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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



 oh god, cruz is losing the plot. this is great.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
LINE OFFICERS? Col. Allen West is safe

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Logikv9 posted:

waterboard ted cruz

he's not human so it wouldn't be considered torture

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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
What a piece of poo poo. I've almost drowned and it is painful as hell.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i wouldn't let just any joe schmoe torture a man

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 Lol that "Is waterboarding torture" is still a questio

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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.
:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
*stage hands start wheeling waterboard out onto the stage*

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 We're going to have to do some enhanced interrogation on Cruz to get a straight answer

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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
i just realized the #1 way to stump any of the republicans is to just bring up bush admin policies and that's it

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

 So 24 is the most influential piece of media produced in about 50 years.

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
when you think about it, listening to ted cruz is actually torture

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Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Logikv9 posted:

waterboard ted cruz
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babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

 lol at the audience. these people must be the most loathsome group of fuckers in this earth

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Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

 jesus Ted this is some John Yoo poo poo

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Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

marshmonkey posted:

Quick! Regurgitate everything your handlers stuffed into your brain!

I want to comment on that, you see I don't agree that Obama doesn't know what he's doing, I think he knows exactly what he's doing

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

 Cruz invokes John McCain, immediately raises his arm over his head to show he can.

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
JACK BAUER SCENARIO FINISH YOUR DRINK AND PISS ON YOUR SCREEN.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i love going to medieval times.

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
holy poo poo cruz let a glimmer of humanity slip through
scary stuff

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Here comes Cruz' Jack Bauer fantasy

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

Jerusalem posted:

"Thanks Dr Carson, we're just gonna.... we're gonna stop asking you questions now."

:agreed:

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Consummate Professional posted:

LINE OFFICERS? Col. Allen West is safe

but what about the line cooks at the Waffle House? :confused:

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
And those are just our allies!

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



 trump plans to invest in a Medieval Times

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Logikv9 posted:

waterboard ted cruz
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"I'm going to torture the gently caress out of them" - Trump

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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

babypolis posted:

lol at the audience. these people must be the most loathsome group of fuckers in this earth

well yea they're Republican donors

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 We have never seen heads rolling like this

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chappey
Jan 21, 2001

tinstaach posted:

did Ted just stroke out

i thought that was the stream locking up

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
I think I know Trump's favorite restaurant

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Blood/Blood God 2016

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Oh Trump, you maniac

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



 not since medieval times except salem 1692.

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Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


 Ted Cruz pulling out a well-worn copy of Black's Law Dictionary

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Trump: bring back crucifixion

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fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Thump! posted:

Hey Marco, did you know that 98% of Kurds are Sunni Muslims?

No, you didn't, you loving shithead.

Epic High Five posted:

Lol this administration gave them a button that they can press to make things explode, what more could they want?
it is amazing how clueless everyone on that stage is about foreign policy

I never thought I'd say it, but I miss rand

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Oh gently caress you, Trump.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 Um, a lot more people died in WW2 than during the medieval ages there, Donald.

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
 "I'd bring back the rack and thumbscrews, bitch!"

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

My Imaginary GF posted:

ISIL is a Cartheginian revival

Cathago delenda est

It's easy to execute a Canae double encirclement when your opponent is asleep.

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