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Taciturn Tactician posted:Even if the chance is quite low, rolling the dice on your child being permanently brain damaged because you couldn't stop yourself drinking for 9 months is kind of a dickish thing to do, sorry! It takes having two drinks everyday while pregnant for even the mildest symptoms of fetal alcohol syndrome to occur; for the more severe symptoms you need to have at least four drinks everyday. FAS is real and it's bad, but it takes a lot more alcohol to happen than most people think.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Rob Smith is the ONLY man smart enough to figure out that Obama is only trying to normalize relations with Cuba to get their votes for his next election. Obama is just really insecure and wants everyone to like him.
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Feb 7, 2016 20:53
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Rob Smith is the ONLY man smart enough to figure out that Obama is only trying to normalize relations with Cuba to get their votes for his next election. Likewise, Obama wants the Iranian ICBMs to vote for him before they blow up.
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Mister Beeg posted:I don't even get this. Me neither, anyone want to explain this one?
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Mister Beeg posted:I don't even get this. Bruce wanted to bring a couple bottles of hard liquor on his flight. They were confiscated because of the liquid rules. Once he was past security, he could buy new liquor bottles. He probably wants sheeple to wake up.
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Feb 7, 2016 21:18
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Mister Beeg posted:I don't even get this. "I, Bruce Tinsley, am really bad at cartooning." -An alcohol-induced confessional cartoon.
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I think it's about people bringing pets onto planes in the cabin by having them declared "support animals". But that's kind of a stretch and it would still inexplicably say "airport" instead of "airplane" so I have no idea.
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Mister Beeg posted:I don't even get this. People who smuggle endangered animals have started operating out of airports?
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All I know is I'm hungry for mammoth steak and applaud America's airports for perfecting transgenic cloning techniques enough to create a reasonable genetic hybrid of a mammoth. The security may not be the best but let's be fair: neither was Jurassic Park's.
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FaradayCage posted:Bruce wanted to bring a couple bottles of hard liquor on his flight. They were confiscated because of the liquid rules. Once he was past security, he could buy new liquor bottles. Nenonen posted:Something about hand baggage I guess? Yes this, he's saying people can get away with having a ridiculous amount of stuff in their hand baggage and inconvenience other passengers as long as they buy it at the airport. Also he's a drunk duck. Probably sat next to someone else who bought a ton of booze at the duty-free store, and was jealous.
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HootTheOwl posted:Get it together Dees, there are no Jews in Harry potter! 
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Welcome to the first week of February in... Now, as a reminder, I'm posting cartoons from the past week instead of just picking a cartoonist and doing a dump of all their stuff for that month.  1Obamacare? What's that? In 2008 it was Hillarycare that was the socialist craze every rightwinger hated.  2Despite the field seeming fairly crowded, the Republican primary was finished quickly.  3McCain was not well-received.  4Not received well at all.  5What's funny is that, about six months later, conservatives would play up McCain's "moderate" views as a huge boon.  6Poor lil elephants  7I dunno why Ramirez brought up the crying thing weeks later. Also: why does Hillary want ham?  8Ramirez is incapable of drawing a human being.  9Again, Rudy's weird "put it all on Florida" strategy backfired spectacularly.  10I dunno if Asay every had a formal name for this character, but in one cartoon she was called "Lara Liberal." I doubt this was the first appearance of Lara, but she was one of Chuck's favorite strawwomen.  11And he would sit there for another four years, still going nowhere.  12Obama did something
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frankenfreak posted:Since this is the internet, I have to assume that this is actually someone's fetish. I have a hard time believing anyone can possibly gain arousal while looking at Ted Cruz's face regardless of fetish.
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Feb 7, 2016 22:46
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Rorus Raz posted:
If only Obama had been capable of the kind of massive social reforms LBJ enacted. 
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oddium posted:rubio said a little speech, then repeated the speech verbatim and i thought my stream was skipping until christie called him out and then in his response rubio repeated the speech verbatim AGAIN and christie powerbombs him with "there he goes again" That's what I'm saying- he actually caught Rubio in the act of reciting "that 25-second speech" and undercut him with a quick "there he goes again," then let him continue while the audience got increasingly uncomfortable. It's the waterboy moment all over again.
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Rorus Raz posted:
Backing two candidates in the primaries is pretty die-hard liberal strawwoman.
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FaradayCage posted:Backing two candidates in the primaries is pretty die-hard liberal strawwoman. I mean she does have a "Choice" button. Maybe she's the author of Animal Nuz
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 Bring the Troops Home!!? gently caress that! I guess I'm voting McCain after all.
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Harry Potter and the Post Hoc Representation.
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Mulva posted:Also FAS isn't real, it's just a moral panic that survives because it shits on poor women. How do you explain Juggalos, then? Checkmate.
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Mulva posted:https://www.unf.edu/~dcourtwr/documents/HowRealIsFetalAlcoholSyndrome.pdf So it's a thing, but overblown in the media to become a panic? You might as well say cancer isn't real if that counts, I mean look at the California labeling... FaradayCage posted:Backing two candidates in the primaries is pretty die-hard liberal strawwoman. Only because Americans are so against changing our voting system to something more modern... instant run-off would work pretty well for American presidential elections, especially if we eliminated the primaries system entirely. It's not perfect, but mathematically no voting system can be. (Notably, you can't meet both Condorcet and later-no-harm) Keiya fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Feb 8, 2016 |
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I've always wondered if the Republicans even believe that there is an actual end point to the seemingly eternal war we've gotten ourselves into or do they just like the idea of spending trillions (creating more DEBT) and killing thousands on all sides so they can feel safe? At what point would the job be considered done?
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Geostomp posted:I've always wondered if the Republicans even believe that there is an actual end point to the seemingly eternal war we've gotten ourselves into or do they just like the idea of spending trillions (creating more DEBT) and killing thousands on all sides so they can feel safe? At what point would the job be considered done? The end is to make money There are very few "True Believers" in Congress
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That crafty Obama! He knows Cuban-Americans always vote party-line Democrat. Just look at Marco Rubio!
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Please enjoy these SUPER BOWL political cartoons. 1  2It's...the news. What were you expecting?  3"Who the gently caress invited them" "Hey man, they dropped out of the primary and had nowhere else to go."  4X? No, Y.  5My face when reading political cartoons.  6I hate elections so much! Just let me eat my chip5 in peace!
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World Famous W posted:I'm going to pick the low hanging fruit off your edit. Well, I was going for it because it's already the V-for-gently caress-off sign, but that works too.
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Cloud Potato posted:Times: Surprise Caza tribute out of nowhere? 
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FronzelNeekburm posted:That crafty Obama! He knows Cuban-Americans always vote party-line Democrat. Just look at Marco Rubio! Man those Cuban emigres love them some Cuba.
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Time for a Flashback: 1992! First from our friend Tom Toles:   Bill Clinton is a good politician, but I wonder how he would do against someone who was as talented at campaigning as he was? Clinton was charming and empathetic, but he got lucky that in both of his national campaigns he was running against a cranky old man. It really helped the "new ideas versus experienced hands" theme that Obama later used so well. Rubio is trying to flip it this year by emphasizing his age while covering up how old his ideas are, while Sanders has some fairly radical ideas that are resonating with the young despite his age. Here's one from Danziger:   Of course, Clinton's "charming" personality had a negative side as well. Yet he won despite the many scandals around him. This comic seems to suggest the scandals might actually have helped him- at least they got people talking, while no one cared about Tsongas. Jurgan fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Feb 8, 2016 |
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