Super Bowl Aftermath: I, Parmesan Basil, am happy with the result of this game

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C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

Quest For Glory II posted:

2018

no brees, no brady, no manning, maybe no roethlisberger, no palmer, maybe no eli, maybe no rivers, maybe no romo

Matt Ryan wins MVP with a 3000 yard season

he's already 32

it's going to be weird when luck is the best quarterback in the league by attrition

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:16

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# ? May 17, 2024 04:13

Baxate: Feb 1, 2011

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

Despite the other issues with Denver's offense he had a 1300 yard season and looked fine, I thought. Just terrible the last 2 games.

honestly i didn't watch football much this year, but sometimes i'd flip it over to a sunday night game or whatever, and nearly every time it would cut to D thomas dropping a pass that hits him right in the numbers

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:16

C-SPAN Caller: Apr 21, 2010

sweet thursday posted:

Has anyone ever heard a white person call a black person a "boy" in any other context aside from Oscar-bait movies about racism. You don't even need to be that smart to know better.

I have but they're really southern and do it to white people too

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:17

Adlai Stevenson: Mar 4, 2010; Making me ashamed to feel the way that I do

Ludwig van Halen posted:

I could have quarterbacked that Denver team to a win.

Slick with several days worth of body grease, covered in the crumbs of multiple microwaveable Wal Mart sandwiches, surrounded by empty cans of Shasta, fondly recalling the time last week the cute girl smiled when she handed over the bag full of tacos...

put me in, coach!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:17

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Bad Caller posted:

I have but they're really southern and do it to white people too

That's fair

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:17

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

sweet thursday posted:

Has anyone ever heard a white person call a black person a "boy" in any other context aside from Oscar-bait movies about racism. You don't even need to be that smart to know better.

i call my nephew that. he's white but that's the only time i hear it is when talking to babys

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:18

Benny the Snake: Apr 11, 2012; GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES

Zorodius posted:

So, seems certain Seattleites celebrate serendipitous stallion success

But where's the logic in that? If you get beat, you want the guy that beats you to be the world loving champion, because it implies you could be second best.

You don't wanna get beat by a guy and then see him falling down stairs, that's just embarrassing

I wanted to answer this question more in-depth here.

I became a Seattle fan not after Super Bowl 48 but Super Bowl 49-after seeing their humiliating defeat against the Patriots because of that terrible play and interception at the last second. It was a heart breaker, but I fell in love with how well they played. It also helps that Seattle is a city where a lot of what I love originated from (Hendrix, Cobain, Pearl Jam, Neuromancer and the Cyberpunk genre, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Starbucks). This was the first football season I've ever followed and following the Hawks was amazing, especially in week 17 when I won a hoodie off a bet-that was the moment where I became both a member and believer of the 12s.

To see Cam Newton run us over in the divisional round was one thing. To see him do so when it was clear that his team was over-depending on him was another. What really made me salty, and boy howdy was I full of :salt:

, was the simple fact that he compared himself to Superman. How he kept wearing Superman shirts and also how his home field played the John Williams theme. This became nerd rage, and I wanted to see Batman beat Superman. Russel Wilson wasn't Batman and going into this game I was hoping Peyton would be. It turned out Von Miller was the Dark Knight, as he was sacking and pressuring Cam was glorious. This little internal narrative of mine was helped by the constant ad presence for Batman V Superman.

Congrats, Broncos and Von Miller. Congrats for avenging us. Here's looking forward to my team's 40th season :hawksin:

PS: If you're reading Febreeze, I'd like to see a comic where Cam Newton as Superman has the MVP sack-stripped from him by Von Miller as Batman.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:18

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Adlai Stevenson posted:

Slick with several days worth of body grease, covered in the crumbs of multiple microwaveable Wal Mart sandwiches, surrounded by empty cans of Shasta, fondly recalling the time last week the cute girl smiled when she handed over the bag full of tacos...

put me in, coach!

there's a difference between a smile and a grimmace

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:18

Oil of Paris: Feb 13, 2004; 100% DIRTY; Nap Ghost

sweet thursday posted:

Has anyone ever heard a white person call a black person a "boy" in any other context aside from Oscar-bait movies about racism. You don't even need to be that smart to know better.

