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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
bye Kasich!

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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
who said that women have a right to choose?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Bets on whether Rubio will repeat his same scripted line a fifth time during his closing statement?

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

the difference is you don't have a huge industry who wants nothing more than convincing everyone you just ran a marathon

Yea for sure it's not gonna like, be a death blow, but he NEEDED this debate to do his dumb 3-2-1 idea.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
kasich: "...I've gotten your tears..."

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Needs More Ditka posted:

i saw your ninja person who mixes their squared states!

dammit i thought i would be fast enough

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Thank god its almost over :negative:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

People who John Kasich hugs start crying.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

OatmealRaisin posted:

michael moore is still making movies? does anyone watch them?

His upcoming film is supposed to be quite good.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

They're giving them STFU bells on the closing statements.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
god please let this debate be swallowed by a freakish sinkhole, i don't ask you for much

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/696175328180506625

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



BING!

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

UV_Catastrophe posted:

god please let this debate be swallowed by a freakish sinkhole, i don't ask you for much

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Thump! posted:

Thank god its almost over :negative:

oh. it's not over yet.

november can't get here soon enough

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm done

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
christie: "I like ur food, new hampshire"

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Hey folks, we've shared some good times... some good hugs...

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

i wish rand paul had been hear to be snarky to christie about the bridge

christie would've ignored it like the last time though

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
not about partisanship, not about-OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA OBAMA

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

UV_Catastrophe posted:

god please let this debate be swallowed by a freakish sinkhole, i don't ask you for much

Christie's got to fit into that sinkhole though.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Rubio got his poo poo kicked in tonight. The heat faded off him after that first hour, but he didn't do anything to make himself look good.

He either drops in the polls or stays where he is, but he gains no support from this. It will embolden Trump and Cruz and make people think Christie and Kasich are viable alternatives. Hell, JEB loving dunked on him tonight.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Haha Jeb! stole Ben's factoid

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


i keep thinking that John Kasich is the diamond in the rough but then he speaks in a debate and i go oh yeah he can't speak right

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
tfw your dad ran against Ronald Reagan and lost

Lights
Dec 9, 2007

Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

BEHOLD MY BEATING HEART.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



crime fighting hog posted:

oh. it's not over yet.

november can't get here soon enough

I'm taking this election season like a marathon, one debate at a time :v:

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
Ronald Reagan :911:

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
bush: "reagan would have been 105 today. hail satan. peace through strength" (wtf?)

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I know there's people who can't get enough of listening to Trump talk but I'm tapping out before he gets the mic. I hit like 30 seconds with him and then it's just too much

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

gently caress this guy that thinks prosecutors are front line.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

It's cool that I can type stuff on the internet.

And I know that lots of teh internet is dumb and bad and stupid.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Von Sloneker posted:

MSNBC has a breaking news banner for Rubio repeating that line four times.

CNN's headline right now is "Going After Rubio"

it's the best narrative

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
If you give me ur stomach Christie we may cure world hunger

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
HOW CAN I BE ANY MORE FREE?!?! JEB TELL ME!!!

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Christie: You've gotten to know my (cholesterol choked) heart.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Alter Ego posted:

Rubio got his poo poo kicked in tonight. The heat faded off him after that first hour, but he didn't do anything to make himself look good.

He either drops in the polls or stays where he is, but he gains no support from this. It will embolden Trump and Cruz and make people think Christie and Kasich are viable alternatives. Hell, JEB loving dunked on him tonight.

Anyone got stats on which part of the debate is watched most? I figure that the most viewers were in the first 30 min?

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
gently caress Reagan. gently caress Bush. gently caress Jeb. gently caress Christie. Literally rape every gently caress on this goddamn stage.

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
i think she said 'governor carson'

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
hey jeb how do you fit reagan's dick in your mouth when you've already got your dad's lodged in

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