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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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Donald Trump
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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

THA TITTY THRILLER posted:

Trump willing to destroy our atmosphere to stop terrorism.

um excuse me but global warming is a hoax invented by China

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

Joementum posted:

If we bomb the oil, how are we going to take the oil?

Silly question, I know.

EMP bombing :pseudo:

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Holy gently caress.

The British were right when it came to the Palestinian Mandate.

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
GOLDMAN SACHS ON NOTICE

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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

BeOSPOS posted:

trump is a boss

He's really doing well. Rubio already self destructing. Jeb trying to build up his energy but it's not working.

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

tinstaach posted:

bomb the oil and also take the oil
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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

pathetic little tramp posted:

I'd run against Rubio if I lived in Florida, he's weak right now. Only problem is you'd have to live in Florida to run...

You'd have a pretty hard time, he's not running for reelection.

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
So I guess Jeb realized that not wearing glasses doesn't make him look cooler, huh?

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
banking regulations in the guise of anti-terrorism.
Stealth democrat Trump

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea Jeb, what idiot president of ours had a policy of bombing stuff and not fixing it

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

If we bomb the oil, how are we going to take the oil?

Silly question, I know.

Like a good Roman to barbarians coming to pay tribute, they will give it to us or else we will kill them.

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



 bush seems like a guy who would know that bombing places creates a shithole

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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

pmchem posted:

"War, war never changes."
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cunningham
Jul 28, 2004
 forwardly?

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Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


 Are they using "arab" as a catch all for middle eastern allies?

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
LOL Jeb! talking about power vacuums in the Middle East

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Casually recognising the caliphate there...

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Shear Modulus posted:

bush seems like a guy who would know that bombing places creates a shithole
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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


 jeb subtweeting gwb

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TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

 Leading from behind is by far my least favorite Republican catchphrase

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Who can't trust Jeb with all his stuttering?

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



 why does Bush have to answer this question?

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Bush: If you do what my dumbass brother did, it ends badly.

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

eric posted:

He's really doing well. Rubio already self destructing. Jeb trying to build up his energy but it's not working.

Jeb would win but Trump obliterated him over 9 months nonstop. Brilliant.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Democrazy posted:

Am I right to say that Rubio wins on foreign policy and loses on domestic?

No he loses every which way.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

bush seems like a guy who would know that bombing places creates a shithole

it keeps us safe though

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Ben Carson, Foreign Affairs Expert

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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Vox Nihili posted:

can we just cancel democracy and leave obama in power awhile longer? i dont like the way things are going here.

no joke I would prefer this to all the alternatives

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Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug
lol Carson

/tepidapplause

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Wanna see the clapping:booing breakdown for Trump

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
carson foreign policy time

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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Carson always sounds like someone just woke him up

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Ben Carson is a perpetual whiner and shouldn't be on the debate stage.

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Donald Trump
Jan 31, 2016

by exmarx
Step 1: Bomb the oil.

Step 2: Take the oil.

Step 3: Profit.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Sleepy friend Ben is beautiful

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Carson is working on his set for the Apollo.

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

blue squares posted:

it keeps us safe though

MY DAD IS THE GRATEST PERSON WHO EVER LIBBED.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
regurgitating those flash cards, ben

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
 Thank god there was a Jeb question, I really needed a toilet break.

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SpRahl
Apr 22, 2008

Tigntink posted:

Carson always sounds like someone just woke him up

they did

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