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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/INJO/status/696157004901982208

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 "Thanks Dr Carson, we're just gonna.... we're gonna stop asking you questions now."

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Holy poo poo Ted this is an awful answer

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Lol

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 "I said nine-eleven, nine-eleven, nine-eleven, nine....eleven..."

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOU.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
waterboard ted cruz

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

 lol, ben carson being a lazy poo poo.

"we're going to move on"

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



 hahahahahahaha

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Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
 Anti-torture and anti-dying on the street remain controversial issues for the GOP.

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
If Ted Cruz is against torture why does he keep talking?

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HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
 waterboard all the candidates until they admit its torture imo

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"the definition of torture is--"

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 lmao the audience

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
gently caress YOU TED. gently caress YOU AND EVERYONE WHO'S EVER MET YOU TORTURING gently caress.

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Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


 https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/696160528973086720

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOO!! DONT GIVE CRUZ SPEAKING TIME!!! NOOOO!!!!!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 "It's not torture.... legally....."

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"torture is losing organs"

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Lmao. Waterboarding is not torture under the Oxford Dictionary definition of torture.

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Things which are also not torture according to the definition Cruz just gave: the rack, the wheel

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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Booos lol

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Yeah go gently caress yourself Teddy

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Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug
HAHAHA

Booed for not bringing back waterboarding

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Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
Fuckkkk off neocons

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huge pile of hamburger
Nov 4, 2009
 jesus christ

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Cruz buffered there for a minute.

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Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
Did Ted just get laughed at?

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Masonic Youth posted:

He's just describing where various countries are geographically.

Not gonna lie, he's exceeded my expectations with that

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 Ted Cruz does not know what the definition of torture is, neat.

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
gently caress you, Ted Cruz.

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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Cruz can't help but look shifty as gently caress.

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Lights
Dec 9, 2007

Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

 WATERBOARD TED.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"I'd join with Senator McCain..." ~ Ted Cruz


AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*dies*

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 False: Trump said he'd also waterboard people he knew was innocent.

OMG gently caress YOU TEDDDDDDD

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


 did Ted just stroke out

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

VR Native American posted:

If Ted Cruz is against torture why does he keep talking?

Lol

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
 Cruz temporizing on waterboarding

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Libya has more oil than Iraq and ISIS is gonna use it to invade Italy.

Thanks, Ben.

ISIL is a Cartheginian revival

Cathago delenda est

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


 ted used to jerk off to the legal definitions of crimes like tortures

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