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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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Jeb! Bush
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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
oh god rubio just locked up the MRA vote

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
if Jeb! was smart he would have said "can you repeat the question? i forgot what it was since this guy didn't think to answer it."

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
okay yeah i stayed around to watch rubio gently caress up one more thing, ha ha ha

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Mr Jaunts posted:

lol yes, the 2016 Air Force is smaller than the 1776 Air Force
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Jeb "F-35" Bush knows a thing or two about the military.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 holy gently caress bush does not understand the question

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Pretty sure the Air Force was smaller in, say, 1880

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Jeb! wants not just your sons, but daughters too to die in the middle east.

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

 Do you think rich plutocrats should sign up for the draft, Jeb!?

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Joementum posted:

Wow. Marco actually took a position that neither Bernie or Hillary were willing to take on Thursday. Actual respect for him on this.


I mean, it's the wrong position, but still.

I agree: Draft everyone.

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
c'mon someone has to come out against this

i know there's one of you fuckers who will

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/696169470084128768
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Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Spiky Ooze posted:

our small military
Too small unless we're spending more than the next 100 countries combined.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
jeb! has the loving stupidest standby face

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
 I wish Rand Paul was here to be asked this question, :sigh:

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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
WE HAD THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF KITES. DROPPING LIGHTNING POWERED KEYS ONTO TERRORISTS

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

 Draft Cruz

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"why would they worry about it? the draft isn't going to be instituted"

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Thump! posted:

Hey, Marco throws out his first not poo poo opinion and then immediately TURNS IT INTO loving poo poo

Yeah that's pretty much been the story of the night for ol' Marco.

Anyone who thought he was a serious threat as a candidate should be forced to watch his performance on a loop until the convention. He's wooden, stilted, he is completely unable to speak extemporaneously, and his reliance on talking points would make Sarah Palin blush.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Register for the draft, but don't have a draft

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

 what the gently caress is Jeb talking about

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Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp

Pick posted:

*tiny biplane putts by*

:lol:

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

My Imaginary GF posted:

I agree: Draft everyone.

total war is the only war

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oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

 unggg yeah reform that procurement process jeb you almost got me there

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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Jeb loving up

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Pinterest Mom posted:

Do you think rich plutocrats should sign up for the draft, Jeb!?

draft everyone and no college deferrments

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Jeb! doesn't seem to understand how people who don't have rich dads handle the draft.

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Oops Jeb just spoke the truth for the second

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tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


 For god's sake Jeb!

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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
JEB! Looks really confused and upset. It's ok JEB!. Your mom will come and rescue you.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 You didn't ask about the draft you asked about registering

for the draft

Spiky Ooze posted:

our small military

It's insane to me that people are diehard in the belief that our military and tiny and shrinking but it's a large part of the GOP base

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Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
lol bush doesn't know what selective service registration is

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Jeb! Is totally flubbing this question

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

 "I'm not suggesting we eliminate the draft, I'm suggesting we not have a draft."

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triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



 and his mother

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Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
 "we need to make people fear us"

-Jeb!

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Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Haha loving Jeb tripping over his shoelaces again

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
please let tony clifton run for president in 2020

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Jeb loving up

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
What the gently caress would they need a draft for?

Is a war with Iran just a forgone conclusion?

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