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 Some Japanese person's interpretation of pizza
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Feb 7, 2016 18:55
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Decoy Badger posted:
Why is it so shiny?
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Feb 7, 2016 19:33
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RareAcumen posted:
What was this picture?
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Feb 7, 2016 19:38
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cyberia posted:Why is it so shiny? ~glamour shot~
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Feb 7, 2016 19:45
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cyberia posted:Why is it so shiny? Guessing it's one of those fake plastic display models they sometimes have. Or a pizza coated in Vaseline.
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Feb 7, 2016 19:57
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:There's probably no cordyceps in her product since it costs around 200$ per 100gr You can buy Cordyceps in pretty much any Chinese grocery store. It's whole dried moth larvae with a bit of the fungus poking out. It's not even expensive enough to be kept behind the counter.
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Feb 7, 2016 20:45
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Kitsch! posted:Guessing it's one of those fake plastic display models they sometimes have. Finding the original twitter post did not clarify things. 
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Feb 7, 2016 21:01
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axolotl farmer posted:You can buy Cordyceps in pretty much any Chinese grocery store. It's whole dried moth larvae with a bit of the fungus poking out. It's not even expensive enough to be kept behind the counter.
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Feb 7, 2016 21:10
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Feb 7, 2016 21:50
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Rigged Death Trap posted:That's just Nope. It's microfiltered seawater. So they took all the good stuff out and had to put stuff back in.
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Feb 7, 2016 21:54
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Feb 7, 2016 22:07
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My Lovely Horse posted:So it's adapted its spore distribution mechanism to make use of human commercial infrastructure. Fantastic. A Selfish Gene Post 
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Feb 7, 2016 22:11
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Is this... Fruit flavored candy in aspic? Because if it is then... Miiiiiight but only if the primitive and instinctual part of my brain could stop screaming Humans should not eat this at me
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Feb 7, 2016 22:55
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PubicMice posted:What was this picture?  The original picture was a lot bigger before the website shut down.
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Feb 7, 2016 23:09
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That's exactly what came to mind, too. It's like they saw Skittles vodka and Jolly Rancher vodka and decided to try and copy it in the most rear end-backward way possible.  
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Feb 7, 2016 23:42
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My Lovely Horse posted:
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Feb 7, 2016 23:46
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Sleeveless posted:That's exactly what came to mind, too. It's like they saw Skittles vodka and Jolly Rancher vodka and decided to try and copy it in the most rear end-backward way possible. MMM, stereotypical rainbow mystery chemicals found in a laboratory. Content: "Sleepy Lettuce Soup" 
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Feb 7, 2016 23:56
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Looks like Froot Loops in broth to me.
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Feb 8, 2016 00:27
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It's definitely vodka gushers. I think it was closer to an attempt on alcoholic gummi worms than skittles vodka.
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Feb 8, 2016 01:06
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You gotta separate that poo poo out by color, otherwise it tastes even worse. I did this in college with a 5 pound bag of skittles and the two hours we spent separating out the colors was worth not brown colored mystery vodka.
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Feb 8, 2016 01:35
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fong posted:IIRC this was an official-type parody. Cant remember where I read that tho Gridlocked posted:My old man gave me this nutter's paleo diet cook book for Christmas.
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Feb 8, 2016 02:47
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axolotl farmer posted:You can buy Cordyceps in pretty much any Chinese grocery store. It's whole dried moth larvae with a bit of the fungus poking out. It's not even expensive enough to be kept behind the counter. Whole tibetan cordyceps are actually expensive. http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2047675.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.H0.Xtibetan+cordyceps.TRS0&_nkw=tibetan+cordyceps&_sacat=0 "Powdered cordyceps" is super cheap though. Probably because it's mostly not cordyceps e: mystery solved: the cheap powdered cordyceps is most likely cordyceps militaris which probably isn't even used in traditional medicine but can easily be cultivated, while the sinensis variety which is used in Chines medicine is worth around 50$ / gr  e2: relevant to the thread; enjoy your chicken and zombie caterpillars stew 
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Feb 8, 2016 09:10
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I'll take my cordyceps at homeopathic doses anyway. It only follows that if it does mind control in its whole form, a homepathic dose should make you a genius as advertised.
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Feb 8, 2016 15:31
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Nah according to the idea of homeopathy that would cure you from mind control, and why go to the trouble when there's perfectly good tin foil?
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Feb 8, 2016 16:04
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My Lovely Horse posted:So it's adapted its spore distribution mechanism to make use of human commercial infrastructure. Fantastic. They said we've lost it. The whole planet is against us. Every animal, insect, fish, and plant. Everything that can carry the spores. Things have finished changing, and the world is better. They want us to know. They want us to know that, accept it, and come out and be friends.
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Feb 8, 2016 17:13
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My Lovely Horse posted:So it's adapted its spore distribution mechanism to make use of human commercial infrastructure. Fantastic. GOTTA STAY FAI posted:They said we've lost it. The whole planet is against us. Every animal, insect, fish, and plant. Everything that can carry the spores. Things have finished changing, and the world is better. They want us to know. They want us to know that, accept it, and come out and be friends. "Instruction for a..."
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Feb 8, 2016 18:04
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I thought it was fruitloops in some kind of thin broth or aspic as I scrolled past it. The truth is so much worse
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Feb 8, 2016 19:41
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I love this series, it creeps me out in the best way. Cordyceps creeps me out in the way that makes me do a shivery little freakout dance every time I think about it.
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Feb 8, 2016 21:36
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 A BOLOGNA CAKE WITH MAYO AND MUSTARD FROSTING 
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Feb 9, 2016 03:57
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gay but cute tho posted:
There's not enough wonder bread in the world to make that edible
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Feb 9, 2016 04:00
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Cutie Pie Swag~
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Imagine the sauce sweats from eating even a tiny slice of that "cake".
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Feb 9, 2016 04:03
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gay but cute tho posted:
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Feb 9, 2016 04:04
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Picnic Princess posted:Imagine the sauce sweats from eating even a tiny slice of that "cake". The violent shits scare me the most
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Feb 9, 2016 04:20
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"horrible recipe" posted:Get 1 1/2 pounds bologna sliced 1/2-inch thick.
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Feb 9, 2016 04:38
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Decoy Badger posted:
*ticks "very wet" on AFP bingo* *also "cash crab ate it"*
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Feb 9, 2016 05:02
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Gridlocked posted:*ticks "very wet" on AFP bingo*  Basil is good.
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Feb 9, 2016 06:17
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It's the Leidenfrost effect in action!
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Feb 9, 2016 06:19
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They're still in the wrapper, aren't they.
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Feb 9, 2016 06:22
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cash crab posted:
Mmm, grilled cheese
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Feb 9, 2016 06:30
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Whoa whoa whoa, the bologna cake was made with cream cheese instead of mayo? I feel like that's an even worse food sin.
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Feb 9, 2016 06:43
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