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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Krowley posted:

The dream theater guys are super christian though. A lot of their songs and albums have heavy spiritual overtones

I should know, I'm listening to Six Degrees right now :v:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHfwtoNCSlM

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Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Wheat Loaf posted:

That video's greatest hits:

"Sonic the Hedgehog: one of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought of."

"[A]nd best of all, he's blue-coloured and knows how to handle the females. And speaking of females, the Sonic universe might also be classified as Hot Chick Heaven."

"She is attractive and the size of a normal human mother."

But the single weirdest line in it might be when he encourages his viewers to, "Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice."

It is a classic video with many layers. I personally like his weird hair fetish that comes up a couple times.

Tardcore posted:

Bullshit that's Ska

I've literally never known a cool person who listened to ska nor can I imagine one

Calico Heart has a new favorite as of 13:28 on Feb 7, 2016

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Tardcore posted:

Bullshit that's Ska

The Specials were a great band despite their choice of headwear.



And Pauline Black from the Selecter looked fine in a trilby. :colbert:

Wheat Loaf has a new favorite as of 16:11 on Feb 7, 2016

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Poll: Which is worse, masturbating to lolis or masturbating to furries ?

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

random selection from OKC posted:

So, this is the part where I tell you how awesome I am, and how lucky you would be to spend your life with me... well, that's out of the way. I'm a pretty practical and rational man who is also quite passionate about a great many things, and one of those things is a desire to find a partner and build a family. The right woman for me is an intellectual, warm and caring, out going and funny. She is full of empathy and compassion, understanding and reason. Loves puppies and babies, and makes the sun rise. She cares more about charity, justice and sustainable living than fashion and materialism. I think there are a lot of women out there who could meet those kind of simple characteristics. The narrowing parameter in the end is attraction. Does a glance from you intrigue me? Can you turn my head when you walk by? You don't have to be a model or look like a particular actress. It will all be in how you carry yourself and the random genetic features you inherited from your parents. I am a very honest person. Physical attraction is important, That's all I'm saying. This site makes it possible to connect people around the world. But how many people search outside their zip codes? What if there really were only 1 right match for everyone, and mine lives in Bangladesh, and doesn't speak English. I think of random things like that. I don't really believe there is only 1. On a planet of 7 billion people at least half of whom are women, even if only 1% of the women in the world matched my criteria, that's still 35 million possibilities. If subjective physical attractiveness narrowed that down to 1% of those that's still 350,000 possibilities, and no guarantee that the best matches live within 500 miles of me. I guess that's my way of saying that I am open to getting to know you regardless of the distance if we seem to be a match, I like where I live but I am open to relocation, preferable to a fairly sizable city, but I am more interested in who I am with than where these days.

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Don't OKC while :420:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




Finally, the real questions that they should be asking at these presidential debates :mad:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Thump! posted:

Finally, the real questions that they should be asking at these presidential debates :mad:

"Let's dispel with the notion that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing when he tries to make anime real."--Marco Rubio

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
since the goatman sets the bar as gross yet par for the course I'm gonna link this find:

:nws:
:nms:it's a picture of why somebody made that wiping wand:nms:
:nws:

It's a hat trick and the added text makes my skin crawl. Thankfully the actual picture is such train wreck you don't notice the text much.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

From the website whose forums frequently ban the discussion of adblockers despite article writers always bringing it up, yeah, child porn masturbation is totally fine discussion.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Jazz is kinda the fedora of music.

nah oddly enough it's actually it's metal and its thousands of spergy sub-genres.

"it's not a fedora it's a trilby!" is the same as "that's not power metal, it's neo-classical nordic folk metal!"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Who's hungry? nsfw, though not graphic

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


amityville anus posted:

since the goatman sets the bar as gross yet par for the course I'm gonna link this find:

:nws:
:nms:it's a picture of why somebody made that wiping wand:nms:
:nws:

It's a hat trick and the added text makes my skin crawl. Thankfully the actual picture is such train wreck you don't notice the text much.


zoux posted:

Who's hungry? nsfw, though not graphic

I am so incredibly sad

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014

Scarf posted:

nah oddly enough it's actually it's metal and its thousands of spergy sub-genres.

"it's not a fedora it's a trilby!" is the same as "that's not power metal, it's neo-classical nordic folk metal!"


It isn't helped by the fact that "Metalgate" is apparently a thing now.

They're offended by OTHER people making metal that is less lyrically offensive.

Yes...because that's why you listen to metal. For the lyrics.


