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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


*sound of a wet fart for the next 45 seconds*

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"when have you EVER alienated the entire government? it was me"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

oh great another mexican who can't keep track of his kids

:vince:

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
HERE COMES TRUMP HERE COMES TRUMP

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
cruz: "eye-oh-wah. I cheated in eye-oh-wah and they called me out but the constitution. ehh"

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

OldSenileGuy posted:

Christie really doesn't like saying his state's name out loud

It makes him wheeze, pronouncing that J.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Cruz checking in on foursquare; what a whore

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



LMAO

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Snap

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Marco: "I haven't gotten to see my kids"
Ted: "I have they just don't wanna see me"

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/696174056320737280

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
"I'm such a dipshit vote for me"

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat
Trumpaburn!

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Trump burnnnn

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Oh Donald, you scamp.

Pen Expers
May 3, 2006

Pillbug
hahahahahahahaha

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
trump: "I'm a loving boss."

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Hahaha ice burn from trump

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Stumped you cocksucker

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
"because he got ben carson's votes" :laffo:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Jewel Repetition posted:

HERE COMES TRUMP HERE COMES TRUMP

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
God daaaaamn

Winter Stormer
Oct 17, 2012
Wait, I thought Ted Cruz backed off his anti-ethanol thing ahead of the Iowa caucuses?

Pompous Rhombus posted:

Freer isn't a word Jeb you twit.

look at you

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
lol trump is such a crybaby bitch

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
lol trump just had to get that last hit in

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

You put the oil industry's cronyism and corporate welfare before it, Ted

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rubio: When I am President....

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
ahahaha trump

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
lol Trump

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Oh Trump :allears:

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


SNL sucks worse than this, to be honest.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Shots fired! Trump is the man.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Holy poo poo that's rubles wife?

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
lmao, trump

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .

AbbadonOfHell posted:

Marco: "I haven't gotten to see my kids"
Ted: "I have they just don't wanna see me"

:laffo:

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
Aww, snap

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Tajikistan! they are a machine and the people of Tajikistan are out trading us!

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Trump's got such thin skin I can see his pulse even with this stream

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