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I wished I enrolled in ASAP and told them I was a lush. I had to drive out one of my dudes to a treatment facility and it was pretty cush. Not a bad 2 weeks paid vacation.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:holy poo poo was at Riley recognize two of those guys from my old unit
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Does anyone know if you can go to Germany on R&R without a passport? I'm deployed right now and my 70 year old father can not find my passport but every resource I have found says you can travel to Germany on R&R with a DA31 and CAC. No one in my unit really knows/cares and I honestly haven't the faintest idea who would have the answer. This website claims it's all good but I have my suspicions.
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DFAS does not mail W2s for deceased service members. The finance office can't print one for me and told me to go to Casualty Assistance. Casualty Assistance tried to call the loving IRS and when that didn't work told me to make an appointment at the local IRS tax assistance office. Because the IRS totally issues W2s. What the gently caress is wrong with my life.
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McNally posted:DFAS does not mail W2s for deceased service members. The finance office can't print one for me and told me to go to Casualty Assistance. Casualty Assistance tried to call the loving IRS and when that didn't work told me to make an appointment at the local IRS tax assistance office. Because the IRS totally issues W2s. The Army. The Army is what is wrong with your life, and every life it touches.
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SumYungGui posted:The Army. I got a letter from the Chief of Staff and there was a business card in there. Maybe I should call his office and tell him he's running a shitshow.
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McNally posted:DFAS does not mail W2s for deceased service members. The finance office can't print one for me and told me to go to Casualty Assistance. Casualty Assistance tried to call the loving IRS and when that didn't work told me to make an appointment at the local IRS tax assistance office. Because the IRS totally issues W2s. I take it no positive update on operation Allah Judges DFAS/DEERS then 
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McNally posted:I got a letter from the Chief of Staff and there was a business card in there. Maybe I should call his office and tell him he's running a shitshow. I loving would. What's he gonna do, put you on extra duty?
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not caring here posted:I loving would. What's he gonna do, put you on extra duty? seriously go full nuke
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The next time anyone complains to me about poor retention numbers, I'm going to point to this story. Because holy god damned poo poo.
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psydude posted:The next time anyone complains to me about poor retention numbers, I'm going to point to this story. Because holy god damned poo poo. It's a shame this is such a sad subject requiring support, because this is the second time I've had to let a great joke go by.
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The Slithery D posted:It's a shame this is such a sad subject requiring support, because this is the second time I've had to let a great joke go by. Tell the loving joke you limpdick piece of poo poo. I made a loving joke about my wife's posthumous ARCOM (I got fuckall when I ETSed, she got an ARCOM and didn't even complete her enlistment, loving pog unit lol). Make me laugh.
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psydude posted:The next time anyone complains to me about poor retention numbers, I'm going to point to this story. Because holy god damned poo poo. Well, to be fair they already failed to retain her.
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The Slithery D posted:Well, to be fair they already failed to retain her. HAHAHAHAH HOLY poo poo Oh man, nice.
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If it makes you feel better, I've had food poisoning today and dumping "water" from both ends, although I haven't managed a two at once yet.
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The Slithery D posted:If it makes you feel better, I've had food poisoning today and dumping "water" from both ends, although I haven't managed a two at once yet. Man, I wouldn't wish that poo poo (no pun intended) on anyone. But seriously, that was an excellent joke and I thank you for making me laugh. I had a stressful day and had to leave the Casualty Assistance office before I got myself arrested. Thankfully I found someone at the Finance office with a semblance of empathy and got her to call another office with access to W-2s, then send it over to her. Really, you'd think the loving Casualty Assistance office would be better prepared for something like this, particularly if DFAS doesn't mail out the W-2s of deceased service members (what).
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Holy poo poo. That joke.
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You'd think the army would have this drill mastered by now
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peak GiP
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The Slithery D posted:Well, to be fair they already failed to retain her.
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Ziji posted:Does anyone know if you can go to Germany on R&R without a passport? I'm deployed right now and my 70 year old father can not find my passport but every resource I have found says you can travel to Germany on R&R with a DA31 and CAC. No one in my unit really knows/cares and I honestly haven't the faintest idea who would have the answer. You need a passport. You can PCS to the country without one, but you need one for any other reason to be there. This was air force rules as of 2012.
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The Slithery D posted:Well, to be fair they already failed to retain her. go3 posted:peak GiP
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Holy loving poo poo
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xsf421 posted:You need a passport. You can PCS to the country without one, but you need one for any other reason to be there. This was air force rules as of 2012. drat okay, thanks for the heads up
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Soulex posted:Holy loving poo poo We were all thinking it
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‘Serial’ Fans, Get Ready: The Pie Smell That Lifted Bowe Bergdahl Up And Floated Him Away From His Post Will Finally Be Discussed In The Next Episode http://www.clickhole.com/article/serial-fans-get-ready-pie-smell-lifted-bowe-bergda-3839
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The Slithery D posted:Well, to be fair they already failed to retain her. 5'd
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Geirskogul posted:For posterity I like it. The names of the guilty have been removed.
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Have a question: My 18 year old cousin joined the nat. guard to help with affording college. How badly might she be hosed from doing this? (hopefully figuratively.. But after reading through this thread jfc i dunno)
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Not hosed but I'm afraid she is at least mildly retarded.
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Did she at least pick a MOS that gives an actual skill or a clearance?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Not hosed but I'm afraid she is at least mildly retarded. Unrelated, but I learned from him that apparently Coast Guard people are forbidden from touching literally anything during a cleanup (like the BP spill, etc), and literally only "check off the boxes" or something while monitoring the people who do the cleaning. Also side doors fall off their helicopters occasionally, sometimes dropping into the ocean. I'm not sure what MOS she picked, but probably not one that provides a useful skill. I heard about this from another relative, but it sounds like she signed up for grunt work afaik.
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There's going to be a wave of women signing up for infantry now that the ban has lifted until word gets out how much infantry sucks.
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Essentially the "weaker" and pussy the branch appears translates to how easy they have it. It's jealousy. Army dudes want to roll their sleeves up too.
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I remember being 18 and thinking I wanted to be a super cool infantry badass just like in the video games and movies. After nearly freezing my balls off in freezing rain on a few FTXes, I realized that was dumb and opted to go engineers instead.
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