I have but not since I was a kid. It would be pretty much verboten at this point. I'm from NC

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:18

Afterbirth Aftermath: Aug 29, 2002

Ludwig van Halen posted:

honestly i didn't watch football much this year, but sometimes i'd flip it over to a sunday night game or whatever, and nearly every time it would cut to D thomas dropping a pass that hits him right in the numbers

He did, but still caught enough to have 100+ receptions and 1300+ yards. He's had various finger issues but no matter what his postseason was abysmal.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:18

The Dave: Sep 9, 2003

Eli finally has the fuel to go for number 3.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:19

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

Benny the Snake posted:

I wanted to answer this question more in-depth here.

I became a Seattle fan not after Super Bowl 48 but Super Bowl 49-after seeing their humiliating defeat against the Patriots because of that terrible play and interception at the last second. It was a heart breaker, but I fell in love with how well they played. It also helps that Seattle is a city where a lot of what I love originated from (Hendrix, Cobain, Pearl Jam, Neuromancer and the Cyberpunk genre, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Starbucks). This was the first football season I've ever followed and following the Hawks was amazing, especially in week 17 when I won a hoodie off a bet-that was the moment where I became both a member and believer of the 12s.

To see Cam Newton run us over in the divisional round was one thing. To see him do so when it was clear that his team was over-depending on him was another. What really made me salty, and boy howdy was I full of , was the simple fact that he compared himself to Superman. How he kept wearing Superman shirts and also how his home field played the John Williams theme. This became nerd rage, and I wanted to see Batman beat Superman. Russel Wilson wasn't Batman and going into this game I was hoping Peyton would be. It turned out Von Miller was the Dark Knight, as he was sacking and pressuring Cam was glorious. This little internal narrative of mine was helped by the constant ad presence for Batman V Superman.

Congrats, Broncos and Von Miller. Congrats for avenging us. Here's looking forward to my team's 40th season

PS: If you're reading Febreeze, I'd like to see a comic where Cam Newton as Superman has the MVP sack-stripped from him by Von Miller as Batman.

my eyes

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:19

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Lessail posted:

lol you have way too much faith

C'mon man, Jordy will be back and the defence looks...competent?

Besides, my only other alternatives are the Twins and Flyers, and I'll get to bang Margot Robbie before either of them win a championship.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:20

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Quest For Glory II posted:

2018

no brees, no brady, no manning, maybe no roethlisberger, no palmer, maybe no eli, maybe no rivers, maybe no romo

Matt Ryan wins MVP with a 3000 yard season

Brees has said that he's playing until he's 45. :colbert:

He's only 37 now.

:ohdear:

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:20

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

Benny the Snake posted:

I wanted to answer this question more in-depth here.

I became a Seattle fan not after Super Bowl 48 but Super Bowl 49-after seeing their humiliating defeat against the Patriots because of that terrible play and interception at the last second. It was a heart breaker, but I fell in love with how well they played. It also helps that Seattle is a city where a lot of what I love originated from (Hendrix, Cobain, Pearl Jam, Neuromancer and the Cyberpunk genre, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Starbucks). This was the first football season I've ever followed and following the Hawks was amazing, especially in week 17 when I won a hoodie off a bet-that was the moment where I became both a member and believer of the 12s.

To see Cam Newton run us over in the divisional round was one thing. To see him do so when it was clear that his team was over-depending on him was another. What really made me salty, and boy howdy was I full of , was the simple fact that he compared himself to Superman. How he kept wearing Superman shirts and also how his home field played the John Williams theme. This became nerd rage, and I wanted to see Batman beat Superman. Russel Wilson wasn't Batman and going into this game I was hoping Peyton would be. It turned out Von Miller was the Dark Knight, as he was sacking and pressuring Cam was glorious. This little internal narrative of mine was helped by the constant ad presence for Batman V Superman.

