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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 reagan

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
tfw you realize cruz didn't answer the question

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badatom
Dec 10, 2011
 Whoever this lady is asking this question, her weird, smug laughing tone is really off-putting.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Mr Jaunts posted:

The Iron Maiden? Or force terrorists to listen to Iron Maiden?

It'll make them run to the hills, that's for sure. Maybe even for their lives.

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Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
lol at Christie taking away attacking Obama as an option for rubio to get cheap points

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Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Consummate Professional posted:

This stopped being funny after that line of questioning

It's okay, none of these people will ever be president.

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

 "magic must defeat magic"

[ted cruz scribbles down furiously]

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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Logikv9 posted:

tfw you realize cruz didn't answer the question

Every time he speaks. He NEVER answers

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Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Jerusalem posted:

I wish that was true :sigh:

24 owned, especially after Dennis Hopper showed up

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Female moderator had very skeptical face during Cruz's answer.

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
"abolish the IRS", nice dreams, cruz :allears:

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 SNAP

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Sir Tonk posted:

This woman is so loving smug, good lord.

She looks like the sister of Fairuza Balk. Lol

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
FLAT TAX ABOLISH THE IRS.

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Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug
Uh.... wouldn't the IRS still have to collect said flat tax?

nevermind

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Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I love the Reagan Iranian prisoners myth. Republicans worship it.

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



 DEALS

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
it would be ok with me if this building suddenly had a big carbon monoxide problem

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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
 I agree that it is very much worth remembering that Iran released US hostages the day Reagan was sworn in. We shouldn't remember anything else though of course.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

"I'd join with Senator McCain..." ~ Ted Cruz


AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*dies*
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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
If you elect me I will waterboard the IRS

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Uhh, Iran released some hostages a lot more recently than that.

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005

badatom posted:

Whoever this lady is asking this question, her weird, smug laughing tone is really off-putting.

she's anal chugging vodka during commercial breaks

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 They released hostages the day Reagan was swore in. Gee, I wonder why it didn't happen before then. I wonder what could have caused that delay?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
nine nine nine

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
 That literally makes no sense, Trump.

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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Iran released our hostages when Reagan was sworn in because he struck a deal with them behind the president's back.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

VR Native American posted:

If Ted Cruz is against torture why does he keep talking?

:vince:

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
*points to dill*

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

FadingChord posted:

It's okay, none of these people will ever be president.

I know but a lot of people agree with it

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deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

BUG JUG posted:

she's anal chugging vodka during commercial breaks

same

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nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Barack Obama's constitutional authority is unconstitutional

- Ted Cruz, legal scholar

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
The Art of the Deal, by George Washington

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
That Reagan hostages line is such bullshit. Carter did all the work, the brill creamed douchebag scooped all the credit.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
How did the moderators expect this to go? Did they think Trump would say that making deal is bad?

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea Reagan never used executive orders

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

 YESSS! TRUMP!! MORE SPEAKING TIME PLEASE!!! PLEASE LET A LOWER TIER CANDIDATE MENTION TRUMP!!!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wheeee posted:

24 owned, especially after Dennis Hopper showed up

First season was great. Second season on was just ridiculous and I completely gave up somewhere around season 3.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Joementum posted:

"I'd join with Senator McCain..." ~ Ted Cruz


AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*dies*

mccain would literally kill cruz if he thought he could get away with it

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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

 Reagan, drink.

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