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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
The draft is an awful topic that no one in their right mind would want to talk about, so I understand how this is going.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Iowa Snow King posted:

Rebuild the dreadnought fleet

Remember 2012 when Republicans were scrambling over each other to prove Obama "wrong" and demonstrate bayonets and horses were still used in the military (which he actually noted they were, his point being that they were largely redundant and no longer the top level of technology they were 100+ years ago)?

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

 when in history have we gutted the military budget

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
 I HAVE THE SUPPORT OF GENERALS AND ADMIRALS AND 12 MEDAL OF HONOR RECIPIENTS

And those are the only people that will vote for you, Jebbo.

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Register for the draft, but don't have a draft

Makes the "skin in the game" people happy.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Jeb is getting way more clapping and cheers than Trump, really telling imho

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Vile posted:

WE HAD THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF KITES. DROPPING LIGHTNING POWERED KEYS ONTO TERRORISTS

I changed my mind, you're all right

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
lol like DoD has anywhere close to as many personnel as the uniformed military.

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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
War is a forgone conclusion if a republican is in office.

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
My wife just asked why anyone would gently caress Chris Christie.

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MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

 The "NOT ENOUGH BOATS!" meme is the most baffling recurrent idea of these debates.

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Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012
 People applauded that answer? The fix is in for Jeb!

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

 jeb w/ support of 12 medal of honor recipients #wow #whoa

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010

Joementum posted:

Jeb! doesn't seem to understand how people who don't have rich dads handle the draft.

Also didn't seem to understand that the DOD needs large numbers of civilians to execute its mission.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
There are 77 living MOH recipients, 12 supporting Jeb seems like a lot

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But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/hunterschwarz/status/696167531711750144

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Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
OH EXCUSE ME MODERATOR LET ME USE A LIFELINE

CALL A FRIEND

MOMMY??? I had a tough question 😭

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

CarlCX posted:

when in history have we gutted the military budget

Not spending 100x all our allies combined on defense = gutting the military, at least in Republican World.

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Logikv9 posted:

total war is the only war

America doesn't sack nearly enough generals nearly often enough.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Morale will go through the roof under a Jeb! Presidency.

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
ffffffffffffffff

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

 fiorina missing her moment in the sun here lmao

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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
I want them to ask Trump about the draft

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SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



 Surprised Jeb said there should be less civilians working in the military. I thought neo-cons would be all for private contractors.

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oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

 yessss don't 'discriminate against' women from registering in selective service

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"discriminated against for registering for the selective service"


Do these guys understand that almost nobody wants to register for the draft?

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



 Nobody will enact the draft again because it would ensure that party is razed top to bottom for the next 4 election cycles

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
regurgitate those flashcards, friend ben

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Christie is SO CLOSE to realizing that feminism and choice is the only way to do right by his daughters

But he is not there yet

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Winter Stormer posted:

People applauded that answer? The fix is in for Jeb!

The audience is packed with Jeb! supporters.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

 Christy just lost Red Pills

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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Carson making a solid point. wow

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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.
:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Do these morons not understand that registering for selective service is not voluntary?

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 Dear ABC ask about things people care about or failing that things that will trigger an implosion thanks

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UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
i guess republicans really are equal opportunity on war and destruction for all americans

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
I want to interrupt and talk about the draft too!

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Christy just lost Red Pills

my manhood!!!! :argh:

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Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

Joementum posted:

Jeb! doesn't seem to understand how people who don't have rich dads handle the draft.
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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"death to poor women, also. equality!"

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 Oh gently caress Carson actually bringing up vet suicides!

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