E:

Sorry for the derail. This is content: https://youtu.be/cC0OJtREdaA

Its Willam! His thing is making fun of wierdos on the internet.

skip to 6:23 for one of the worst things.

bubblebee has a new favorite as of 19:02 on Feb 8, 2016

Gaybee
Jul 16, 2002

cash crab posted:

I am so incredibly sad

me too :(

flirty dental hygienist
Jul 24, 2007

All aboard the knuckle train to FIST PLANET!!

amityville anus posted:

since the goatman sets the bar as gross yet par for the course I'm gonna link this find:

:nws:
:nms:it's a picture of why somebody made that wiping wand:nms:
:nws:

It's a hat trick and the added text makes my skin crawl. Thankfully the actual picture is such train wreck you don't notice the text much.

Well, this answered a lot of questions that I had regarding a co-worker. I could not understand how he would leave poo poo all over the toilet seat. It also explains why there is always a mound of toilet paper in the bowl after he dumps. And I know why it always smells like sewer near his office. Thanks!!

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

zoux posted:

Who's hungry? nsfw, though not graphic

That is one sturdy table.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



That's debatable

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I think she needs more colors on her face. I don't think she has quite all of them yet.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


She's so pale and has such a bad hairstyle and is so poorly accessorized that if you asked me to describe her, "fat" wouldn't be high on the list. So...good work? Maybe? That's the fat gambit, isn't it? Dressing so badly that you distract from being fat into just a mishmash of horrible fashion choices? poo poo, I'm a fat myself but I don't get aggressive about it.


E.- I just noticed the gross long fingernail.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
It's obviously not a coke nail.

Lord Psychodin
Jun 16, 2007
Lord of the fools

:dukedog:
College Slice

zoux posted:

Who's hungry? nsfw, though not graphic

That... that's a Butterball, alrighty.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Beautiful.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



More content like this please

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

zoux posted:

Who's hungry? nsfw, though not graphic

Not anymore, and probably never be again.

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE
Meet the UK's air farmers. They've created a business of collecting air and selling it to people in China where the air is so poo poo it is basically not safe to breath. They sell it for up to $160 a jar.



Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Birb Katter posted:

Meet the UK's air farmers. They've created a business of collecting air and selling it to people in China where the air is so poo poo it is basically not safe to breath. They sell it for up to $160 a jar.





I admit I'm a little disappointed I didn't think of this myself, even if I'd feel too guilty to actually do it :(

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



zoux posted:

Who's hungry? nsfw, though not graphic

:yum:

That is a shockingly even glaze, honestly.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


Why do chicks like this always insist on that kind of nose ring. I mean, a little stud on the side could maybe be cute, but that round thing in the middle? Ugh. Just inviting cow/pig comparisons.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Birb Katter posted:

Meet the UK's air farmers. They've created a business of collecting air and selling it to people in China where the air is so poo poo it is basically not safe to breath. They sell it for up to $160 a jar.





Spaceballs is becoming a reality.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Why the gently caress do people willingly look like this

It's objectively hideous no matter what your sexual orientation is

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

bubblebee posted:

It isn't helped by the fact that "Metalgate" is apparently a thing now.

that was just a forced meme by some idiots (DMU) looking for attention

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Except this is real

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/15/asia/china-canadian-company-selling-clean-air/

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

That is the Canadian air though, not these guys selling British air in hipster jars. Maybe I should start selling air from the the yard, can easily get a few roos in shot and that can be my marketing edge.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

DicktheCat posted:

Why do chicks like this always insist on that kind of nose ring. I mean, a little stud on the side could maybe be cute, but that round thing in the middle? Ugh. Just inviting cow/pig comparisons.

They need the help, they can't voluntarily stop themselves from rooting.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

I don't understand, what do the Chinese use it for? Do they walk around with a bottle up their nose? Is the air there really so bad that they'd pay to sniff a little bit of clean air?

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

RatHat posted:

I don't understand, what do the Chinese use it for? Do they walk around with a bottle up their nose? Is the air there really so bad that they'd pay to sniff a little bit of clean air?

Have an anecdote:

I was watching a Chinese dating show the other day and the guy who came out to try get a date from 1 of the 24 girls had a photo of him at Sydney Harbour Bridge. Standard sunny Sydney day. He was asked if the sky was really like that because they didn't realise it could get that blue. The only time they'd seen it like that in life was in children's stories.

If you combine that with the fact that China has a strongly growing middle class things like this can start to find a market.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
When 'If You Are The One' does their Australian episode in a few months, it should be worth the watch.

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