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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Carson and Clinton would be a blood bath and in a just world we'd get that.

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The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Questions about race! What could go wrong?

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
I can't wait for Hillary Clinton to be able to debate these morons one on one.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Shear Modulus posted:

Carson saw the Benghazi movie!!!

lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



rip vilerat but i dont give a single gently caress about benghazi in 2016

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

And I'm sure they were thinking,"I just hope our deaths can be used to elect a Republican President...."

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug

Joementum posted:

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Oh gently caress the next segment will be badddddd

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Questions about race

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Has Ben Carson ever answered a question?

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

please tell me Carson just described something that happened in the movie

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Ben Carson's understanding of foreign policy: Brought to you by Michael Bay

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
Who has a debate bingo card? We have Reagan, Benghazi...

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Drill baby drill.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

blue squares posted:

Go gently caress yourself

If I could afford a lawyer he would destroy you

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Consummate Professional posted:

Is this anecdote from Carson real or from the Benghazi movie?

i hope it's the movie.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

do terrorists gather around the water cooler and talk about the game on monday mornings with their colleagues

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Sound the Benghazi alarm! :siren:

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
How much of Republican dogma is based on fictional movies at this point

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

mannerup posted:

wow he is describing the movie

very reaganesque

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Logikv9 posted:

oh my god carson is describing the loving michael bay movie

good

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




"that 30 sec commercial for 13 Hours was cool as gently caress" ~ ben carson

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Louisgod posted:

I hope he becomes the nom so we can continue the Romney robot analogies

:agreed:

Plus for everyone that was saying he would have the best chance having to eat crow

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

DOES ANYONE HAVE A LIVE SPEAKING TIME COUNTER??

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
"Do what now?

Do what now?

Do what now?" -- Ben Carson

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Motherboy is doing a lot better after getting some Barbara Time in

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer
These last two hours have felt short.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Ben Carson loves those two guys who died at Benghaze, firing thier machine gungs at their machine gun places.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Drink for ALL LIVES MATTER

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Drink for ALL LIVES MATTER

i'm not a fan of suicide, thanks

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

BTW Carson's campaign is historically notable for the amount of money leeched to consultants. I've posted it in the relevant threads, but his campaign is responsible for the highest campaign spending in the Republican primary, twice as much as nearest rival, Cruz. Its graft in an amazing level.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

who are these two interns talking about things we all just saw

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

nachos posted:

How much of Republican dogma is based on fictional movies at this point

reagan runs deep in their veins

Yudo
May 15, 2003

Only a meltdown will salvage this debate.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Race? Well, um, you see *tugs on collar, steam puffs out* I have Afro American friends in the Senate and *ahem*

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Do It Once Right posted:

Ben Carson loves those two guys who died at Benghaze, firing thier machine gungs at their machine gun places.

Is that a real thing that happened or something from the movie?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



nachos posted:

How much of Republican dogma is based on fictional movies at this point

If you expand this to Tom Clancy novels and 24, it's nearly 100%

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

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♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Yudo posted:

Only a meltdown will salvage this debate.

the beginning was the high point

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Wait, botox can now stop me from pissing?

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fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

nachos posted:

How much of Republican dogma is based on fictional movies at this point
all of it

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