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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


chris christie glitch lmao

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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Joementum posted:

Yeah, I think you guys are missing just how big a deal it is that Marco said women have the right to make decisions about their bodies, no matter when else he said following that.

Yeah, you know, unless they make the wrong decision, of course.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
someone post that abortionplex article from the onion lol

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Rasta_Al posted:

Free abortions for everyone!

Legit, this would be awesome.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Yeah... this is exactly why they keep asking this question at Republican debates and don't bother with it in Democratic debates.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
That means the SCOTUS is an extremist body right?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
If I was Rubio I would avoid bringing up gayness whatsoever

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Wasn't McCain in favour of health-of-the-mother exceptions?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Have any of them brought up the PP body parts sales, or did Fiorina take that with her?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Quick, which state do you like more?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Oh god Petyon no

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
gently caress YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Christie: No one is that radical*

*except for Hillary Clinton and the entire Democratic party

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


uhh sorry chris but rape babies are a gift from our ape lord and savior jesus christ

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Ben made a funny!

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



:siren:LIGHTENING ROUND!!!!:siren:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Oh my god, Superbowl question.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i support retroactive abortions up to the age of 18

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Sir Tonk posted:

Have any of them brought up the PP body parts sales, or did Fiorina take that with her?

Christie did

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Joementum posted:

Yeah, I think you guys are missing just how big a deal it is that Marco said women have the right to make decisions about their bodies, no matter when else he said following that.

I mean, his next words were basically "gently caress that right", so

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

:911:FOOTBALL:911:

Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
John Kasich came out for famous black man Cam Newton

Cam gonna spray his cammy cam juice on Jeb!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God a lightning round involving Ben Carson :aaa:

BattleHamster
Mar 18, 2009

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

Millennials support anti-abortion laws?

The way the question was phrased it means that millennials support some exemptions to abortion, most likely late term abortions.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Broncos are hosed

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
carson talks to god

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



lol Ben

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Friend Ben with the best pick.

SeANMcBAY
Jun 28, 2006

Look on the bright side.



A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

chris christie glitch lmao

I heard him say "when a woman is raped" 3 times in a row and I thought I was going insane.

Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug
Carson had the best answer on footballs

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Rubio you flip flopping gently caress

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Jerusalem posted:

Oh my God a lightning round involving Ben Carson :aaa:

Quiet storm

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, that was actually a good one from Carson.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Carson made me laugh congrats

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
welp fiorina is out so i guess christie is taking up the pp mantle

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Oh poo poo, a republican on the national stage admitted that females are people with feelings.

e:

No, a person said stuff which didn't make women cumdumpsters for politics.

poo poo

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i guess i sort of give them credit for not dodging the rape incest debate but i think it might signal a lack of empathy rather than a willingness to tackle the issue

or maybe i'm the real bigot for feeling creeped out by it

by the way they talked about it

oystertoadfish has issued a correction as of 04:34 on Feb 7, 2016

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
cruz openly panders. classy guy

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Why are people supposed to give a poo poo about not-their-football-teams being in the Superb Owl?

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Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers
Here comes the lightning round!

*20,000 volts of electricity courses through the candidates*

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