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The basic tenant of Greek mythology boils down to all their gods living on a big hill but no one bothered to go climb it and check out what's up.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 14:21 |
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 14:33 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:The basic tenant of Greek mythology boils down to all their gods living on a big hill but no one bothered to go climb it and check out what's up. what's greek for "euphoric" please no-one actually answer this
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 14:37 |
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Euphoric? Nah, I'm against him! I hate that guy!
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 14:59 |
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I thought that Sisyphus was the basic tenant of Greek mythology?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 15:09 |
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Whoops. Tenet. Stupid homophones. Sorry bout that.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 15:14 |
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They're not homophones. Say them out loud.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 15:20 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:They're not homophones. Say them out loud. He was blaming autocorrect on his iPhone.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 15:59 |
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a worthy uhh posted:He was blaming autocorrect on his iPhone. Heh
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:21 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:They're not homophones. Say them out loud. don't ask, don't yell
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:28 |
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Pre-emptive apology for quoting myself, but Hyperlynx's reply is where the funny is. I'm just the setup.Liquid Chicken posted:Knitastic Four Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I can only dream of being half as fashionable as these guys. Hyperlynx posted:If you were half as fashionable as the guy on the left, you'd be naked.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:30 |
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I forgive you because that is pretty funny
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 16:47 |
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Wait, is mom the guy who asked about finding/smuggling benzos in Saudi Arabia? Or am I behind the times on traveling TCC superstars?
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 18:27 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:The basic tenant of Greek mythology boils down to all their gods living on a big hill but no one bothered to go climb it and check out what's up. I think it was less that nobody bothered to climb it and more that they all thought you'd get killed by a thrown lightning bolt if you climbed it, but yeah it is kind of funny that they thought the gods lived on one specific mountain that was just kind of the largest one in the immediate area
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 18:30 |
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loquacius posted:I think it was less that nobody bothered to climb it and more that they all thought you'd get killed by a thrown lightning bolt if you climbed it, but yeah it is kind of funny that they thought the gods lived on one specific mountain that was just kind of the largest one in the immediate area It kinda makes sense, when a thunder storm was brewing and the sky was blacked out by clouds you'd assume the lightning had to come from somewhere, why not the highest peak (which would be obscured from the bottom).
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 18:47 |
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Who the gently caress cares about Greek mythology? Open a thread nerds.Volume posted:*ironicly*
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 19:31 |
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Vertigo Ambrosia posted:Wait, is mom the guy who asked about finding/smuggling benzos in Saudi Arabia? Or am I behind the times on traveling TCC superstars? that was ohnonotme, who is now either off benzos or tapering off benzos, i forget
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 20:32 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:that was ohnonotme, who is now either off benzos or tapering off benzos, i forget Yeah, mom is the methhead superstar who claims to have gone on a multi-hour crank-fueled rampage while wearing a go-pro, during which he stole several hundred dollars worth of prime rib (I think, could've been another cut of meat). Among other things he's done while high.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:04 |
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Oh my god if mom was wearing a go-pro during that I *need* the video. The world needs POV batshit meth adventures.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:13 |
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Wow, gives a whole new meaning to Crank - The Movie.
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# ? Feb 7, 2016 21:39 |
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Here's some mom.txt:quote:If you have enough self control and self awareness, meth is fantastic quote:Almost lost my arm but i got to the ER in time last night. At least i didn't follow through with my DIY blood transfusion like the shadow people wanted. It was a blood clot waiting to happen. gently caress you shadow people. quote:I honestly can't remember the last time I've been happy, and now I'm a hermit who complains about being lonely and sad and does nothing to improve his situation. I live with 6 roommates, in a year I've only talked to 3 of them and only small-talk in passing. I mean for fucks sake I piss in bottles and dump them out my window because I'm so afraid I might run into someone while walking to the toilet and have to have an honest to god interaction with another human being. quote:I became obsessed with the International Jewry and actually flew to Israel while high on meth and got my jaw broken in a bar fight after denying the holocaust. I guess evryone has mandatory miltary service and knows how to fight. im banned from most youth hostels in tel aviv. quote:i tried to kickflip over my homies corgi while high on meth and accidentally stomped the truck of the skateboard into the dogs head. the dog lived but i got banned from the kids house and had to apologize and pay $40. in my defense the dog moved.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 01:34 |
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Here's some mom.txt: Instead of DARE programs, they should just read TCC posts to grade school kids.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 02:21 |
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Canemacar posted:Instead of DARE programs, they should just read TCC posts to grade school kids. I feel like stories about the crushingly awkward things people get up to when high are probably more effective than weird stories about potential lethal side effects. I gave directions to a guy who was probably on lots of meth or something similar last week, he was twitchy as gently caress and his teeth were mostly gone and otherwise pointy. He had black double-pupil novelty contacts in.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 05:05 |
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Canemacar posted:Instead of DARE programs, they should just read TCC posts to grade school kids. People always say some variation of this, and it always rings true.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 05:59 |
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Even when goons are really into sports, they're still goons:Benny the Snake posted:I wanted to answer this question more in-depth here.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:38 |
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To be fair, that is Benny the effin' Snake.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 07:55 |
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Christ, is that how we Seahawks fans sound to everyone else? Jesus, no wonder everyone can't stand us.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 10:33 |
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Canemacar posted:Instead of DARE programs, they should just read TCC posts to grade school kids. That mom quote about the blood clot reminds me of a comment someone made in discussion of the krokodil thread, which was "TCC: a forum for arm reduction". Anyone remember where that was or who was responsible for it?
