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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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Donald Trump
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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Yudo posted:

Only a meltdown will salvage this debate.

only mass suicide by all attendant will salvage this debate

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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Just poured another beer. Ready for the next section!

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
538 people dont seem used to live tv

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010

Do It Once Right posted:

Ben Carson loves those two guys who died at Benghaze, firing thier machine gungs at their machine gun places.
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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

Wait, botox can now stop me from pissing?

inject botulism into your dick

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

 Botox for my urine

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

nachos posted:

How much of Republican dogma is based on fictional movies at this point

That depends, did they ever put out the rest of the Atlas Shrugged movie?

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004

a cop posted:

DOES ANYONE HAVE A LIVE SPEAKING TIME COUNTER??

It was a bad bet, when's the last time Trump topped speaking time? He's been booed like 1/3 of the times he's opened his mouth at this point

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Kobayashi
Aug 13, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shageletic posted:

BTW Carson's campaign is historically notable for the amount of money leeched to consultants. I've posted it in the relevant threads, but his campaign is responsible for the highest campaign spending in the Republican primary, twice as much as nearest rival, Cruz. Its graft in an amazing level.

And not even the thinnest pretext of it being a real campaign.

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Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

 lowtox

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SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Nagato posted:

538 people dont seem used to live tv

I think they're loving.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

Wait, botox can now stop me from pissing?

dicklips

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
I feel like I'm out of breath, but mentally and emotionally

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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Yudo posted:

Only a meltdown will salvage this debate.

You mean like the one Marco had?

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
is there any live polls going on from this debate?

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

mannerup posted:

the beginning was the high point

It was indeed a wonder, but has completely tailed off.

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



 this is 3 hours?????

gently caress this

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nagato posted:

538 people dont seem used to live tv

Pale skin and unshaven, the perfect complexion for being on camera under bright lights!

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

Wait, botox can now stop me from pissing?

Disregarding Trump, revised your Rubio opinion yet?

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Mordiceius
Nov 10, 2007

If you think calling me names is gonna get a rise out me, think again. I like my life as an idiot!
Holy gently caress the ABCnews production of this is so. loving. awkward.

Is some intern the production lead?

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

SNAKES N CAKES posted:

I think they're loving.

27% chance of it

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Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug
ANGRY....ANGRY ABOUT ANGER

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
An ad for RINO-shield during the Republican debate.

Hmmmm.

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 Someone will say something racist for ratings value Disney has money on the line

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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
https://twitter.com/heatherwetzler/status/696164919264178176

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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Kobayashi posted:

And not even the thinnest pretext of it being a real campaign.

Graft is the new normal.

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Pen Expers posted:

ANGRY....ANGRY ABOUT ANGER

The Hulk Feedback Loop.

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Wait is John Kasich actually consistently coming in second?

I thought that was overblown

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shear Modulus posted:

this is 3 hours?????

gently caress this

Oh you didn't hear? This debate is going to run through till the New Hampshire caucus begins. The candidates are expected to provide alternate commentary for the Superbowl.

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
The stream on the web had a funny moment where the girl was like "dude stop"

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

BeOSPOS posted:

is there any live polls going on from this debate?

Does twitter traffic count as a poll?

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004

blue squares posted:

27% chance of it

It depends on how you define 'loving', but mostly the final count is going to be determined by his Value Over Replacement gently caress

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
gently caress me, if socialised medicine could get rid of those adverts listing 3 hours of insane side effects, I bet America would be totally on board

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Christie really did slaughter Rubio. That's coming up so often.

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
what's happenin' on the social

the ol' soc

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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
gently caress this I'm going to watch Twister

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
good stuff abc

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Sir Tonk posted:

Does twitter traffic count as a poll?

haha yes. link?

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Oiled and Ready posted:

Disregarding Trump, revised your Rubio opinion yet?

I think he still probably comes in 2nd in NH which was his goal. It just makes Super Tuesday messier.

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

 im ready to break the handle off my stein and put it in Cruz's or Bush's neck tbqh

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