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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
love member sounds kinda freaky

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Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

fade5 posted:

more people would be fired if i'm president

tasty soundbite out of context

The Real Paddy
Aug 21, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Cruz is having a hard time keeping himself together tonight

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
"He jumped out of a plane and lost his two front teeth"

Hahahahha what the gently caress.
First of all: How the gently caress do you lose ONLY your two front teeth jumping out of a plane
Second: Hahahhahaget the gfuck out that's the best you got?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

mannerup posted:

"more people would be fired if im president"

RUBIO 2016

Morale in the civil service will go even higher than it is!

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Help, my love member has been kidnapped!

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



Love member.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
my dear love members

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
why does obama keep paying ransom to terrorists??

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
"James Bergdahl"

christ

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
love member

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
Someone should knock rubio's teeth out to give him some cred, possibly throw him out of a plane

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
cruz knows. he's been there. he's looked the hostage in the eyes, tightened the rope, glistened

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


ted cruz looks like a fat dumb fart

*sips room temperature vodka from small paper cup*

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

Democrazy posted:

Jeb represents crucial donors who give a lot of money to the RNC and other Repubilcan campaigns.

Well, it was a drunk rhetorical question...

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


James Berghdal

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Ted always gags when he has to say the word 'love'

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Ted Cruz: A Loved Member

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Ted Cruz in Lovemember

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Yea leave all men behind, that's the slogan right

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

:mitt:mber

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Who the gently caress is James Bergdahl?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

tinstaach posted:

Ted always gags when he has to say the word 'love'

So does newt.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Ted Cruz loves member :downsrim:

fake edit: James Bergdahl

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Blasmeister posted:

Ted Cruz in Lovemember

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
"a loved member who has been kidnapped"

:flaccid:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
cruz do not talk about your love member

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
"The James Berghdal deal"

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Who's James Bergdahl?

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

It's like an HSA but apparently no matching. They'll work because everybody will pool all theirs together that they've been saving for years to pay for one person to get 1 month of chemo, with the rest of the balance going toward debt that will bankrupt them

simply amazing

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Is Cruz having a stroke?

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

tinstaach posted:

Ted always gags when he has to say the word 'love'

Little known facts,

Canadians can't say love.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

The Real Paddy posted:

Cruz is having a hard time keeping himself together tonight

Pretending to be human takes a toll

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Blasmeister posted:

Ted Cruz in Lovemember

Marco Rubio in Groundhog Day

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
These guys are obsessed with Berghdahl. I thought that would have been totally forgotten by now
Trump talks about executing him all the time, too

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I remember when everybody on the right was screaming to bring Bergdhal back lmao

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Thump! posted:

Who the gently caress is James Bergdahl?

Serial season 2

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Strom Thermos
Sep 18, 2004

Stop banging on that loving podium

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