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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
But what about Obama Marco?

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
hey rubio, that's how it feels when a woman fucks you

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Marco, ISIS isn't Nazi Germany. You can't kill it by going to its capital and having its leader off itself.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Hey Marco, did you know that 98% of Kurds are Sunni Muslims?

No, you didn't, you loving shithead.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



"I bravely propose we do exactly what Obama has been doing, unlike Obama who is an incompetent evil mastermind"

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Rubio should have said that we can't use western troops because that means the Messiah will come back

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Rubio: "Racial segregation is the only thing that can bring peace to Iraq"
Ghost of Saddam Hussein: :confused:

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
What can we do when Sunni's start kicking out Kurds and Shia?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT WHAT I WOULD ACTUALLY DO!

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


waiting for ben carson to just start wandering behind everyone. guy must be tripping balls

cams
Mar 28, 2003


yo is marco crying

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Boy, Marco Repeat sure sounds like Bernie Sanders right now

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Rubio is the guy who pulled all-nighters to memorize poo poo he didn't understand

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Sunni day
Sweepin' the
Clowns away

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
you're putting me to sleep rubio, give some hot hot genocide talk, c'mon

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



is rubio digging himself out of his grave?

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Lol the Sunni forces in the region will come around if the American administration changes!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"they don't trust us" *ted cruz continues mouthing the words 'carpet bombing'*

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

cams posted:

yo is marco crying

impossible he can't spare the water

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Thump! posted:

Hey Marco, did you know that 98% of Kurds are Sunni Muslims?

No, you didn't, you loving shithead.

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
Marco can't last more than 10 seconds on his own.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Masonic Youth posted:

Sunni day
Sweepin' the
Clowns away

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
rubio going to start an Administration that sunni militants can trust

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
these moderators blow at knocking this thing off the stump

Yudo
May 15, 2003

half of iraq are shia

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Am I right to say that Rubio wins on foreign policy and loses on domestic?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol this administration gave them a button that they can press to make things explode, what more could they want?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
how do we take the oil after bombing it

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I'd run against Rubio if I lived in Florida, he's weak right now. Only problem is you'd have to live in Florida to run...

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Republican foreign policy, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sisvti3wbNk&t=14s

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Steal oil - D. Trump

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I say the same thing, because poo poo, why not?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
the truck sails away!

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Logikv9 posted:

how do we take the oil after bombing it

Haven't you ever played Civilization?

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
:sigh: It's really dispiriting that everyone here has a better grasp on foreign policy than literally everyone running for the GOP.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
loving christ Trump is just gross.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Logikv9 posted:

how do we take the oil after bombing it

with a vacuum cleaner

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
these banks, in the shadows

shadow banks

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
You actually said it half a year ago, and said you couldn't give any details of your secret awesome plan before that Donald

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