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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

EugeneJ posted:

Jeb: I love my gay dead voter

Is that a Heathers reference?

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
I hope McCain isn't watching this anymore, he's going to end up shooting his TV.

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
I have known more than one veteran that was not drug free, Kaisich...

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

blue squares posted:

Anyone else's ABC page keep reloading itself? It's happened about six times

Yeah no idea why

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

MadJackal posted:

"Health empowerment accounts" **DING**

is that like a rebranded HSA? lmao

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
DENTAL PLAN

lisa needs braces

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Joementum posted:

Kasich doing his kung fu moves against the air to his right.

a natural evolution of his one-arm podium stance

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Nationalize Home Depot and Lowes, fully staff with vets.

I got a vet in my office, worst employee we have.

MothraAttack
Apr 28, 2008
This story dumb as hell marco

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


blue squares posted:

Anyone else's ABC page keep reloading itself? It's happened about six times

Yeah, it's super annoying

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Acquilae posted:

Kasich: "...our soldiers and sailors"

Kasich hates marines and airmen!
I was listening to this and thinking in general, it's annoying that there isn't a simple noun for all of them.

edit: I mean, coming from someone who has been punched for accidentally calling a marine a soldier.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

All....Marco's bro wants for Christmas is his two front teeth, his two front teeth, see his two front teeth...

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Rubio's brother is old as gently caress?

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Sir Tonk posted:

Uhhhh, I'm not sure letting Army truck drivers have free licenses is the best idea John...

last time a governor admitted to giving people free licenses in illinois we arrested him

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Holy poo poo Marco that is pathetic. I know people that have broken legs jumping from planes. 2 teeth?

crowoutofcontext
Nov 12, 2006

Lost his two front teeth

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

rubio might want to avoid bringing up his brothers..

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
He could have gotten punched in the mouth during a bar fight too.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

Alter Ego posted:

All it will mean is that he'll get gutted as the nominee against Hillary/Bernie.

maybe rubio getting shat on at the start made them all forget his weaknesses. that'd be nice

i think this debate will hurt him. but lordy be, who the gently caress knows

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
"More people will be fired when I'm president" - Mario Rubio

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx
more people would be fired if i'm president

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

fade5 posted:

more people would be fired if i'm president

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Does he whistle when he talks

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"more people would be fired if im president"

RUBIO 2016

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
kasich has karate chop action

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

potato of destiny posted:

Registering for the draft is an honor you insensitive clod

As an american born abroad signing up for the draft was an important honor.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Maybe he can get a purple heart bandaid for his two front teeth.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Somebody told a story about Flint Michigan where Jeb didn't die in Lead-laced water.

I don't care but I guess I'm supposed to care?

And now Pentagon F35 and veterans are magical and don't do drugs....

Just gently caress.. And 1968 to 1971 and rubio wants to destroy the army....

I hate this stupid debate....

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

fade5 posted:

more people would be fired if i'm president

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
A love member

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
VA dental is a joke, I knew a guy that lost part of his drat jaw to an IED and the VA wouldn't give him full dental.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
What the gently caress is a Love MEMBER?

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Samurai Sanders posted:

I was listening to this and thinking in general, it's annoying that there isn't a simple noun for all of them.
Servicemen/women is what's used most of the time.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
rubio: "socialism is terrible"

rubio: "our socialist plan for giving free healthcare to our vets is a good thing"

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



this is really boring now

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Vox Nihili posted:

is that like a rebranded HSA? lmao

It's like an HSA but apparently no matching. They'll work because everybody will pool all theirs together that they've been saving for years to pay for one person to get 1 month of chemo, with the rest of the balance going toward debt that will bankrupt them

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

blue squares posted:

Anyone else's ABC page keep reloading itself? It's happened about six times

Yea mine is too, like every 20 minutes.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Tigntink posted:

He could have gotten punched in the mouth during a bar fight too.

what if we just had healthcare for everyone and it didn't matter how it happened?

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Tigntink posted:

What the gently caress is a Love MEMBER?

Ted has that tattooed on his dong

E: James Bergdahl? I thought his name was Bowe Bergdahl.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

BGrifter posted:

Maybe he can get a purple heart bandaid for his two front teeth.

Friendly fire doesn't count for Purple Hearts and definitely not accidents lol

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