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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
There's another one of Rubio's 30 second speeches, but the crowd eats this one up

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I'm awake.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

its weird how his autism exactly fits the profile of the zodiac killer

I really do feel that American presidential politics are increasngly more fitted for the sociopathic tempermamant.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Grey Fox posted:

Heroin-Addicted Drug Girl was one of Frank Miller's less-popular characters.

Heroin-Addicted Drug Girl would perform as well as Ben Carson in this debate

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
mmm get that benghazi reference yesss

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Rubio is just repeating the same stump speech, but I agree with him that this election is pretty drat important, as far as elections go

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
Rubio is sporting some Ferengi tier ears tonight

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
BENGHAZI! DRINK!

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
LET IT GO LET IT GOOOO

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president
those hands :allears:

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Logikv9 posted:

BENGHAZI

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I WILL NEVER LET GO

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Obama Attack Program wasn't working. Thank God the Hillary dialogue worked.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Carson saw the Benghazi movie!!!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
oh my god carson is describing the loving michael bay movie

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"Would I change the narrative? Yes."

I wish they had just stopped him right there.

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
please tell me Carson just described something that happened in the movie

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Shear Modulus posted:

they used to do that when they were lending like crazy before 2008

Except Cruz graduated in the late 80's.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

TheBuilder posted:

Rubio is sporting some Ferengi tier ears tonight

tonight?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
gently caress off with this Benghazi poo poo Carson

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



What about Dubbya, Rubio, was his lie alright?

Seriously I was enjoying it when they were forcing them to acknowledge W's era, they should get back to that

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Carson gonna start quoting the Benghazi movie

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Is this anecdote from Carson real or from the Benghazi movie?

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012
Carson calling someone else deceitful

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
wow he is describing the movie

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out
NEVER LET GO BEN

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
*checks off Benghazi*

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
NEVER FORGET

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
BUY MY BOOKS
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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
WHERE WERE OUR TELEPORTING SOLDIERS OBUMMER?!

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
LMAO Carson's war hero fantasies

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

We had the guy from the office defending us?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



martha

martha

martha

Spiky Ooze
Oct 27, 2005

Bernie Sanders is a friend to my planet (pictured)


click the shit outta^
jerking off the Fox News conspiracy audience as expected

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

loving terrorist colleagues

big business man
Sep 30, 2012

Logikv9 posted:

oh my god carson is describing the loving michael bay movie

lmao

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
... And the other has never written a bestseller about their fabricated childhood

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

mannerup posted:

ahahaha holy poo poo he is describing the movie

God help us all

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Logikv9 posted:

oh my god carson is describing the loving michael bay movie

"I'll never forget the brave actions of our heroes, like Optimus Prime."

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Millstone posted:

rubio.exe is using too many resources

I hope he becomes the nom so we can continue the Romney robot analogies

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