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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Republican New Hampshire Primary Debate, Feb. 6 ABC 8pm ET: Failing the Turing Test
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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Joementum posted:

tfw your dad ran against Ronald Reagan and lost

And then submitted and was a servant for 8 years to him

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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
 Christie really doesn't like saying his state's name out loud

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Democrazy
Oct 16, 2008

If you're not willing to lick the boot, then really why are you in politics lol? Everything is a cycle of just getting stomped on so why do you want to lose to it over and over, just submit like me, I'm very intelligent.
They were right to ignore you, Ben Carson.

gently caress off.

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Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

 Pundints

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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


 :siren: it's scott walker's wedding anniversary :siren:

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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
*snores*

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marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.
:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
"Ronald Reagan would have been 105 today....."




no, no he wouldn't

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"I'm not going any place"


Unless I need some fresh underwear.

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Real post: it's sad carson is throwing away his legacy of being a good brain dr to do this dumb poo poo

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 I wonder if Christie will see a rise from this, I thought he gave a pretty solid performance but he also seemed pretty dedicated to attacking Rubio as opposed to Cruz or Trump.

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Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
lol Carson is so salty

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
carson: "the... media... tried... to... busy... me... guess... what... mumblemumble... president... with... the... help... of.... god... mumble"

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



 Finally, Ben put his loving hands down

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Unscientific
Feb 16, 2014
 Oh boy, Ben Car-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Carson comin' on hard y'all

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
As a prosecutor, go gently caress yourself christie.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 41 minutes!
Young Orc

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I hate college republicans so much

I went to the largest university in Houston and there were so few college Republicans that they had to share a meeting space with the Democrats, but yeah they're all terrible.

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Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
 Freer isn't a word Jeb you twit.

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Say "Rants Pubis" again, Friend Ben!

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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


 true store, ben carson isn't going anywhere and will be grifting until his last dying day

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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Rubio hasn't seen his kids in a while....

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crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Thump! posted:

I'm taking this election season like a marathon, one debate at a time :v:

dragging our votes like crosses to the voting booth

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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
When was the last time that Chris Christie has seen his penis

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

marshmonkey posted:

"Ronald Reagan would have been 105 today....."




no, no he wouldn't

If Reagan was alive today, he'd say,"Help help get me out of this coffin!"

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

 Rubio's kids are bored as gently caress.

Joementum posted:

tfw your dad ran against Ronald Reagan and lost

Right, but RONALD REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGANNNNNNNNN.

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

 "giraffed at me"

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
rubio: "I forget what my kids look like. vote for me and I'll .... hillary... nation... mankind"

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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Ben Carson: "I'm too drat high for this poo poo"

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Rubot: My kids... *loud clank* OBAMA!

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Marco's teenage daughter looking hella bored

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

 Rubio_family.jpg

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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


 oh great another mexican who can't keep track of his kids

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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
 those kids are hating every waking second of this miserable ordeal

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Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
 Carson: "there's a place for common sense"

*doesn't drop out of the race*

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Cornflakes
Dec 3, 2006

 quickly now Christie, attack!

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Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
Your entire party hates you, Ted.

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
Poor kids

Got huge ears too.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

crime fighting hog posted:

dragging our votes like crosses to the voting booth

:laugh:

or maybe :unsmigghh: is a better response

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Sir Tonk posted:

I went to the largest university in Houston and there were so few college Republicans that they had to share a meeting space with the Democrats, but yeah they're all terrible.

They're insufferable because they never get laid

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Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat
Good, gently caress rubio.

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