internet access to ISIL is immoral.

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I was really looking forward to Trump's character attacks against Rubio a la "low energy," too...oh well, looks like I'll never find out.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Ah yes, the Kurds will never fight for the Sunnis

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Logikv9 posted:

the more rubio talks the more i realize that drat he really just repeats himself

Yep. He can't think for himself without rehersal first.

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