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DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



Lobo... Lobo... Bring back Sheriff Lobo!...

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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


York_M_Chan posted:

Slow down. This thread is for regular quotin', not fancy quotin'.

The way goons act around here, you'd think the thread is paved with gold!

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

The way goons act around here, you'd think the thread is paved with gold!

And that was the only folly the goons of the Simpsons quote thread ever embarked upon. Except for the popsicle stick skyscraper. And the 50 foot magnifying glass. And that escalator to nowhere.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

As moderator, I would demand a quote library featuring an ABC of the overlords of the genre: -After the War, Bouvenstein, CatchrNdRy--

What about Boardroom Jimmy?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

What about Boardroom Jimmy?

I'm aware of his work!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SEX!

Now that I've got your attention, mostly just incorectly quote the Simpsons.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

TMMadman posted:

I'm aware of his work!

That's a drat lie and you know it!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

York_M_Chan posted:

That's a drat lie and you know it!

York, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


What country was this show made in?!

... It no longer exists.

http://youtu.be/vTyv9fJ3F60

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


strangemusic posted:

What country was this show made in?!

... It no longer exists.

http://youtu.be/vTyv9fJ3F60

...What the HELL was that?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_dhUv_CrI

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HOCH HECH!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

HOCH HECH!

Work hard and everyday you'll get a shiny penny!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Jerusalem posted:

SEX!

Now that I've got your attention, mostly just incorectly quote the Simpsons.

Murphy... You are an elf... uncontrollably... I think!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Count Roland posted:

I think the Frinkiac thing is great.


CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



The threads of the future will not be posted on the battlefield or at sea. They will be posted in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual posting will be done by websites. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To search and copy-paste those websites.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Do Over Ham crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish supervillany

[laughing] Take that, Cinema Discusso! [stomp] Take that, The Book Barn! [stomp] Take that, The TV IV -- [stomp] oh, fiddlesticks. :smith:

Jerusalem posted:

SEX!

Now that I've got your attention, mostly just incorectly quote the Simpsons.

Welcome to The Simpsons Quote Thread, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong.

strangemusic posted:

What country was this show made in?!

... It no longer exists.

http://youtu.be/vTyv9fJ3F60

Sweet Georgia Brown! Something is rotten at the Simpson house!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000x larger and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them.
:france::britain::italy::sweden::spain:

jscolon2.0 fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Feb 6, 2016

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.



They have quotes on computers now?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Deviant posted:

They have quotes on computers now?

All this computer hacking is making me thirsty, where's my Tab?

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Root Bear posted:

All this computer hacking is making me thirsty, where's my Tab?

Those :airquote: 'crazy noises' :airquote: are computer signals.

Yeah, some guys at M.I.T. are sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk.

Heh, they're out of their minds. :rolleyes:

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



DrBouvenstein posted:

Those :airquote: 'crazy noises' :airquote: are computer signals.

Yeah, some guys at M.I.T. are sending us reasons why Captain Picard is better than Captain Kirk.

Heh, they're out of their minds. :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



Class3KillStorm, that's not very nice.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DizzyBum posted:

Class3KillStorm, that's not very nice.

Hey DizzyBum, did you get a load of that nerd? :laugh:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

DizzyBum posted:

Class3KillStorm, that's not very nice.

Goons, let me tell you about another so-called wicked guy. He had long hair, and some wild ideas, and he didn't always do what other people thought was right. And that man's name was...

:confused:

I forget. But the point is...

:confused:

I forget that, too.

Jerusalem, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

Jerusalem, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.

I'm not getting involved! :colbert:

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

I'm not getting involved! :colbert:

If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved! One hand washes the other!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved! One hand washes the other!

I'm sorry CatchrNdRy, but I just don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, and maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

I'm sorry CatchrNdRy, but I just don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, and maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no.

Awww, who am I kidding? The boat house was the place to tell him!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

If something should go wrong, let's not get the law involved! One hand washes the other!

We're going out, CatchrNdRy! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TMMadman posted:

We're going out, CatchrNdRy! If we don't come back, avenge our deaths!

Gone bowling, not back, avenge death.

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



DizzyBum posted:

Gone bowling, not back, avenge death.

Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, DizzyBum.

...

So long.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

DizzyBum posted:

Gone bowling, not back, avenge death.

Taking Class3KillStorm across state lines. Back soon. I took your wallet.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

DizzyBum posted:

Gone bowling, not back, avenge death.




If I die, can you do me a favor? :ohdear:












Blow up the hospital! :argh:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Root Bear posted:

If I die, can you do me a favor? :ohdear:

Dear god, please bless Root Bear, Boardroom Jimmy, Dizzybum and jscolon2.0.

And please kill Class3KillStorm. It's him or me, Lord!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Hey, Moe! You wanna come with me and Wally to the Superbowl!?

Oh absolutely, my favorite team's in it! The Carolina Panthers Yeah, ever since I was a boy I've always loved the Carolina Panthers.

Yeah, they're good, but I wouldn't count out the Denver Broncos.

Yeah... I hear that President Obama Is going to be watching with his wife Michelle.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Mister Kingdom posted:

Hey, Moe! You wanna come with me and Wally to the Superbowl!?

Oh absolutely, my favorite team's in it! The Carolina Panthers Yeah, ever since I was a boy I've always loved the Carolina Panthers.

Yeah, they're good, but I wouldn't count out the Denver Broncos.

Yeah... I hear that President Obama Is going to be watching with his wife Michelle.

How does it keep up with the news like that? :v:

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



Writer Cath posted:

And please kill Class3KillStorm. It's him or me, Lord!

I’d kill you if I had my gun! :argh:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

How does it keep up with the news like that? :v:

Those Clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of Clowns. :psylon:

Root Bear fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Feb 7, 2016

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

Those Clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of Clowns. :psylon:

Command link severed. Default setting.

Crush. Kill. Destroy.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

IMJack posted:

Command link severed. Default setting.

Crush. Kill. Destroy.


PRAY FOR MOJO

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