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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
terry


schaivo

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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Hillary eats babies

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
I dont think Clinton believes those things...

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


I'm glad someone saved this.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

lmao id love to see rubio ask hillary questions on abortion holy poo poo

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Yeah, Jeb, we remember how you kept Terri Schiavo alive despite the fact that her brain was soup.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Interesting, is that a common thing for them to say?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Why would the media ask the Dems about abortion? They're within the mainstream of the US.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


"On abortion Democrats are extremists"

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

SOMEBODY MENTION TERRY SCHIAVO

ahha first state with a choose life license plate loving florida loving FLORIDA YALL

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

"Why don't they ask the democratic candidates questions about abortions, even when we know what they're going to say?"

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
who is this chucklefuck woman?

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Yeah great that a kid can get beaten up by their parents over abotions.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



I'm pretty sure I've seen Hillary and Bernie bring up abortion rights in debates without even being asked by moderators.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Logikv9 posted:

ABORTIONS FOR ALL WOOOOOO

mandatory abortions, gently caress yeah

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


i hope to our ape lord jesus christ that rubio looks like this sweaty mess in the general election

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

triple sulk posted:

gently caress you rubio


deadwing posted:

Rubio you are full of poo poo


Mr. World posted:

gently caress.




YOU.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I hope the ghost of Terry haunts you Jeb!.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
Oh God is Jeb going to drag out Terry Schaivo's squirming corpse

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Rubio's afraid of birth abortions because he looks like a baby and doesn't wanna get attacked.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Hillary supports machete-based abortions.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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this is why you shouldn't pity Jeb

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Rubio is just tryin' to get some sweet, sweet Carly action with that answer.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Hey, everyone who think's Jeb's patheticness is cute and they feel bad for him.

Absorb this.

mannerup posted:

this is why you shouldn't pity Jeb

Exactly this, I'm from Florida. gently caress Jeb.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
Abortion Sweetspot

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Oh what about rape and incest????

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


also i bet 10 people have said it but lmao that everyone is way more nervous now that trump is back on stage

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

Alter Ego posted:

Yeah, Jeb, we remember how you kept Terri Schiavo alive despite the fact that her brain was soup.

Delicious, delicious soup.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Those exceptions are inconsistent as gently caress, to be honest.

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Lord of Pie posted:

"On abortion Democrats are extremists"

lol

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Christ no one on that stage is sweating like Rubio

He looks like he's losing weight

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Jeb! is so anti-abortion that he won't end his campaign

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Dead Cosmonaut posted:

who is this chucklefuck woman?

She's loving awful.

Rubio you shithead

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
Jeb! stumbled because he wasnt expecting applause mid-sentence withouth asking

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Seriously, WHY did Rubio bring up hating gay marriage? That one is over.

SNAKES N CAKES
Sep 6, 2005

DAVID GAIDER
Lead Writer

Thump! posted:

Got cliff notes on that? I don't have an hour to listen to a podcast about Bowe Bergdahl

James Bergdahl doesn't exist, Cruz misspoke and used the first name of the captured NH guy.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

THE FIRST STATE WITH A CHOOSE LIFE LICENSE PLATE

idk im entertained by that

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
A government small enough to fit in your vagina and marriage.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
All human life deserves protection? *carpet bombs civilian centers*

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
rubio: "I'd rather lose an elections than..."

lol, you're right on that one, rubio

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