Congrats, Broncos and Von Miller. Congrats for avenging us. Here's looking forward to my team's 40th season

PS: If you're reading Febreeze, I'd like to see a comic where Cam Newton as Superman has the MVP sack-stripped from him by Von Miller as Batman.

oh my god this loving post

all of it

everyone read this

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:20

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Real talk as I start to sober up a little, I'm most mad that Thomas Davis played with a broken god damned forearm for nothing.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:20

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

If anything I'm glad that there was a moment in life where being sweet thursday was better than being Cam Newton

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:20

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

We did it.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:21

Oil of Paris: Feb 13, 2004; 100% DIRTY; Nap Ghost

Benny the Snake posted:

I wanted to answer this question more in-depth here.

I became a Seattle fan not after Super Bowl 48 but Super Bowl 49-after seeing their humiliating defeat against the Patriots because of that terrible play and interception at the last second. It was a heart breaker, but I fell in love with how well they played. It also helps that Seattle is a city where a lot of what I love originated from (Hendrix, Cobain, Pearl Jam, Neuromancer and the Cyberpunk genre, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Starbucks). This was the first football season I've ever followed and following the Hawks was amazing, especially in week 17 when I won a hoodie off a bet-that was the moment where I became both a member and believer of the 12s.

To see Cam Newton run us over in the divisional round was one thing. To see him do so when it was clear that his team was over-depending on him was another. What really made me salty, and boy howdy was I full of , was the simple fact that he compared himself to Superman. How he kept wearing Superman shirts and also how his home field played the John Williams theme. This became nerd rage, and I wanted to see Batman beat Superman. Russel Wilson wasn't Batman and going into this game I was hoping Peyton would be. It turned out Von Miller was the Dark Knight, as he was sacking and pressuring Cam was glorious. This little internal narrative of mine was helped by the constant ad presence for Batman V Superman.

Congrats, Broncos and Von Miller. Congrats for avenging us. Here's looking forward to my team's 40th season

PS: If you're reading Febreeze, I'd like to see a comic where Cam Newton as Superman has the MVP sack-stripped from him by Von Miller as Batman.

Agreed. The something awful forums are much like middle earth, as well

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:21

Despera: Jun 6, 2011; Can't post for 18 minutes!

Quest For Glory II posted:

2018

no brees, no brady, no manning, maybe no roethlisberger, no palmer, maybe no eli, maybe no rivers, maybe no romo

Matt Ryan wins MVP with a 3000 yard season

he's already 32

Excuse me you are forgetting a player of the same age as ryan that won a superbowl mvp

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:21

Noctone: Oct 25, 2005; XO til we overdose..

let's be honest, Eli's face was the best part of this superbowl

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:21

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Sour Diesel posted:

oh my god this loving post

all of it

everyone read this

the most offensive part to me is crediting Seattle with William Gibson's existence

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:21

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/BartHubbuch/status/696549047142739968

churlish: because saying thuggish would get me called out rightly for my dumb comments

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:22

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Those churlish brigands!

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:22

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Eli's face always looks like his brain is doing a malware search

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:22

PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Sour Diesel posted:

oh my god this loving post

all of it

everyone read this

i don't read posts more than a paragraph long sorry.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:22

Afterbirth Aftermath: Aug 29, 2002

sweet thursday posted:

If anything I'm glad that there was a moment in life where being sweet thursday was better than being Cam Newton

Thank you for not letting down the black community

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:22

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

sweet thursday posted:

Eli's face always looks like his brain is doing a malware search

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:23

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

SedanChair posted:

https://twitter.com/billromanowski/status/696553214510915584
https://twitter.com/billromanowski/status/696557941248303107

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8b8Nz31jZw&t=28s

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:23

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

sweet thursday posted:

Eli's face always looks like his brain is doing a malware search

lmao

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:23

fan of the browns: Apr 6, 2012; my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.

There's a " cam didn't jump on the ball" thing going on. Anyone have a gif?

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:23

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Benny the Snake posted:

I wanted to answer this question more in-depth here.

