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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Ben Carson
John Kasich
Chris Christie
Baby Hitler
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Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

Haha "as you can see" twice. Can't see poo poo.

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Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Abner Cadaver II posted:

what the gently caress just happened

a guy name Marco Rubio got hosed, but not like he always wanted

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

OR you could watch Twister, my favorite movie

Or My X-Girlfriend's Wedding Reception or Sweet Hearts Dance. Both starring Bernie Sanders.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

Oh my god that is murderous.

Dead Cosmonaut
Nov 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
let's go to twitter

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Sir Tonk posted:

Can we make them both the Senators from DC?

Actually, yes. DC elects two "Shadow Senators".

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

deadwing posted:

OH. GOD GET ME. OUT OF THE SPIN ROOM

SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN TO THE NO SPIN ZONE

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

makes me feel good that the ABC guys know their infographic is poo poo

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i cant believe marco rubio is such a limp fish that he got murked by chris christie

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Shakugan posted:

Perhaps... but think about this a little.

I'm not sure what you're getting at. I don't discriminate against attractive women based upon religion.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
like how awful a debater do you have to be to get served by Joey Baggadonuts and his Splendiferous Overhanging Gut

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
I stopped watching who won?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
peak dnc

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/696180351299883009

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
God drat Rubio that is called getting found out on tv. Politicians have recovered from worse I guess, but in public like that?

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

paranoid randroid posted:

i cant believe marco rubio is such a limp fish that he got murked by chris christie

Christie is poo poo, but he hits hard

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

Actually, yes. DC elects two "Shadow Senators".

Yeah exactly. That way I could still enjoy their presence and they wouldn't be able to start any more wars.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Rubio 2016: "There it is"

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Actually this is pretty funny.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Hollismason posted:

I stopped watching who won?
I know I lost by watching it, that's for sure.

edit: I mean, I laughed a few times, but I could feel my brain cells untangling. I should be happy that these normally happen while I'm at work.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Hollismason posted:

I stopped watching who won?

People who don't like Rubio

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Hollismason posted:

I stopped watching who won?

Chris Christie and Donald Trump

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Hollismason posted:

I stopped watching who won?

everyone not named "Marco Rubio"

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!
All in all, I think this was my favourite debate since the one where Trump kneecapped Rand Paul right out of the gate.

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Wtf is this MSNBC post debate coverage? Chris Matthews shouting interruptions at 3 randos in a loud restaurant...

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



paranoid randroid posted:

can we just replace all these droning dolts with mccain and graham please

I would pay so much goddamned money for a McCain/Graham-only punditry news channel.

Maybe they could have Bernie on every once in a while for a guest appearance.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

memy posted:

Christie is poo poo, but he hits hard

yeah in that way where even a 400 pound bag of poo poo can start shedding hard radiation if you give it enough of a run up to hit relativistic speeds

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
This would be such a fun time to be in the DNC, they must be having a ball watching these GOP debates.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Hollismason posted:

I stopped watching who won?

Judging by what everyone was saying, Barack Obama. He's either too incompetent to be evil or too evil to be incompetent, I don't know yet.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Hollismason posted:

I stopped watching who won?

People who wanted to watch "fat man fucks beautiful but naive young latino.avi"

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Bishop Rodan posted:

All in all, I think this was my favourite debate since the one where Trump kneecapped Rand Paul right out of the gate.

The Rubio Reboot Debacle is my 2nd favorite thing after Bush demanding Trump apologize to his wife, Trump refusing, and then Bush high-fiving him

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
Hillary and Bernie should do a live MST3K style commentary over the next GOP debate.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Hollismason posted:

I stopped watching who won?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Republican hacks on CNN are trying to make Eminent Domain the end of Donald Trump.

Everyone else is like "meh".

EDIT: Lots of the CNN talking heads think Kasich did amazing at this debate.

Arcanen
Dec 19, 2005

My Imaginary GF posted:

I'm not sure what you're getting at. I don't discriminate against attractive women based upon religion.

You suggested evangelical women in the Young Republicans as a source for Young Republican guys to get laid. But evangelical women who are extreme enough to join the Young Republicans might have particular views about sex before marriage, so...

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
When reached for comment about tonight's debate, this was the Clinton campaign's only response:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FASGKgRiihw

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
abc in with a graph that clearly explains the outcome of tonight's debate as a pile of brown stuff

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Did Rubio gently caress up again.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Fireside Nut posted:

Wtf is this MSNBC post debate coverage? Chris Matthews shouting interruptions at 3 randos in a loud restaurant...

Also known as, "A normal Saturday night with Chris Matthews"

potato of destiny
Aug 21, 2005

Yeah, welcome to the club, pal.
This is just the best thing :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqbZEWhckis

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Hollismason posted:

Did Rubio gently caress up again.
Chris Christie murdered Marco Rubio on stage and it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

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