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 10:43 |
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Jedit posted:That mom quote about the blood clot reminds me of a comment someone made in discussion of the krokodil thread, which was "TCC: a forum for arm reduction". Anyone remember where that was or who was responsible for it? It's one of those things that became such a commonplace that nobody remembers who said it first, but I think it was in one of the dozens of GBS threads that mocked TCC. Specifically it was about that one TCC poster who fell asleep on their arm in a drug-induced stupor for so long it literally killed off all the nerve function and had to fight the doctors to keep them from amputating it.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 10:56 |
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WET BUTT posted:Dr Stigma: We're going to have to amputate your arm you stupid idiot retard
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 11:16 |
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This makes me laugh so hard every time I read it.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 15:01 |
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Deg posted:[halftime]
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:It's one of those things that became such a commonplace that nobody remembers who said it first, but I think it was in one of the dozens of GBS threads that mocked TCC. Specifically it was about that one TCC poster who fell asleep on their arm in a drug-induced stupor for so long it literally killed off all the nerve function and had to fight the doctors to keep them from amputating it. It all got stated in this mock thread in FYAD dedicated to TCC's then-ongoing heroin thread. The posts about the dumb goon who nodded off on his arm and nearly had it amputated show up around page 8. That goon has, I'm trust you'll be just shocked to learn, died of an OD if I remember right. atomicthumbs' quote from WET BUTT also originated there. LORD OF BUTT posted:Oh my god if mom was wearing a go-pro during that I *need* the video. The world needs POV batshit meth adventures. Sadly, he has never posted the go-pro rampage video, though many has asked for it.
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# ? Feb 8, 2016 18:43 |
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Why such a small fraction of the Barnacle Jim beatdown?Deg posted:coach: go long son i'll toss you this beautiful touchdown pass. longer, longer, keep going! you'll have to go deeper than that to catch a tuddy! Deg posted:hey ref i think we got a first down can we get a measurement? Deg posted:aerial coverage for superbowl 50 is provided by goodyear *the goodyear blimb is shown flying in the sky except its actually, you guesed it, barnacle jims face* Deg posted:they are replacing the football with barnacle jims face lol Deg posted:the playing surface, which is 120 yards long, is barnacle jims face. its customary for the players to take a poo poo on the field after the game which will suck for barnacle jim because its his face Deg posted:cam newton scores a tuddy and spikes the ball (barnacle jims face) onto the football field (also jims face) Deg posted:corsair bought a 30 second super bowl add. in it he's driving a motorcycle across jims long face but because its only 30 seconds so they have to play it in fast motion Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 19:53 on Feb 8, 2016 |
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:mine's tiny. like, smaller than micropenis tiny, i gotta move stuff out of the way a bit too find it. it apparently has more nerves than a regular winky, i can't dry touch it without flinching a bit. it's surrounded by this stuff called a hood and labia with an angry hole underneath that bleeds like it means business and occasionally cries a bit? and there's no spunk sploosh when i diddle the drat thing, i think it's broken guys Red Suit posted:Theres no visible mark, but when I was 14 I was jacking it under the covers. My cat saw something something bobbing up and down and pounced on my junk. A claw got through the blanket and tore right across the urethra.
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# ? Feb 9, 2016 19:23 |
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Karate Bastard posted:They come in... triple packs? Someone really needs to get their cram on.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 04:36 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:i have the same name except different middle name as a music producer so i pretty regularly get email from wannabes who want me to produce their stuff. if i feel like it, ill ask for some acapellas and make some insane turd for them.
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 06:10 |
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lol
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# ? Feb 10, 2016 06:18 |
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http://tindeck.com/listen/dxbcc
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holy loly
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