I became a Seattle fan not after Super Bowl 48 but Super Bowl 49-after seeing their humiliating defeat against the Patriots because of that terrible play and interception at the last second. It was a heart breaker, but I fell in love with how well they played. It also helps that Seattle is a city where a lot of what I love originated from (Hendrix, Cobain, Pearl Jam, Neuromancer and the Cyberpunk genre, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Starbucks). This was the first football season I've ever followed and following the Hawks was amazing, especially in week 17 when I won a hoodie off a bet-that was the moment where I became both a member and believer of the 12s.

To see Cam Newton run us over in the divisional round was one thing. To see him do so when it was clear that his team was over-depending on him was another. What really made me salty, and boy howdy was I full of , was the simple fact that he compared himself to Superman. How he kept wearing Superman shirts and also how his home field played the John Williams theme. This became nerd rage, and I wanted to see Batman beat Superman. Russel Wilson wasn't Batman and going into this game I was hoping Peyton would be. It turned out Von Miller was the Dark Knight, as he was sacking and pressuring Cam was glorious. This little internal narrative of mine was helped by the constant ad presence for Batman V Superman.

Congrats, Broncos and Von Miller. Congrats for avenging us. Here's looking forward to my team's 40th season

PS: If you're reading Febreeze, I'd like to see a comic where Cam Newton as Superman has the MVP sack-stripped from him by Von Miller as Batman.

Febreeze, I'd like to see a comic where Benny the Snake wears a flannel shirt and complains that no one understands how hard it is to be a teenager in Seattle who listens to grunge and is a Seahawks fans

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:24

Oil of Paris: Feb 13, 2004; 100% DIRTY; Nap Ghost

sweet thursday posted:

Eli's face always looks like his brain is doing a malware search

Lol

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:24

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

sweet thursday posted:

Eli's face always looks like his brain is doing a malware search

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:24

Sour Diesel: Jan 30, 2010

I became a fan of the Baltimore Ravens in 2011. The way they played so hard but lost in a teeth-clencher in the AFCCG just got me so intrigued to follow them. To me, they were like Goku who had just gotten beaten up after that whole Captain Ginyu debacle. The 2012 season was the Ravens (as Goku) just not wanting to take it anymore and they went Super Saiyan. They almost lost to Denver and this angered me, because Denver was Dodoria, and boy howdy I wanted Frieza (Tom Brady).

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:24

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

My local CBS affiliate news is reporting the results of the Puppy Bowl and they're not doing the whole "daww aren't they cute" thing. :psyduck:

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:24

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

where the gently caress are all these new people coming from.

I think I'm broken. I'm not upset at all. Perhaps it's just a summer full of steeling myself for a season where the best case scenario was a first round playoff exit. Maybe it's the fact that we dominated so many good teams that it's hard seeing a scenario where we aren't back soon. Maybe I'm just happy that I got to care for a full football season and now I'm tired. But whatever the case, it doesn't hurt.

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:24

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Infidel Castro posted:

C'mon man, Jordy will be back and the defence looks...competent?

Besides, my only other alternatives are the Twins and Flyers, and I'll get to bang Margot Robbie before either of them win a championship.

Look you gotta understand that green bay is fated to lose in the playoffs in ot on the first drive no matter what

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:25

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Sour Diesel posted:

I became a fan of the Baltimore Ravens in 2011. The way they played so hard but lost in a teeth-clencher in the AFCCG just got me so intrigued to follow them. To me, they were like Goku who had just gotten beaten up after that whole Captain Ginyu debacle. The 2012 season was the Ravens (as Goku) just not wanting to take it anymore and they went Super Saiyan. They almost lost to Denver and this angered me, because Denver was Dodoria, and boy howdy I wanted Frieza (Tom Brady).

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:25

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# ? May 17, 2024 04:13

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

zimbomonkey posted:

where the gently caress are all these new people coming from.

I think I'm broken. I'm not upset at all. Perhaps it's just a summer full of steeling myself for a season where the best case scenario was a first round playoff exit. Maybe it's the fact that we dominated so many good teams that it's hard seeing a scenario where we aren't back soon. Maybe I'm just happy that I got to care for a full football season and now I'm tired. But whatever the case, it doesn't hurt.

Draft receivers

# ? Feb 8, 2016 06:25

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