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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
I love Carson's hand gestures

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Carson should go on tour with this act.

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Carson also recognises our pious caliph!

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Ben "Mr. Hands" Carson

SyRauk
Jun 21, 2007

The Persian Menace
I wouldn't be surprised if Jeb! didn't just come out and say he's running with Cheney.

bennyfranks
Jun 23, 2005

IGNORE ME!

ben carson just siad the n word

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
oh no lydia :ohdear:

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Carson was talking about Libya in his surgery rooms, it was pretty annoying

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Ben Carson discovered Libya :flashfact:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Is "leading from behind" supposed to be one of those things like "ramming it down our throats"?

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Quick! Regurgitate everything your handlers stuffed into your brain!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



carson says he was talking about libya first?

he must think the pyramids were in libya

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Lol Carson has a "wow you called upon me" line for every answer.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Carson is just Palinesque on foreign policy.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Libya has more oil than Iraq and ISIS is gonna use it to invade Italy.

Thanks, Ben.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

He's just describing where various countries are geographically.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Pinterest Mom posted:

You'd have a pretty hard time, he's not running for reelection.

Then I'd campaign on the campaign promise that I will exile Marco Rubio to Tristan Da Cunha and win in a landslide.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
How to Expand Your Caliphate and Increase Your Influence by Dr. Ben Carson, in stores now

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Caron is really excited to show off that he memorized the map

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



uh... I'm not sure theres any oil at all in Chad, Ben.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

however he was a character in a movie

Alls I can say that I'm immensely glad that MacArthur doesn't have a crazy popular movie about himself. Though enough authoritarian mastubators love him at the moment.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Carson's flag pin is hosed up

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Tigntink posted:

Carson always sounds like someone just woke him up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
Carson has played lots of CK2, he knows how a caliphate expands.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
why is nobody pointing out that syria is iran's route to the sea?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I read a book on this, guys

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Is "leading from behind" supposed to be one of those things like "ramming it down our throats"?

Were going to top them! They're not going to have the power from the bottom anymore!

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Carson made the whole stage looks bad

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Ben Carson studied a map!

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Hahaha, he would only support air strikes with the cooperation of the military.

Like she was asking if he was going to fly over and do it himself.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Thump! posted:

uh... I'm not sure theres any oil at all in Chad, Ben.

rubio would know

(so ive heard)

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Is "leading from behind" supposed to be one of those things like "ramming it down our throats"?

Yeah they're all filed under "Ambiguously Gay Metaphors"

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I'm glad Ben knows that there are some countries in North Africa, and they're south of Europe

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


i would potentially support a military decision if our military thought it may be a good idea.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

carson's trademark "startled awake" blink

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Bizarro Kanyon posted:

Are they using "arab" as a catch all for middle eastern allies?

They use "arab" as a catch all for the folk who should be dying in fighting in the mideast.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Haha wait what Cruz is anti torture?

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

SirKibbles posted:

Carson made the whole stage looks bad

Ehhh that sounded like projection to me

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Cruz you fucker waterboarding is very much torture

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Wow. A new low.

EDIT: We sentenced Japanese soldiers for waterboarding BTW

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