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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Apollo_Creed posted:

Debate after-talk isn't talking up Rubio for once.

The media was so prepared to catapult Rubio but getting stumped by a loser like Christie is going to hurt him.

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Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Pappyland posted:

Can someone post a quick transcript?

Patter Song posted:

Chris Christie>>>>>Jeb Bush>Donald Trump=Ted Cruz>John Kasich>>>>>Marco Rubio>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ben Carson

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
:laffo: The GOP uses a blackberry to show how to tweet their debate

sharkbomb
Feb 9, 2005
TRUMP!

*hangs up*

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


i was worried about marco rubio but it turns out he can barely keep himself from crying during a debate

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007

Joementum posted:

Reading New Hampshire as "more moderate" (as some guy on ABC just did) is wrong. Kasich is the Huntsman of this cycle, at best, but he won't win. NH loves to vote for guys like Buchanan and McCain, which is to say Trump or Rubio.

Yeah I was going to say, NH likes oddballs and has never come across as being pro-moderate.

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
my favorite part was when Trump told a room full of college students to go gently caress themselves.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

i was worried about marco rubio but it turns out he can barely keep himself from crying during a debate

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

BeOSPOS posted:

cruz played dirty on all accounts

his reactions make him sound like a sulky teen and everyone pounding the table and howling about how hes wrecking it are almost as stupid as his supporters

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
https://twitter.com/INJO/status/696177041989742592

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

OatmealRaisin posted:

my favorite part was when Trump told a room full of college students to go gently caress themselves.

yeah i peed a bit

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


so what does the establishment do now?

everything is so hosed up

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




watch this on loop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0WUtNJAo9k

Herv
Mar 24, 2005

Soiled Meat

Blasmeister posted:

They cannot stop talking about Rubio's gaffe

gaffes

the kid cant gunsling worth poo poo

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Did they fly in all of the young conservatives in the country to New Hampshire?

Dead Cosmonaut has issued a correction as of 04:53 on Feb 7, 2016

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

i was worried about marco rubio but it turns out he can barely keep himself from crying during a debate

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
"I'm literally an idiot"

- girl in the glasses

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Consummate Professional posted:

Real post: it's sad carson is throwing away his legacy of being a good brain dr to do this dumb poo poo

in a bitter twist of fate, the good brain dr was a bad brain haver

the only brain he couldn't fix...

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Yudo posted:

The republican field is legit terrible. They are not even dubblya tier. I embrace the coming of full communism that our next president, Bernie Sanders, will usher upon us all.

As sad as this group may be, unless Trump miraculously wins the nomination, one of those men on the stage will be our president for the next 8 years.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

gently caress yeah

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

gently caress guys I drank too. Much beer and ate too. Much guacamole

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




I don't give a drat about their policy, these two old batty queens have endeared themselves to me :kimchi:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Trump did really well, Christie did great, Kasich was annoying, Carson was depressing and whiny, Jeb! had his best performance yet (high bar there), Cruz could've been better, and holy poo poo was Rubio bad.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Pappyland posted:

Can someone post a quick transcript?

Closing Comments, in Order

Everybody: *says some poo poo*

Cruz: The fact that I won Iowa shows I'm invincible, that ethanol subsidies don't matter even though my opponents attacked me for them, my opponents who lost. Look at my loving face and despair.

Trump: Yeah, you wouldn't have won Iowa without Carson's votes. *Entire audience gasps and "oooos," other people on stage laugh except Cruz, all the mics are cut.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
"Trump supporters cleared out"

*shows a completely empty auditorium except for a dozen people*

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

KaptainKrunk posted:

so what does the establishment do now?

everything is so hosed up

Jeb!

Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer

:allears:

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
MSNBC has Omarosa on for analysis. :stare:

We're through the looking glass.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Can we make them both the Senators from DC?

Mr. World
May 6, 2007
Working undercover for the man . . .
I'm sad to pine for the Party of McCain and Romney.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Yudo posted:

The republican field is legit terrible. They are not even dubblya tier. I embrace the coming of full communism that our next president, Bernie Sanders, will usher upon us all.

after tonight especially for whatever reason i'm 100% sure that none of these retards can win any debate against either hilldog or bernie

Abner Cadaver II
Apr 21, 2009

TONIGHT!
what the gently caress just happened

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

deadwing posted:

gently caress guys I drank too. Much beer and ate too. Much guacamole

You're typing too well. Keep going.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

please make this an actual thing that keeps happening

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
can we just replace all these droning dolts with mccain and graham please

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I'm disappointed that ABC stream segment didn't end in a Bababooey shoutout.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

A GIANT PARSNIP posted:

i was worried about marco rubio but it turns out he can barely keep himself from crying during a debate

this is me 100x. I have been worried about Rubio since before Trump entered the race and tonight exposed him for the hollow suit he is beyond repair

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Carson did fine I think. People who like him do so because he is low key folksy and that's what he was.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

OH. GOD GET ME. OUT OF THE SPIN ROOM

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Dead Cosmonaut posted:

Did they fly in all of the young conservatives in the country in New Hampshire?

It's not like they were going to have plans on a Saturday night or something.

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