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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Full Battle Rattle posted:

watching rubio sputter like a busted robot is hilarious, sorry

Uh i agree? Wouldn't obama owning him wih the deniability it was the will of the people be hilarious?

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:04

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Vile posted:

Here I found the quip:

Ratings show that 47 percent of Colbert�s viewers identify as Democrats, 17 percent as Republicans. Kimmel�s audience is evenly split � 33 percent Democrats, 32 percent Republicans, while Fallon�s is nearly so (36 percent Democrats, 31 percent Republicans).

�Colbert Nation is filled with wealthy, socially liberal men who overwhelmingly support legalizing marijuana and want Bernie Sanders to be president,� pollster Jon Penn explained to The Hollywood Reporter. Some 30 percent of Colbert viewers report that they are atheists, which is the No. 1 �religion category� choice for �Late Show� viewers. (Memo to the US Marine Corps: Don�t bother advertising on Colbert. Manufacturers of pastel capri pants for men, on the other hand, should not miss out on this opportunity.)

The late night show after the super bowl will have demographics akin to a slice of the Super Bowl, especially since most people like Colbert as a person.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:09

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

lol ABC is saying the ad was :airquote:

crowd funded :airquote:

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/super-pac-supporting-jeb-bush-crowdfunds-super-bowl/story?id=36772075

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:09

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

The fact that jeb has said he wants out of the race means he will start winning primaries.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:11

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Joementum posted:

2016 in a nutshell

https://twitter.com/ThePaulaJones/status/695814738203119618

YES

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:12

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Oiled and Ready posted:

hahahaha

"You did."

Jeb! grew up wanting to tell others what to do

Now he realizes the only reason folk were listening is because of his big brother, his daddy, and his daddy's money.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:12

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

sharkbomb posted:

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/dispel-fiction-barack-obama-doesnt-know-what-hes-doing-he-knows-exactly-what-hes-doing

haha yess signed

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:12

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

"Eh I don't want to be president now"

*marco rubio explodes*

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:13

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Sonofsilversign posted:

haha yess signed

https://twitter.com/davidbaughman/status/696532436822421505?s=09

RETWEET PLS

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:14

The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

Oiled and Ready posted:

https://twitter.com/davidbaughman/status/696532436822421505?s=09

RETWEET PLS

Needs a hashtag

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:15

Cantorsdust: Aug 10, 2008; Infinitely many points, but zero length.

sharkbomb posted:

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/dispel-fiction-barack-obama-doesnt-know-what-hes-doing-he-knows-exactly-what-hes-doing

Signed. Trollbama best Obama.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:16

Bishop Rodan: Dec 5, 2011; See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

sharkbomb posted:

WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/dispel-fiction-barack-obama-doesnt-know-what-hes-doing-he-knows-exactly-what-hes-doing

Signed and shared. Let's do this yo.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:20

StevePerry: Sep 5, 2003; don't stop believin

Venom Snake posted:

The fact that jeb has said he wants out of the race...

Explain what you mean because I haven't heard anything about this.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:20

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Jeb is going to win now, by the power of Peyton Manning

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:24

But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

Peyton is going to announce his retirement and that he'll be Jeb's VP if asked

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:24

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Peachstapler posted:

Explain what you mean because I haven't heard anything about this.

He said he'd consider dropping out if he got hosed in NH/other primaries. So in classic Jeb fashion this now means he's going to start winning.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:25

sincx: Jul 13, 2012; furiously masturbating to anime titties

The Kingfish posted:

Needs a hashtag

#dispel

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:25

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Wrong debate gently caress

Oiled and Ready fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Feb 8, 2016

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:28

Lights: Dec 9, 2007; Lights, the Peacock King, First of His Name.

Cantorsdust posted:

Signed. Trollbama best Obama.

Signed. God please let Obama grant this one.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:29

Patter Song: Mar 26, 2010; Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.; Fun Shoe

Per Politico...

Leaked Kasich internals in New Hampshire:

Trump 35
Kasich 15
Jeb! 13
Rubio 10
Cruz/Christie 8

Now, again, internal polling, grain of salt, etc.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:29

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Oiled and Ready posted:

Wrong debate gently caress

Thank goodness, I thought I was taking crazy pills.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:35

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Patter Song posted:

Per Politico...

Leaked Kasich internals in New Hampshire:

Trump 35
Kasich 15
Jeb! 13
Rubio 10
Cruz/Christie 8

Now, again, internal polling, grain of salt, etc.

