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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Maybe stop slashing funding for Veterans then?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
look at all these people who will never be affected by war at all

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
It's funny watching Carson wedge himself into answers then saying nothing anyone cares about.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
cut him off wtf

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.

Joementum posted:

"discriminated against for registering for the selective service"


Do these guys understand that almost nobody wants to register for the draft?

Registering for the draft is an honor you insensitive clod

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



omg gently caress these health empowerment accounts. Nobody believes that those aren't an enormously inefficient scam

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
PTSD acknowledged, holy poo poo

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:psyduck:

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Has he served?

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
can someone explain to me why both debates have mentioned draft registration and also why in both debates people seemed to assume that meant we were actually having a draft? like did all the dudes just magically forget that they filled out a card when they were 18 or something?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Logikv9 posted:

look at all these people who will never be affected by war at all

I dunno, they could get really rich off of it :shrug:

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
"We wouldn't be a free country if it wasn't for the US military. In fact, a load of other countries would be hogging all the freedom!"

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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"if we take care of our vets we will never have to worry about a draft again"

this makes complete sense because

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

skaboomizzy posted:

Jeb! wants not just your sons, but daughters too to die in the middle east.
equality means equality

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
AHAHAHA None of you have ever served!

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

"Health empowerment accounts" **DING**

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003


the best thing about these things is that the actual target audience never agrees with what we think

rubio is finishing second in this debate! the 3-2-1 strategy lives!

(probably it's a tiny sample size meaningless poll but maybe they really do think rubio was good here!)

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
Should've included Gilmore as the token veteran.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Whyyyyyyyyy are they talking about the draft?!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the unions are killing are vets

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
health empowerment solution: 20% off a bundle of lotto tickets. good luck, champ

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Forcing private practices to accept government patients for government prices, eh Jeb?

HyperPuma
Jun 24, 2007

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

nothing matters

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

marshmonkey posted:

Do these morons not understand that registering for selective service is not voluntary?
Republicans love sending our men and women to war, then tell them they're on their own upon returning.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
People also died in a bullshit war in Iraq started by your brother, fucknut.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Very kind of the questioner to offer some possible answers to the candidates

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Lies. Trump feels like he was in the military because of where he went to school. :colbert:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

marshmonkey posted:

Do these morons not understand that registering for selective service is not voluntary?

Why would they know anything about the draft?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Who is this 3rd prompter guy? He's a TERRIBLE public speaker. He's rushing and tripping over his words, really awkward cadence.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Sir Tonk posted:

lol like DoD has anywhere close to as many personnel as the uniformed military.

Yeah according to Wikipedia it's about 700k civ, 1.4m military ignoring reserves

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Why is JEB still here?

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
Yes quickly attack Shiliary!

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

oystertoadfish posted:

the best thing about these things is that the actual target audience never agrees with what we think

rubio is finishing second in this debate! the 3-2-1 strategy lives!

(probably it's a tiny sample size meaningless poll but maybe they really do think rubio was good here!)

All it will mean is that he'll get gutted as the nominee against Hillary/Bernie.

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Dead people voting for Jeb.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
poor jeb bush, you're actually a politician, however gently caress you

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Dead people voting for Bush!!!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
jeb! has one voter.

Iucounu
May 12, 2007


Dead people confirmed voting for Jeb!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

apatheticman posted:

Whyyyyyyyyy are they talking about the draft?!

What's even weirder is that every single one of them confused registering for the selective service with enlisting.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Jeb!: some dead guy is voting for me

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