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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/696398305320783873

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Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Punk's suit game is top 5 in the UFC easily.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

remember when he refused to wear them in wwe

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

oatgan posted:

remember when he refused to wear them in wwe

If you tell CM Punk to do something he's going to want to do the opposite of it because he's a four year old

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Punk's suit game is top 5 in the UFC easily.

Weird that a man with 20 million dollars can pay for good looking clothes.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
CM Punk has millions of dollars and has slept with all the pretty wrestling ladies and now he's going to be UFC Champion at MMAnia and he's going to sleep with Joe Rogan.

ZoDiAC_
Jun 23, 2003

Rogan would kick his rear end, dude is a black belt and has a few green belts.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

ZoDiAC_ posted:

Rogan would kick his rear end, dude is a black belt and has a few green belts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_nyuuuJjh0

CM Punk would get murdered by Joe Rogan.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
We're not talking about them fighting, we're talking about CM Punk making sweet love to Joe Rogan right there in the middle of the Octagon in front of God and all creation.

Fuckin MMA dorks can't even follow a simple conversation.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Gonzo McFee posted:

We're not talking about them fighting, we're talking about CM Punk making sweet love to Joe Rogan right there in the middle of the Octagon in front of God and all creation.

CM Punk is straight edge and Joe Rogan is a giant cesspool of DMT and HGH, seems unlikely.

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!
Fun Shoe
countdown to the match everyone wants to see in the UFC, Daniel Bryan's corpse vs. CM Punk

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
[snarky know it all superfan voice] FIrst of all CM Punk would definitely bottom for Joe Rogan, secondly wrestling is fake

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
It's not fake, it's a work brother

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

i want to see the guy from newsradio beat up my favorite wrestler of all time dana white what the gently caress make this happen

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

actually scratch that, based on history i think that punk would win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6_k9rtDL8M

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Triticum Guzzler posted:

[snarky know it all superfan voice] FIrst of all CM Punk would definitely bottom for Joe Rogan, secondly wrestling is fake

it's like you've been posting here for years, well done

cams
Mar 28, 2003


ParanoidInc posted:

countdown to the match everyone wants to see in the UFC, Daniel Bryan's corpse vs. CM Punk
i mean i'm not gonna act like i DON'T want that

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

i want to see the guy from newsradio beat up my favorite wrestler of all time dana white what the gently caress make this happen

Dana White has to beat everybody from the cast first. Dave Foley is gonna gently caress him up.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Jerusalem posted:

Dana White has to beat everybody from the cast first. Dave Foley is gonna gently caress him up.

Wait a minute! That's Maura Tierney's music!

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Keg posted:

Weird that a man with 20 million dollars can pay for good looking clothes.

I don't know how much John Cena is worth, but still, tell that to John Cena.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Grendels Dad posted:

I don't know how much John Cena is worth, but still, tell that to John Cena.

Cena only likes clothes that match his cars, he has no time for suits.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

actually scratch that, based on history i think that punk would win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6_k9rtDL8M

Rogan would like to Literally Kill Andy Dick for some very good reasons.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Lid posted:

Rogan would like to Literally Kill Andy Dick for some very good reasons.

I don't think massive homophobia is a good reason.

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Oct 30, 2009

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That's not it

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Gonzo McFee posted:

I don't think massive homophobia is a good reason.

Andy Dick got Phil Hartman's (recovering addict) wife to relapse which ended up in Hartman's death. Hartman and Dick were on Newsradio with Rogan.

A few years later he mouthed off about it to Jon Lovitz and Lovitz knocked him the gently caress out.

a retard fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Feb 9, 2016

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Oct 30, 2009

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Honestly though who needs a reason to hate Andy dick?

I hope he dies

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

a retard posted:

Andy Dick got Phil Hartman's (recovering addict) wife to relapse which ended up in Hartman's death. Hartman and Dick were on Newsradio with Rogan.

A few years later he mouthed off about it to Jon Lovitz and Lovitz knocked him the gently caress out.

wow gently caress andy dick

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

MassRafTer posted:

Cena only likes clothes that match his cars, he has no time for suits.

Shame, for a moment I imagined he had a suit stowed away somewhere that'd match his cars.


I imagined John Cena as Iron Man, is what I'm saying.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Gonzo McFee posted:

I don't think massive homophobia is a good reason.

Rogan is pretty openly pro gay people so no I doubt that was the thing

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


Guy really seemed like a fan. Gonna be funny when he murders Punk.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I realize the answer to this question is loving never, but when the Hell is Punk even supposed to be ready to fight.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
He wanted UFC 200 in July (to which Dana correctly :lol:'d) but UFC is pushing him to fight at UFC 199 in June. So the answer is this summer.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
The Summer of Punk pt. 3

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


Legit question from an outsider, is this considered disrespectful? Punk not putting his hands up and all?

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
No, it's just funny.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

I just saw it as both guys were sort of awkward and didn't know what to do in that situation. Which is pretty fitting for the entire situation.


Guys face off without putting their hands up all the time. It's not a disrespect thing.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Spikeguy posted:

Legit question from an outsider, is this considered disrespectful? Punk not putting his hands up and all?

For marketing purposes, fight organizations like having pictures of both fighters looking angry at each other with their fists up ready to fight. Google image search "square off ufc"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Spikeguy posted:

Legit question from an outsider, is this considered disrespectful? Punk not putting his hands up and all?

Punk is the type of person who has never moved on from Defensive Middle School mode and he will legit not do things when people want him to just because they want him to, especially now that he has the money to not really have to give a poo poo. If it hasn't already happened him and the Silvas/Dana White are going to rub each other the wrong way eventually. Punk really only gets along with people who are kind of purposeful kiss-asses and hold him in high esteem like Paul Heyman, who can seemingly charm anyone who's ever existed.

Aesop Poprock fucked around with this message at 06:55 on Feb 9, 2016

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
maybe punk also recognizes that he isn't a fighter yet and putting his dukes up would look kind of silly until he's actually done something

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cams
Mar 28, 2003


Aesop Poprock posted:

Punk is the type of person who has never moved on from Defensive Middle School mode and he will legit not do things when people want him to just because they want him to, especially now that he has the money to not really have to give a poo poo. If it hasn't already happened him and the Silvas/Dana White are going to rub each other the wrong way eventually. Punk really only gets along with people who are kind of purposeful kiss-asses and hold him in high esteem like Paul Heyman, who can seemingly charm anyone who's ever existed.
what a mark

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