If this is how NH shakes out it will cause an absolute poo poo storm moving forward.Basically no real winnowing until Nevada and possibly Super Tuesday.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:37

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

If Kasich beats Rubio I'm going to be laughing 24/7 until SC.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:37

The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

Lmbo Trump is gonna follow the "anybody but Romney" path to the GOP candidacy.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:38

HapiMerchant: Apr 22, 2014

Trump picked the wrong team, he stumped himself. is this the beginning of the end for The Donald?

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:38

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Patter Song posted:

Per Politico...

Leaked Kasich internals in New Hampshire:

Trump 35
Kasich 15
Jeb! 13
Rubio 10
Cruz/Christie 8

Now, again, internal polling, grain of salt, etc.

https://twitter.com/ScottFConroy/status/696525383475273728

rest in piss marco

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:40

nachos: Jun 27, 2004; Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

3-4-1 strategy!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:41

Rocks: Dec 30, 2011

Pinterest Mom posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottFConroy/status/696525383475273728

rest in piss marco

Good riddance

Also lol

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:43

KaptainKrunk: Feb 6, 2006

So Trump - Kasich - Bush/Cruz - Rubio, right?

also lol at the NYtimes editorial and frontpage article decrying Rubio's fall. Come the gently caress on.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:45

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

HapiMerchant posted:

Trump picked the wrong team, he stumped himself. is this the beginning of the end for The Donald?

Are you saying one of the only black quarterbacks and the pride of South Carolina is a loser? If that's the case I'm happy to be a loser.

-Trump, master of spin

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:45

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

Yessssssss.

What a roller coaster of emotion. Top of the world, to the gutter, and back to the top of the world.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let the trends continue and let BOTH Rubio AND Cruz end up finishing behind all 3 governors.

Trump will have a sizeable delegate lead after NH. He will easily win SC and increase that lead if he can label Cruz as one-and-done based on a piss poor NH showing. With a SC and NH victory he will easily win NV. Then he will STEAMROLL through the SEC states on Super Tuesday.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:48

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

KaptainKrunk posted:

So Trump - Kasich - Bush/Cruz - Rubio, right?

also lol at the NYtimes editorial and frontpage article decrying Rubio's fall. Come the gently caress on.

Didnt we literally agree pre-debate this would be the funniest possible outcome, but that it was impossible

Thanks Obama! You really do know exactly what you're doing!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:49

Patter Song: Mar 26, 2010; Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.; Fun Shoe

Fun note: New Hampshire has a 10% threshold for getting delegates. Any candidate below that gets 0. Just something to file away and remember Tuesday.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:49

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Patter Song posted:

Fun note: New Hampshire has a 10% threshold for getting delegates. Any candidate below that gets 0. Just something to file away and remember Tuesday.

Marc0 Rubi0

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:51

eric: Apr 27, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

Boosted_C5 posted:

Yessssssss.

What a roller coaster of emotion. Top of the world, to the gutter, and back to the top of the world.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let the trends continue and let BOTH Rubio AND Cruz end up finishing behind all 3 governors.

Trump will have a sizeable delegate lead after NH. He will easily win SC and increase that lead if he can label Cruz as one-and-done based on a piss poor NH showing. With a SC and NH victory he will easily win NV. Then he will STEAMROLL through the SEC states on Super Tuesday.

I'm ready to represent Trump in NV.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:53

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

Boosted_C5 posted:

Trump will have a sizeable delegate lead after NH. He will easily win SC and increase that lead if he can label Cruz as one-and-done based on a piss poor NH showing. With a SC and NH victory he will easily win NV. Then he will STEAMROLL through the SEC states on Super Tuesday.

"Sizeable"

Assuming that Kasich internal poll is right, delegate allocation out of NH:
Trump 12
Kasich 3
Jeb! 3
Rubio 2

Making delegate allocations to date
Trump 19
Rubio 9
Cruz 8
Jeb! 4
Kasich 4
Carson 3

1,237 to win.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:55

KaptainKrunk: Feb 6, 2006

This primary season is the gift that keeps on giving.

Please let it never end.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:55

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Kasich is DOA by the way.

"In 1994, Kasich was one of the Republican leaders to support a last-minute deal with President Bill Clinton to pass the Federal Assault Weapons Ban."

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:55

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Pinterest Mom posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottFConroy/status/696525383475273728

rest in piss marco

I BELIEVE IN KAISCHMENTUM

# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:56

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Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

loving MEGYN KELLY IS ON COLBERT

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# ? Feb 8, 2016 04:57

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